Hi there. I'm really, really, REALLY tired. So, about the notes. They're better than most of the time, but this time they're going to be short and sweet. HERE! 

On this week's show:

* Special Needs Detective song

* Tom cancels his appearance on Samantics AGAIN

* If a dragon wears a wig

* Tommy wants to be a karate man

* Crystal went to Vegas to see Celine Dion

* Tom is Swamp Mr. Bean 

* "You can't get tired of having cancer" -Tom Vann

* Gripes and Gratefuls

* Macho Man Randy Newman

* Randy Moulton calls in- Tom says "I love you"

* Tom listens to gambling podcasts

* Felecia Spencer's UFC Fight Night coming up- Tom wants to bet on the fight

* Call with Seth and Felecia

* News with Chris Fisher

* Most expensive coming to U.S.

* Guns n Rose lawsuit

* Memphis airport confiscating bbq sauce 

* Steak n Shake milkshake getting rid of cherries

* Call Mama Dennis about tying cherries in your mouth

* "I'll lick the skin off the apple" -Tom Vann

We should have never called my Mom. 

That is all. 

d

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Yo! 

Happy Friday and welcome to the weekend, everyone! (If you're a BDM member, the entire show cast will see you tomorrow for the summer BDM meet-up! We're really stoked to spend a little bit of time with all of you and your families at an "undisclosed location." Hahaha... If you're not a BDM member, then feel free to use THIS LINK to sign up and join in all of the fun! The BDM shows are tremendous, and we've been trying to do some different and fun shows for you guys...BUT...the BDM meet-ups are the best part! Getting to hang with you guys and laugh is the absolute best part of what we get to do. See you tomorrow afternoon!)

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We thought that we were going to have comedian Majah Hype on the show today but as I type this, all of his shows at The Orlando Improv are all sold out, and Tom just told me canceled. That's too bad. I really enjoy it when we get to chat with new comedians and folks that haven't been in the game very long and this guy is somewhat new...with an assload of success! At any rate, good luck snagging a ticket for his shows this weekend. Maybe we'll get to chat with him when he rolls back through again.

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Thanks for all of the feedback that you guys have been leaving for me regarding the new Mediocre App update. Both iOS and Android have updates, but that doesn't mean that we're not going to have issues or bugs. If you would do me a huge favor and shoot me an email if you find a bug, I'll be your best friend. (Not really.) [email protected] is the email address that I use to pass on to the developers so thank you in advance. We're going to be meeting in the next couple of weeks to get to the bottom of what new features we'd like to add. If you have any ideas or critiques, please get at us, and I'll be sure to pass all of that along.

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New shirts and hats should be hitting the webpage in the next couple of months. I know that sounds like a lot of time, but we've got some pretty rad prototypes that we're trying to get designed and then put into production. Fitted caps - straw hats - tank tops - towels - all sorts of cool sh*t! We think that you're going to like them and the wait shouldn't be much longer. Keep your eyes peeled. 

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On this week's show:

• Gender switch Snapchat filters
• Seth is here with news: Going to Chicago
• Racist tax
• Impossible burgers at BK
• Sports Illustrated- First model to wear hijab/burkini
• GOT letdowns
• The Royal baby- Archie
• Gripes
• Dr. Masseuse
• Dating Apps
• Mail on male
• The motion of the ocean debate again
• Hours worked per week
• Bus McGruff
• Gungala Gungala
• Sesame Seeds

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Thanks for hanging with us and for pressing play, folks! Have a wonderful weekend and be safe out there! We'll chat with you Monday for an on-location BDM show on the White Claw Sport Fishing Boat and an OG show with comedian Maz Jabroni! 

All love,

d

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Happy "First Friday in May" ya'll! 

Tom and I and the entire T&D Media gang hope that these show notes find you more than well! As many of you know, "The Bus" has taken on a new role as a storyteller for the Orange County Sherrif's Office so it looks like we're going to see less of him on the Friday Free Shows, but we expected that. We're super stoked for him and wish him nothing but the best as he transitions into his new position. I'm more than sure that he will pop up again once he gets a few months under his belt. Congrats, Bus! To go from this show to be a full-on narc is pretty f'n hilarious! Don't taze us, bro! And do you have any yank when it comes to parking tickets downtown?

We're stoked to have Owen from "The Oh No Radio Show" sitting in with us today for news! Owen has been podcasting in this area for a very, very, VERY long time and runs one of the tightest podcasts in the business. Do us a solid, and be sure and check out their show! They have some of the best bits that I've ever seen and they're beyond nice! Just all around great folks! 

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It looks like the Orlando Weekly is doing their "Best of Orlando" deal again and I'm a little conflicted this year. Normally, we ask you guys to vote but with so many other awesome podcasts out there...I honestly don't know whether to start begging or just ignore it this year? It was always fun to join together to try and win something, but now we're so busy that we don't have time for a lot of this stuff. (Not at all saying that it's not important...but is it? Hahaha...) I'm sure we'll eventually get around to the begging so here's a link if you'd like to jump over to their site, throw us a vote or 100 and give them clicks...because let's all be honest. It's all about the clicks. That's the main reason that they do this every year. 

