AIN'T THAT SWELL

THE GOAT & THE RAGING BULL SPECTACULAR IN TORQUAY! Featuring Kelly Slater, Mark Occhilupo and an actual re-enactment of that time Harry Styles and the Goat nailed a stuntman tequila shot in Brazil! Starring Binns & Wet Lettuce as our shirtless lime in the eyes heroes! Up the Swellians!

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Hold fast Swellians 'cause this ep is completely and utterly OFF. THE. HOOK. Our all-star panel of absolute hmaaaaaadmen will take you under Waimea for a two-wave hold down, into the Australian Prison system for non consensual relations, and through the blissful strawberry fields of 5 minute meditations. You can also find out what it's like to surf a heat against MR and Cheyne in their prime, experience the trauma of copping a CODE RED from a pack of lunatics after 21 days at sea, and you'll discover the secrets behind the board under Tom Curren as he cleaves Backdoor in two in the all-time surfing image. There's so much more too, but be warned, this one ain't for the faint hearted or for those who have a particular aversion to the F word. UTFS!

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WATCH SWELLIAN TV HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arRCxMmoCj0&fbclid=IwAR2tzSltculpJyhhIanWhY7eOQ7gKry5nHcrolTtqXOoRbaVLbX8ueGCTRA SOAK YOUR EYE JELLIES IN THE FIRST EVER EDITION OF AIN’T THAT SWELL TV. A sure fire Logie winner featuring the life and times of The great Wade Goodall! The lacerating frontside gaffes of Surfcore 2001 and a billion other bits and pieces that the world’s loosest surf podcast is infamous for! It’s a aural and visual celebration of all things shred and it’s a big thank you to all the Swellians who threw down during our Donation drive! The button is still active on theswellians.com website if you want to chuck a few bucks in for more ATS YouTube eps in future! UTFS!

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Wind the clock back to November last year, before the summer from hell, before the pandemic, before 2020 turned into the giant steaming pile of excrement that it is, and remember a time when Smivvy and Deadly packed the pan and ventured down to the NSW South Coast for the very first show of the Are You Keeeeeeeeeding Me?! Tour at Ulladulla Ex-Servos. Yes, what a time to be alive as we sat there in a room of absolute hell men and core women sharing tales of the Jack McCoy epic 9 Lives, of great rides and terrifying wipeouts, of amazing surfers and even better surfboards, of the career highs and lows so far of Occy, Kirk and Russ Bierke, Mark Rabbidge and the Swellian Queen herself Pam Burridge. Throw another log on the fire, pour yourself a vintage red and enjoy this epic Deep South Corn Off of epic proportions.

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Smivvy and Deadly are back with a marathon #BLM special edition guest starring surfers of colour, Connor O'Leary, Otis Carey, and Ryan Harris, and anti-apartheid activist Thomas Victor Carroll!!! There's also an all underground Team of the Week – The MORTON BAY FIGS, made up entirely of core lords who rode the mightiest waves of the recent East Coast Low, a profile on the incredible institution that is the Torquay Boardriders Club, as well as all the usual seggies too - Finger Buns, Under/Over, Ask Us a Question and Holy Sheeeyit is Jed fricken Angry. And while you're listening, why not head over to our website and make a donation to keep this shit show rolling? That'd be all-time! Keeeeeeeding me! Donate here: https://www.theswellians.com

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An episode recorded three weeks ago that delivers MR’s scathing critique of the Woozles new direction, JJF’s flawless choice of wedding reception venue, and meet the SWELLIAN TEAM OF THE WEEK - The Covid Pangolins, surfers who owned the pandemic like the Parramatta Eels owned Rugby League in the early 80s!

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The Are You Keeeeeeeeeeding Me? Tour continues... https://www.paypal.com/mep/dashboard

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Stick this in your pipe and smoke it, Swellians. Up Late with the Editor in Chief of Byron Bay's Worst Magazine, Baywash.

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The Up In Smoke Tour LIVE from the Steyne Hotel in Manly (“Come one, come all, come Steyne!”), featuring the Great West Australian Tube Pig Prodigy, the Vortex Shaman himself, Jack Robinson. Get deep with the arguably the greatest tube rider of all time, Jacky Robbo, and begin to comprehend the mad genius behind one of surfing’s brightest rising stars. Swelliette Queen, big wave hero and equality crusader, Laura Enever, joins the panel to discuss her incredible career - from coming of age as a teenager on the World Tour to charging some of the biggest waves and most bruising slabs in the world. And finally, the cherry on top, the two time world champion former meat pie monger, Damien ‘the Ice Man’ Hardman. Is there a more under appreciated two-time world champ in surf history? We give this Australian surfing legend his just deserts and in return he takes on a warts and all tour de force of the bad old days of World Tour surfing in that late eighties and nineties. Ain’t That Swell UP IN SMOKE Live from Manly is not to be missed.

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Nothing but surf. Dip into this Pre Corona Virus Outbreak Edition for a bit of frivolous escapism...

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