*Ahem* don't you dare press play until you've taken your first sip and officially joined the Buttonista's #FirstSipClub, AKA the least exclusive (but most important?) club in the world if you're in the business of starting your days off right. This episode, expect a full staycation recap after a weekend well spent at June Farms and what it means to the Buttonista to spend time in nature, unplugged from Instagram and surrounded by the best of the best. Also: not making "blarf" a thing this fall, why crying in the nail salon was inevitable and acceptable, and five things the Buttonista just really wants to tell you like, right now. #NobodyAskedMeBut

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:53)

Second thoughts about the yellow chair? (3:00)

Pardon the interruption (4:58)

Introducing The First Sip Club (7:33)

First Sip Club Continuted: The Cream First Theory (12:14)

Airsteam Dreams at June Farms  --brought to you by Times Union Hudson Valley (18:22)

Sending the Senior Buttonista to Sand Lake (27:56)

What the Blarf is going on here? (35:12)

Weeping at the nail salon (37:25)

Five random things that just need to be said (50:10)

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