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Did you get your email about the big BDM gathering that's coming up soon? Not a BDM member? This is going to be the first, truly family-friendly BDM event that we've done and I'm really f'n excited about it! If you did not receive your BDM email or if there has been an issue with your account, please email [email protected] and we'll do our best to get all of that patched up for you. (If you're emailing on the weekend, please note that replies might be in the evenings or early mornings because of life shiz...haha) If you're not a BDM member but have been thinking about it, we would LOVE to have you! It's the true community and family of what we do...and that's what you guys are the best listeners in the world!

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On this week's show:

• Tom’s sick
• Tommy’s school orientation
• School lunches
• Rucker the Trucker calls in- Bullied by his dad for being gay even though he’s not
• Board shorts vs speedos/short shorts
• Riff Raff and Mike Busey’s rehab commercials
• Going to music festivals
• Using the term “gay” as a negative
• Learning to swim 
• White trash folklore
• Max is a Cadbury kid just like his dad
• BDM for Gripes
• Nerdy is trendy
• Dad’s from the 80s
• Motion of the Ocean/Doing the dolphin
• Products with Owen from Oh No Radio Show
• Growler draft system
• Dream Dribble with Tim Hardaway 
• Noisyband
• Menstrual cups/ Period World: Worst theme park 

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Thanks, as always for pressing play, emailing the show, hanging in the Twitch chatroom, watching the replays on YouTube, and for participating on social media. You guys never cease to amaze us and we're proud and excited that you're along for the ride. Have a wonderful weekend! 

d

"From the hosts of the award-winning podcast “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” and Orlando’s Best Radio Show “A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan” comes a brand new broadcasting concept – “A Gentleman’s Guide To Manliness” (AGGTM). Combining forces with attorney, musician, and style powerhouse Steven Kramer, AGGTM is a weekly lifestyle based show that tackles all elements of the modern gentleman’s life. From what to wear to what to say, AGGTM tackles everything that makes being a man the second best thing in the world. We’ll leave number one to the ladies." 

Hey, there gang!

Tom and I both hope that this Friday Free show podcast finds you well! Today we are without Samantha because it's her birthday, so that can only mean one of one thing; the show is going to be off the rails and a complete nutty $h!t show! (Happiest of birthday's, Sam! We love ya and we're so happy that we get to work with you every day! Have a fantastic birthday weekend!) Before I forget, remember that you can watch all Friday Free Shows and almost all "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan" show on Twitch. Here's our link: www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive - It's a hell of a good time because you can interact with the chat live, ask us questions, and even tip out the show. If you have Amazon Prime, you have a FREE Premium Membership too! All you have to do is go to our page, sign up, and then subscribe. And, if that wasn't enough, all Twitch shows are then uploaded to YouTube so you can watch them at any time. Just search "A Mediocre Time" on YouTube. We have tons of Twitch shows and hundreds of "Mediocre Toons."

On today's show:

•  Shock the Nanny
• Sam's B-day/Tom Bumbles
• Tom's Wedding/Missing the boat
• Tinky Winky
• Pubes and Boogers
• Booger Hogan
• T-punching the Fart Box VS Regular Style
• Seth's Taco T Party

Thanks so much for pressing play and we'll see you guys on Monday for OG and BDM shows! 

d

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d

Good Friday to all of you!!! 

(It actually IS "Good Friday"...as I was reminded over and over by my Mother this morning. If you're not sure what that is, it's when "Jesus died for all of our sins." Just an FYI in case you feel like you need to confess or be a better person rapidly considering the rapture should be happening soon!)

Thanks to all of you who caught this Friday Free Show LIVE on Twitch. Not sure what that is? We have cameras in the studio and you can actually watch us create a show LIVE almost every day! We go LIVE from the beautiful Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio almost every weekday starting around 11 am. And not to worry if you don't have the time to log into Twitch and grab the show LIVE. I snag all of the videos from Twitch and I put it on YouTube over the weekend so you can watch the replays. Please check out our YouTube channel, LIKE and subscribe. All of that helps the show and the brand. 

On this week's show: 

• BJs in a hurricane
• Bus is back!
• The Catacombs
• Lochness Monster Museum- Loch Dock
• Tents are marriage puzzles
• Bus news
• Stuff Caesar/Make him a robot/Shoot out of cannon
• Notre Dame rebuilding
• Mashed potato bandit
• Whip it out and scoop
• Tom Vann: Special Needs Detective
• White vans get a bad rap
• Active shooter drills
• Tom’s night vision porno
• Returning to Real Radio
• Goo Goo Calendar 
• Quitting Kratom

Thanks to Sam, The Bus, Travis, and all of you for the help today! On that note, we'll see you on Monday for an all-new BDM show! Have a wonderful weekend!

d

This show is pretty self-explanatory. Basically, if the title includes the word "Interview" and then a proper name, you can pretty much bet that's exactly what you're going to get. In this day and age, most everything requires a "description." We don't believe in that. Just call us old school. It might also be one of our many special features or bonus shows. Wouldn't a perfect description of it sort of ruins the surprise of releasing a new and special show for you? Or we might just be being completely lazy - you'll never know. We hope that you enjoy the show and thanks, as always, for the love and support! - t&d