First off, I love the Pavia mom.

She's hot.

Why would anyone get tired of seeing her on TV? It's not like she's the Kelce mom.

How is it possible to get arrested for Drunk in Public at a football game?

Plus, an update on the diddling football coach from Virginia.

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First off, the Lions are going to kill my $1,000 parlay and I really hate them.

It's not unrealistic to think the Texans can win the South.

I know they lost yesterday, but I still don't think anyone is beating the Rams.

Let's look at the rest of the playoff races.

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There is speculation that Lane Kiffin may add Coach O to his staff.

First off, that's a homerun.

Second, I need this to happen.

What would it sound like if Coach O returned to the Bayou?

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Dan Wolken, who sucks, wrote syrupy little story about the difficult lives of college players who lose a coach.

It was really just a story about how it's hypocritical that coaches can leave and not get judged while players getting paid is so controversial.

It's a bullshit, strawman article...

Let's break it down.

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Look, I'm glad Lane Kiffin is coming to LSU.

It's gonna bring some life and fun to the program and I'm here for it.

Big picture, I don't really feel bad for Ole Miss. It's a transactional business and most of the coaches and players are there for the cash.

That said, Lane did one thing that really set me off prior to taking the LSU gig...

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This is hysterical.

1. Spitting on people is gross.

2. You spit on a dude. You didn't kill anyone.

3. You clearly didn't write this lengthy message.

I love fake apologies.

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USA Today has a piece about the "real story" of why Lizzo lost weight.

Ummm, I don't know...she didn't want to be fat anymore?

Also, I'd like to point out that fat celebs who peddle the idea of body positivity, only to buy their way to weight loss, are worse than the skinny Victoria Secret models.

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I've never felt greater shame than the shame I felt Friday afternoon when I pissed my pants...in the car..

Here's the story.

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I have no issue with Shedeur. I think he's a likable guy.

He sort of has a doofy look about him. But, overall, I don't mind him.

My issue is his fans. His fans are the Swifties of the NFL.

You aren't allowed to be even remotely critical or you will be deemed a racist.

His fans, much like Swifties, have zero ability to engage in civil discourse.

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Is it possible that only one time can win this thing?

As it stands, if the Rams don't win it all, it will go down as one of the great failures ever.

Who is really even close to the Rams?

Can anyone in the AFC win it?

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