Irritating Stick is a game about not touching the sides. This episode of the show is mostly about coping with trashgut.

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.

Let us solve this fleshy puzzle together on this Christmas episode extravaganza.

We head back to the FMV DMV to pilot an idiot through the process of avoiding neck injections.

Kole accidentally backdoored a good game in for a mini-WOFF.

This episode's randomization goes horribly, horribly awry after the fact.

John K's parade of grotesque buffoons that shout sincerely-held regressive beliefs, surprisingly, makes for a terrible game.

With all apologies to Jenni Polodna, we venture into the teeming subculture of auto-generated Horse Cop games on the app store.

Kids will go crazy for these ugly spheres... for boys!

Wetrix is most certainly NOT for kids.