Allegedly Astrology

GREAT HAIR WILL ONLY GET YOUR SO FAR. This episode, we’re looking at the astrology behind Blake Lively’s It Ends with Us movie drama. We discuss her Big Three and general Virgo-ness, Justin Baldoni’s Big Three, what was happening when It Ends with Us premiered, Blake’s transits and more!

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GOOD LUCK, BABE! This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of pop superstar Chappell Roan. We discuss her Pisces Sun, Sag Moon, Libra Rising big three, her profections for 2024, the Jupiter square Saturn transit that contributed to August 2024’s mutable madness and more!

THE WEIRD HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of Democratic Vice President nominee Tim Walz. We discuss whether he’s an Aquarius or Capricorn Moon, his Aries stellium, what was going on when he had his MSNBC interview, his synastry with Kamala and more!

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// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON FOR THIS CANADIAN QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of Celine Dion. We discuss her fiery Big Three, her synastry with her husband and manager Rene, what was going on when My Heart Will Go On busted onto the charts, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

A REAL GONE GIRL MOMENT. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of “kidnapped” super mom Sherri Papini. We look at her natal chart, what was going down when she went missing, the full moon that corresponded with the Hulu doc about her and more! 

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// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch
 

PLZ MAKE IT STOP. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of the upcoming 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. We dive into the Cap Rising-ness of the first debate, how that gnarly Mars Uranus conjunction was right on Trump’s midheaven, how Biden is in a 10th house profection year, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology on YouTube. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Drake and Kendrick feud. We discuss how they’re both emo water sign boys, the amount of Pisces in each of their charts, how Kendrick had the upper hand with his Gemini Sun and Venus, are aghast at how Scorpio Drake is, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube Channel. Follow us at @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In this unlocked Patreon Exclusive episode, we break down the astrology around the biggest political scandal in United States history: Watergate. We talk about how Nixon’s Aquarius Moon really added to his distrust of those around him in government, all the Gemini energy happening during the second Watergate break-in, the transits happening when Nixon resigned, and more!

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// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak

UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS DEFINITELY NOT BRINGING SEXY BACK. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of former boy band heartthrob Justin Timberlake. We talk his Big Three, the transits going on when NSYNC’S debut album was released, the Super Bowl controversy, Britney’s memoir, his DWI and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube channel! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

KARMA’S A…WELL, YOU KNOW. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of child star turned KISS makeup maven JoJo Siwa. We discuss her Taurus Sun, Cap Moon, Aries Rising big three, indications of wealth in her chart, what was going on when Karma debuted, and more!

Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. 

// CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe to our YouTube channel! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: [email protected] // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch