1- Check on a Republican
2- Truth? We don't need no stinkin' truth.
3- Trust me it's a college
4- We're crazy about mental health issues
5- Oh, I just remembered we are racist.

1- BANG BANG. Here we go again...
2- It was about policing, remember?
3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot.
4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?!
5- SHE'S THE GOAT, DAMMIT.
6- Celebrate the stupid

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas.
2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh?
3- Straight white men will be alright
4- I deny racism exists so now it goes away, right?
5- My grandkid is rich… whew!
6- The bible said WHAT?
7- KBLA.Com Unapologetically Progressive

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.
2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.
3- Take off that mask.
4- Bankrupt? Only morally.
5- Hey, kid. Want a gun?
6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun.
7- Tent City. The good kind.
8- Goodbye, Ellen.
9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

1- Back to work
2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING.
3- Who throws a whopper?
4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists.
5- Our only idea is NO.
6- Our next Governor
7- "But, Your Honor, I have FOXMANIA..."

1- Bad cops and Bad cops
2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins.
3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up.
4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win.
5- Damn your newfangled airline, I’ll take a boat.
6- You’re fired.
7- See we’ve got these ladders….

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty
2- Systematic Racism
3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need.
4- The Founding Fathers said
5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'.
6- God definitely has a sense of humor
7- “Ladders! Get your ladders here! $5 ladders!”

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news
2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal.
3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it.
4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway.
5- Back off, cop. I’m white.
6- Support which troops?
7- Where’s my beachfront property?
8- Black Lives work hard too.

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money
2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector...
3- Who wants to die now?
4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth?
5- You’re fired..
6- She didn’t take the money.
7 - The Wolfette of Wall Street

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial
2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO.
3- Way to go, Pete.
4- Wait, what? They want to vote?
5- I vote you don’t fly Delta
6- 17
7- Damn that yoga.
8- I have billion minus 130 dollars.