One of my favorite things to do is rip the absurd headlines that exist to make people click on inane stories.

USA Today has a solid one here...

Listener Cole sent me a story from CBSSports to make fun of..so let's do it.

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The Rockets made a splash over the weekend by trading for Kevin Durant.

There is no negative.

How about the Rockets hosing the Suns?

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The Coastal Carolina baseball coach got tossed in the first inning of Game 2 of the championship series.

The world is crying about umps being out of control.

Here's a thought...come get your boy.

Lets talk about times umps are truly out of bounds...

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First off, Game 7 of the NBA Finals turned out to be a dud.

Why are so many players blowing out their achilles? I think dudes are in too good of shape.

The internet seems to hate Doris Burke. I Actually really enjoy her.

I think there are certain dudes who will never accept women as analysts of mens sports.

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The internet has spent the last week or so dumping on Will Smith for releasing cringy new music.

Allow me to interject by saying Will Smith has always made hokey music. Why is everyone shocked now?

Remember when Will Smith ruled the world? What a time that was.

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Here is the exciting conclusion...which means more beer consumption.

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I have one random Innes and Bruno show saved. This is from March 2015 and we are live from Chickies and Pete's in South Philly.

This is the 5pm hour and for whatever reason, I'm chugging beers.

It's fun to hear what the topics were 10 years ago.

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Jilly tells me that Vince Neil and Dolly Parton have joined forces for a new version of "Home Sweet Home".

I hope it's a super train wreck.

Let's listen.

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Donald Trump let everyone know that he thinks we need fewer holidays.

Of course, he said this on Juneteenth.

This leads me down a path of discussing a dude who used to listen to the podcast but told me he stopped because I'm an "Israeli Cuck".

Now, I have no idea what this means. I have no idea how any of the things I discuss would lead this man to this conclusion.

I'm always sort of amazed by the beliefs of many who listen to the podcast.

Also, some person in Atlanta was not happy about the lack of creativity shown by Kroger as it relates to their Juneteenth cakes.

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I started this segment planning to discuss some dopey story from USA Today.

Instead, I went down the path of discussing the next face of the NBA.

Is it possible there isn't a dude after LeBron?

Is the NBA the only sport that needs a face?

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