1 - Undecided about debates
2 - Read a book
3 - Well you build the highways...
4 - ATT HBO CNN: if its got initials, we want it
5 - Time off from nothing
6 - Pedals dead....clowns live
7 - Snakes on a plane have landed

1- Trump said something
2- Fake story only clowns would believe
3- Sorry officer...my clown was taller
4- Batman vs the Clown
5- Sheriff Joe should be a clown
6- The Exploding clown phone
7- Clown ballot

1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you
2 - That Mexican thing
3 - Damn book learnin'
4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car?
5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire
6 - Kim was robbed
7 - Send in the Clowns. Well maybe they’re here

1- Debate = Beating
2- Saying he has good judgment proved his poor judgment
3- Cyber security, well I have a 10 year old and he's good with computers
4- The spin room couldn't spin this
5- AZ Republic supports Clinton their first Democrat in 126 years & YOU still can’t decide
6- Black Lives Matter - except to cops
7- Thank you Mr Scully

1 - That's a Bad Dude
2 - North Carolina Crazy
3 - Congressman Zeldin, Colin Kaepernick said you’re welcome
4 - Mike Pence: Trump's wacky co-host
5 - Stop and Frisk for that 2nd Amendment
6 - Super Gun Owners
7 - They shoot White too

1- Take a picture take a knee
2- Backup American
3- Shoot or be fired
4- What color is your basket
5- I’m not racist I’m just better than you

1- #lauering the bar
2- Separate and definitely not equal
3- Hates not selling
4- Harassment costs 20 million Don’t do it
5- Chicago hits 500
6- I love fast women
7- ITT TECH commercials are no more

1 - Thou doth protest
2 - Flip flops made in Mexico
3 - I'm not racist. My hacker is
4 - Look at my Weiner
5 - The devil made me do it
6 - See it -- Fry it
7 - Naked and Afraid

1 - No more Olympics
2 - I hate to overexaggerate
3 - 2nd biggest jerk, maybe
4 - Above the rim
5 - What have we got to lose? Everything.
6 - Leave Leslie alone
7 - I’m sorry he said it
8 - Should’a bought on Rodeo

1- Golden Women
2- Michael “Dolphin “ Phelps
3- Usain the Artist
4- USA Basketball better stop watching Beach Volleyball
5- Tarnish on the Gold and Games
6- Trump can’t Trump the games
7- Milwaukee’s Burning
8- Leaving the party for less
9- You can’t out shoot Stupid