* Melanie: the eternal First Lady

* A bad deal but…the only deal

* The same situation, over and over

* Joey B’s final babble

* Ike, Elon, and the unacceptable “oligarchy”

* The Ralph Lifshitz Award for Cultural Betrayal

* F**k You, Surgeon General, says Matt Welch

* The shittiest NYT story in recent memory

* A shitty celebration of murder on Jimmy Kimmel

* Pete H on the Hill

* Women in combat is not a weird debate

* RIP David Lynch

* RIP Bob Uecker

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