Alchemy This

Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.

Person on a job interview relates salvia trip.

Animal Farm except plants.

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A man by the name of Fuck Joey is accused of twisting dogs around the LA area.

Mail-in contest to win a small island country.

Nature documentary: mating habits of the elusive bridge troll.

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What happens when someone calls the shady vacuum store actually wanting the real part.

Alan Arkin fills in for hungover Santa Claus.

Avengers look for new recruits.

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Calendar Man

Multi-level marketing schemes

Snail mail

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Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing

Pirates excited for the release of Apple iPatch

Walken teaches poker to amateurs

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A Star Wars fan finds out William Shatner is his real father

Wall street guys buy out the government

Possum

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Joey & Caroline are genies playing scissors/paper/rock

Several grooms show up for one bride

The blob falls out of space and attacks a gym

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Pilot has hard day when his plane gets replaced with shitty plane.

Charley’s grandparents in the same bed for 20yrs.

Valley girl Shakespeare.

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New astronaut arrives at International Space Station.

13yr old going through a mid-life crisis.

Hell gets interns.

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The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy.

Recurrent training for ghosts.

Fireworks.

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