Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?”

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00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos

00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay

01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities)

02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more

03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object?

05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals)

07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬

18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails

21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug

23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted

23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family)

26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife

27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea

29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study)

33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff)

35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid)

39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles

44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read

47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances

50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water

51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats)

55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers

01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca)

01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy” 

01:02:40 — Wrap up

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