* A very long SOTU

* Al Green meets Buju Banton, Tripadvisor objects

* The most beautiful, terrifying word in the English language

* The “deficit” you shouldn’t care about

* The forgotten Foxconn boondoggle

* The hopeless Democrats

* Maybe look at, say, Dean Phillips and ignore the Squad

* Asian finger cuffs

* Two cheers for parliamentary democracy

* Poor lil’ Marco

* Who killed Gene Hackman’s dog?

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