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Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.”

Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024.

This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned.

🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS

Weezy WTF

• IG: @WeezyWTF

Akeem Woods

• IG: @AkeemWoods

• Tour Dates: AkeemWoods.com

⏱ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions

01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told

05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work

06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story

10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101)

11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story

14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters

19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D***

22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories

27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men

31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex

36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights

41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million

47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her

53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People?

1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work

1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs

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