🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️

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We are talking about: 

🥞 Writing essays at IHOP

🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls

🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his”

📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches

🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀

Also…

👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird

📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review

🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll

💬 Hosted by Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud

📺 New episodes every week with the funniest people on the internet.

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🔗 Chapters & Timestamps below!

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00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy

02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes

06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate

13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos

17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO

21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist

28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House”

35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness

41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery

44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge

53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier?

1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final Laughs

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