Abject Suffering

This week, we Dunjax the Dunjax until the Dunjax Dunjax.

Remember that time in the 90's when we all had pica?

Listen to two nerds be ambivalent about sports and punching.

This week, we call an audible and talk about Spelunker in one of our rare in-person episodes. Is the crown prince of kusoge as bad as everyone says?

What's harder: Talking about sports, rap music, or staying awake? The answer may surprise you.

Now we need to strike exercise games off of our list, although this did teach us about the futility of ever trying to control our actions.

What does Monster Party have in common with going to municipal water treatment plants and living in a spooky RV? NOTHING.

Gate 1 darkness the world of demons
Gate 2 my guards are watching you
Gate 3 only evil lives here
Gate 4 theres no way out
Gate 5 feel the fire
Gate 6 pick up your weapons and fight
And dance with the devil

Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for being an Indian giver, but I was here first. So, adios, amigo!

This week on Abject Suffering, we learn a valuable lesson. To never do educational games again.