Lauren dives into Irina Shayk’s NSFW Instagram photos with a surprising photographer. This leads one to believe that she and Tom Brady are definitely no longer seeing each other. She touches on Rachel Levisses follow up interview on Bravo Tea with Jared B, where Rachel talks about how she bought into the fictional relationship fantasy that Tom Sandoval was selling. This leads to some tough love on relationships that are lacking in reassurance and commitment. Lauren then illuminates listeners into the wonder and dissonance of the Instagram account @ballerinafarm. This stunning account is what pastural ASMR dreams are made of, although there are some facts that have some feeling a little less enchanted with the fantasy life that has been shown one stunning reel at a time. 

Lauren then dives into listener questions:

-which unhinged conspiracy theory might actually be true

-why she hasn’t gone to any Eras tour concerts

-how to spice up a marriage

-how many children she would like to have

-what her colorist does to her hair

-where to get an engagement ring

-what is her favorite lip color

-will she ever get filler

-if she will ever do a Patreon episode on psychedelics 

-how to not give an F

Finally, Lauren finishes up the episode with some late-breaking celebrity stories, such as tacky VPR cast tattoos, Erika Jaynes delusions, and Kanye’s latest antics. 

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