1- There’s no crying in terrorism.

2- I was gonna be brave, seems I forgot my gun.

3- GoFundMe needed to buy rubber bullets and tear gas

4- Racists anarchists terrorists and thugs

5- No sympathy

6- Let's try jail time. Real prison time.

7- Hawley and Cruz too

8- Black on black crime, no. White on white solutions.

9- "That’s not who we are..." Yes, it is. Now do better.

1- Treason by any other name

2- Remember states rights

3- Covidiots of Cali

4- NY Karen hiding in Cali

5- Socialism for the not-so-rich. The real rich we got covered.

6- Threw a pass to help

7- Sir Lewis Hamilton

1 - Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa

2 - $600 whether you need it or not

3 - Where’s that other 700 billion?

4 - He almost got right

5 - Fraud. You want to talk fraud???

6 - Privilege vs Punishment

7 - My aunt’s cousin’s stepson’s girlfriend died from the

vaccination It's true I read it at Q Anon

8 - Wal Mart Justice

1 - Thought it would be quiet

2 - BLM Never stop saying it

3 - Resist Quit Threaten KKK That's 4 stories

4 - Pain Compliance. That’s a thing

5 - Good News Giving away billions

6 - You can blow up trump plaza

7 - Palm Beach HOA don’t play

1 - Say his name Casey Christopher Gordon

2 - Be consistent in your BS

3 - You’re a hacker, or you have google

4 - Who needs republicans with Dems like these

5 - Mandatory Retirement is a thing

6 - Bill Gates is right and he invented it

7 - Listen to Coach K

8 - Intergalactic Space Federation. Why the hell not?

9 - Is this who we’ve become. No its who we are

1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock.

2- I just need to practice lying.

3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas.

4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus

5- Rolling coal for assholes

6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort

7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

1- This show has been cancelled. They all are.

2- Do as I say not as I do.

3 - If it's leaky, get a new one.

4- He’s lying. We’re FOX News. We know lying.

5- Symmetry

6- That’s SIR Lewis Hamilton, at least it should be.

1- Biden/Harris WIN

2- All it took was counting the votes

3- There are doctors on Biden's Covid team. It's getting crazy already.

4- NO, don’t feel sorry for Trumpers!

5- FOX NEWS experiments with truth

6- We are unblocked

7- Don’t forget the Progressives

8- Funny thing happened next to the porn shop...

1- Who Won? Who Knows?

2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open?

3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO.

4- More states legalize much needed weed

5- Even in California racism wins, again.

6- Same senate, different day.

7- The militia is illegal. Someone tell law enforcement!

8- Kanye! Say it ain’t so!

1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 

2- Trump Office of Science?

3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to

4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 

5- Bring your gun to the polls: what could go wrong?

6- Smaller gub’mint unless it’s my gub’mint

7- Say his name, Walter Wallace Jr, again

8- Dodgers win the series