From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊.

Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up.

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⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS:

00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️

00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹

03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯

06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱

10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬

13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever?

16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬

18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭

20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs)

23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣

23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑

29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻

35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮

37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦

41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰

46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔

48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭

50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍

52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤

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