It's the grand opening of Hysteria Land Theme Park and Succulent Gardens and Resort-Style Property

Weather: "What You Want From Me" by Petrichor, Ltd.

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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