1- The crowd was as small as your hand.
2- The alternative fact is...
3- Women marched for women, not against you.
4- Supremely bad nominees.
5- That SuperBowl thing.

1- Great Americans Day my ass
2- Do something.. Oh wait you did.
3- Nice Klavern you have there.
4- Let's grab a pussy.
5- You see, what bully means is...
6- Yacht racing? YEP.
7- Lamar Odom, make Reality TV great again? Please.

1- Off to a horrific start. 2- Then it got worse. 3- The answer is no ladies. 4- Me & Lindsay Graham. Never thought I'd say that. 5- She’s off the Kool Aid. 6- Golden Globes Gold. 7- Fix my teleprompter. 8- 80 years of Spam.

1-Goodbye 2016, you killed. 2- Not all Trump, I hope. 3- Now he sends Russians home? 4- Conspiracy and crazy playing ball together. 5- Edward R Murrow is spinning in his grave. 6- Sports, that’s right, sports.

1- Person of the year not NICE person of the year
2- The Russians have attacked, I mean Hacked
3- The Death of Kindness
4- Hidden Figures you should know

1- Trump calls Taiwan
2- In other Tweets
3- I doth protest
4- Stand your ground
5- I see your Prius and I raise you a Bolt
6- Tiger's back
7- I don't care what you say, those are leggings

1- Happy Thanksgiving, I hope
2- I don't need education in education to run education
3- Security? We’re going to need some money
4- Being President is good for business
5- Kris Humphries? What??
6 - Merry Christmas go buy her a Lexus and get that G wagon for yourself

1- Who’s happy? Where they at?
2- Cabinet of Deplorables
3- No, its not OK
4- I can’t make it better
5- Leave my TV at home

1 - Damn...I thought I was wrong about the Cubs
2 - First 100 daze
3 - I need a truck and a gun

1 - There might be something that may have to do with the thing, maybe
2 - Hillary might be only woman that doesn’t have email of Weiner’s weiner
3 - Cubs Win. Nah, just kidding
4 - This Halloween, I’m giving violence
5 - Live longer with Facebook