1- Brothers at the RNC
2- Fact Checkers got tired
3- Get Hillary back on AOL
4- Policy, nah nevermind
5- Stewart roasts Lumpy
6- NBA does perfect crossover

1-Alton Sterling shot, here we go again
2-No CHP this isn’t a movie
3-Guns don’t kill, I did
4-Hillary's not a criminal unless you already believe she is
5-NBA has a black card, that’s a black credit card
6-Tesla auto drives to trouble
7-Noah is back
8-Pfizer says drugs are addicting, in other news water is wet

1- Mass shooting cycle
2- Trump wants to fight
3-Florida’s bad week
4- Beauty ruined
5- No Trans Bathroom, but trans porn is ok though
6- Hope in a loss

1. Thanks North Dakota, we been Trumped
2. Transgender State of Emergency
3. Rope around kids neck - not discrimination. Transgender bathroom - That's discrimination
4. Clarence is at it again
5. The mob is so jealous of Payday lenders
6. Apple updates me to Microsoft
7. Sports stuff

Guests: Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson
1- Republican party is dead, again
2- Pure evil endorses Trump
3- Trump/Palin/Christie/Carson/who knows
4- It's on the internet. It must be true
5- You have the right to remain private

1-Cruz out Kasich out -- its all Trump
2-Repubs are rushing to Hillary #nevertrump
3-It all started with Palin...or Bachman or Santorum or insert crazy here
4-Fox News confused
5-Beyonce, CIA, I knew it
6-My nigga
7-Surge in surge costs
8-Stay in school kids so when they catch you, you get paid

1- Back from Asia...no yellow fever
2- Tough losses last week
3- Hillary vs Donald vs America
4- Apple cars and lead pipes, at the same time
5- NASCAR leading the way. Backwards
6- NBA is hurting
7- Its all about Beyonce. No really, it is

1- I value New York Values
2- Face tattoos. So that's it. Thanks Bill.
3- Yep, I told you, NASCAR
4- Bernie vs Hillary
5- Damn Bill, even you?
6- I have met the enemy and he is us. Not the government
7- No American Airlines. It's not me. It's you

1- Media for Money
2- Trump Women trump women
3- Here a gun there a gun but nowhere near me a gun
4- Stay in school kids
5- Ocean Meat
6- Our gaps are OK....This is ‘Merica dammit

1- Voter fraud in AZ. Say it aint so
2- Trump and Cruz go after wives in new battle for a new low
3- We need fewer Muslims and more guns
4- Kid shoots pro gun mom from car seat
5- Get your gun and git to college
6- Baseball vs Terror
7- Big losses this week
8- Bugerizza...Damn right, made in “merica