I have applied for the 97.5 The Fanatic Philly job.

I'm telling you now that I have a 0.0% chance of getting the job. Actually, I have a 0.3% chance of getting a return phone call.

Would Mike Missanelli, the guy I competed with in Philly, even allow me to work on the same station? He already derailed that quest before.

I truly believe I'm the only person they could hire to make any sort of noise.

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The NHL and NBA playoffs have been outstanding.

People on the radio in St. Louis are forgiving the Blues for blowing Game 7 to the Jets. I'm a believer that expectations can change from game to game and minute to minute.

You cannot blow that game and leave the season feeling good.

The Rockets laid a giant egg in Game 7. Jalen Green was a disaster. What else do the Rockets need?

James Harden was a no show in Game 7 for the Clippers. Shocker.

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The University of Missouri conducted a study that discovered "delusional confidence" among young adult.s

This is not shocking. I find young people to be annoyingly delusional.

I wish I could be like them. It must be nice to have this overinflated sense of worth.

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First off, Ross has gone crazy due to a fly being in the house. I'm not experienced in having a dog that does dog things. It's strange.

Second, Busch Light Apple has officially dropped.

I've never had this before. But, the entire world seems to think it's the most amazing concoction of all time. We shall see.

Plus, some advice for the young bucks.

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First off, did you know Toby Keith has a horse running in the Kentucky Derby?

Second, and I'm aware this is a strange transition, a woman in Philly poopied on another woman's car during a road rage incident.

Philly rules.

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First off, I appreciate all the great messages I've received about the 97.5 opening.

Crossing Broad has posted the latest quarterly Philly sports radio ratings and WIP is destroying Fanatic.

I think I have pretty good radio insight and ideas.

Here is how I would approach fixing Fanatic.

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Gregg Popovich has retired from coaching the Spurs.

Say what you will about the dude politically, but, winning 5 titles in San Antonio is one of the most remarkable accomplishments in sports history.

You could argue that 5 titles in San Antonio is in fact the most remarkable accomplishment in sports history.

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If you believe Reddit, our Pirates Fan Friend was super hammered prior to falling 21 feet.

Apparently, he was tanked, shirtless and pouring beer all over himself.

Speaking of Reddit, some have suggested different rules for drinking beer at sporting events.

Here's an idea, how about we stop letting the morons ruin things for the rest of us?

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It is really a shame we don't get to witness a Game 7 in the Pistons/Knicks series.

I enjoyed it. It was old school, scrappy, hard hitting basketball. For people who rip the NBA for being soft, this series was a throwback.

Plus, I enjoy when poverty sports towns have a resurgence. That's what's happening in Detroit.

Will the Rockets force a Game 7?

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First off, I'm shocked more people don't fall out of the stands at sporting events.

Second, I'm not convinced our friend here fell. The video makes me think he may have jumped. But, why would he? It's weird.

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