A Court of Tattoos and Rosé

The relief from Feyre’s truly awful flight from Hybern’s army is short-lived. Turns out the spell to gain control of the Cauldron requires Feyre, Nesta, Elain and Amren to touch it at the same time. Easy peasy, right? Right… What better way to prepare for battle than winnowing A LOT. Feyre adds to her excitement by confronting her beast within. The Bone Carver tags into the fray too!

Feyre and Az are pulling the ultimate Mission Impossible to sneak into Hybern’s camp to steal the Cauldron’s prize, i.e. Elain (i.e. the worst Archeron sister). After some truly cringey acting on Feyre’s behalf and some quick thinking on Jurian’s, they are able to grab Elain and yet another Children of the Blessed. The rescue is successful thanks to an unlikely furry ally and a truly rough flight. Mor FINALLY tells her truth. The King’s twisted plan is revealed and let’s just say, it is not good.

Celaena is fully recovered by her mystery demon attack within roughly 36 hours, which isn’t suspicious at all. Right? She lets Nox in on one of her many secrets to make sure he escapes Cain’s reach before it is too late. After a truly cringey game of chess with Dorian, Celaena finds herself literally counting down the minutes until sunrise. The date of the duel is set and things are about to get crazy.

After some seriously bad vibes last week, the gang gets some much needed sleep…for like an hour. Feyre, Nesta and Amren are all woken up by the Cauldron’s karaoke night which is just as creepy as it sounds. While everyone is trying to figure out why the Cauldron is auditioning for American Idol, Az “politely” reminds Nesta and Feyre that they have another sister. By the time we remember poor Elain, she is already gone chasing the idea of Graysen and humanity.

Join us as we discuss the latest events in the battle for the title of King’s Champion…psych! We actually finally decided to let Caitlyn join in on a random discussion episode! Be prepared for some convoluted tales from Mads’ latest reads, questionable opinions from Caitlyn and some (surprisingly) solid logic from Blake.

The Suriel sadly passed away in The Middle after a lifetime of enigmatic conversations and spilling the tea. The Suriel may have been one of many, but to us, the Suriel was one of a kind. It’s legacy of kindness shall live on through the High Lady’s actions in the coming battles. Rest easy you beautiful dreamer.

Condolences may be sent to Blake’s attention.

It’s time for another random discussion with Mads and Blake! Actually, Blake is just postponing the inevitable. Join us as we discuss our latest reads, our bookish problems and Christmas lists!