Abject Suffering

Listen in as two Americans discover a European sensation for the very first time. Hugo for the PlayStation is a collection of games that were originally played on broadcast television, which where controlled by phone. It was also a cross-media sensation, creating a whole universe of ugly, shitty little trolls that frolic around and give you fuck-me eyes.

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This one's from the "weird and slight" column, not the "bad" column.

A perfect simulation of being ground between the gears of the system.

It's what you see when you grind up a bunch of POGs and snort them.

If you say "Altered Beast" backward, the curse will activate. Your head will get bigger as your body gets smaller, until you roll down a hill and disappear.

We know this is a good game. We're just overwhelmed.

We don't have time for the fake golden stuff.

Have you seen THIS? No, really, have you seen this? Because it's very good.

We didn't know about the updated Rocko reboot movie when we recorded this, which is eerie.

Incredibly cute. Incredibly not for us.