1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing.
2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'?
3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth.
4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote.
5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid.
6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing.

1- A hate crime is not a bad day.
2- Domestic Terrorists are White Supremacists.
3 - Jen Psaki don’t play.
4- Terri Lynn trying to take Karen’s place.
5- Reefer Madness
6- KBLATALK1580.com

1- Stimulating Stimulus
2- I voted NO but that was yesterday
3- We’d like some transparency for our fake questions
4- Guess who’s voting by mail
5- Princess of Pain

1- Welcome to Florida
2- Texas is open
3- Golden idols made in Mexico
4- CPAC and the C is for CULT
5- Lyin Ted is lyin again.
6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries.
7- Dr. Suess and Mr. Potato Head walk into a bar...

1- He’s only 13. He’s just a boy.
2- You took the money. You pay the price.
3- Regulation: It saves you cash and kept the lights on.
4- The cost of tragedy
5- VIP’s for vaccines? Wait- wasn’t it all fake?
6- Tiger
7- Let's stay fat, America. It's safer.

1- Texas is freezing so Ted goes to Mexico.
2- Rush is gone. Guess cancer is real.
3- Enough of the former guy
4- Do the righting, Tom, you’re the GOAT.
5- Pull yourself up? We’re here to push you down.
6- Can you retire from what you’ve never done?

1- Grandpa Simpson rambling defense
2- We’re impartial so let us help you before we vote not guilty
3- You cost me $2 billion. You’re fired!
4- Cheney as a voice of Reason????
5- The GOAT was out there GOATing. It was Super.
6- Pranks gone wild
7- Who needs cards when you have a cannon?
8- R.I.P., Chick Corea

1- Black History is now. Congrats to Stacy Abrams and BLM on Nobel Prize Nominations.
2- You know you’re right when the right is mad at ya.
3- McConnell hates that the Dems have learned to be shitty like McConnell.
4- Soul Cycle classes do not an educator make.
5- Your honor, can I go to Mexico?
6- Vaccine and the God Gene
7- Don’t poke the GOAT
8- Oregon Experiment: This makes too much sense.

1- Biden said his name
2- Laser beams, Communists... Hello, Marjorie.
3- Got that Hydroxy. Anyone? Anyone?
4- Oregon is scary.
5- Don’t Game with Gamers.
6- You bought your way in, not out.
7- Nia Dennis is Magic.
8- Father Time is undefeated but he’s against the ropes right, LeBron. Right, Tom.

1- We’ve inaugurated sanity
2- Thank you, Amanda Gorman. Black Girl Magic takes over DC.
3- Trump slinks out like garbage with over 1 protester
4- Caught up in the moment
5- Keep Karen in Jail.
6- Turtle flips and stupid Cruz
7- Tom Won