Allegedly Astrology

By Dana DeFranco, Elyse Carlucci, Sarah DembkowskiComedy Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality Comedy Interviews Spirituality Relationships

Allegedly Astrology episodes

October 02 The Astrology of Josh Hartnett
THE RETURN OF A 2000s HEARTTHROB. This episode, we're covering the astrology of 2000s teen idol Josh Hartnett. We discuss his birth chart, what was going on when he got his lucky break, his career renaissance, Oppenheimer and more!

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Music by Paul Wierdak
38 min
September 25 Allegedly in the News: Practical Magic 2
SAD FOR US, HAPPY FOR SANDRA. In this Allegedly in the News episode, the girls discuss how we were personally victimized by watching Practical Magic 2 and compare its chart to the OG and cult fave Practical Magic.

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30 min
September 18 The Astrology of AI
ELYSE IS BACK! This episode, your three favorite hosts reunite to discuss the astrology of Artificial Intelligence. We discuss society transits leading to the AI revolution, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's gnarly chart, Alan Turing, ChatGPT, the mega viral X whistleblower post, and more!

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// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Book Readings With Dana: [email protected] // General Inquiries: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
58 min
September 11 PATREON UNLOCKED: Pumpkin Spice Latte
ALL HAIL THE PSL! In this Unlocked Patreon episode from 2023, we’re covering the astrology of Starbucks’ iconic Pumpkin Spice Latte. We discuss how the debilitated planets in its launch chart could lead to innovation, how Venus in Scorpio could explain the dedication of its fandom, what was going on when it got super popular in 2008, its biwheel with Starbucks, and more!
31 min
September 04 The Astrology of Hayden Panettiere
SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD! In this episode, we're breaking down the astrology of Hayden Panettiere. We discuss her domicile planets, how she was born during eclipse season, her IC and more!
31 min
August 27 PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Dolly Parton
UGH THIS ONE HURTS. We're unlocking this Patreon exclusive episode in honor of the Big Three Earth Queen herself Dolly Parton. We discuss her biwheel with with hubbie Carl Thomas Dean and duet partner Porter Wagoner, what was happening during the 9 to 5 premiere, what in her chart indicates her charity work, and more!
50 min
August 22 The Astrology of Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley
TONIIIIIGHT, WE ARE SEPARATED. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of recently separated Scorpio Margaret Qualley and Aries Jack Antonoff. We discuss their Big Threes, synastry, composite chart and more!

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Music by: Paul Wierdak
58 min
August 14 Allegedly in the News: Ariana Grande
EXTRA, EXTRA! In this Allegedly in the News minisode, Sarah is breaking down the transits surrounding Ariana Grande's announcement to step back from the public eye. She talks about Ariana's big three, the importance of Venus for Ariana this year, the South Node on her mars, themes of restriction and more!

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Music by: ⁠Paul Wierdak
14 min
August 07 PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Blockbuster
In this unlocked Patreon episode from February 2026, we're talking all about the astrology of Blockbuster. We discuss its Libra Sun and Jupiter in Aquarius, its synastry with Netflix, what went down when it went bankrupt and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon!
Subscribe on YouTube!
Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter
Book Readings With Dana: [email protected]
General Inquiries: [email protected]
Visit: allegedlyastrology.com
Music by: Paul Wierdak
45 min
July 24 PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Sydney Sweeney
In this unlocked Patreon episode from August 2025, we're gabbing all about the astrology of Sydney Sweeney. We discuss Sydney's Big Three, the transits happening when Euphoria premiered, what her Venus in Scorpio in the first house means, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon!
Subscribe on YouTube!
Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter
Book Readings With Dana: [email protected]
General Inquiries: [email protected]
Visit: allegedlyastrology.com
Music by: Paul Wierdak
40 min

About Allegedly Astrology

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True crime, scandals, and celebrity gossip meet astrology when three friends discuss the transits that have influenced some of the biggest moments throughout history and pop culture.