As we near the end of our first season, we each rank the six Animorphs to see who our consensus favorite is. There are some surprises along the way (Chris factors kill count into their rankings? ), including the fact that we actually manage to agree on some things.

Disclaimer: ranking the Animorphs is a silly endeavor! We love all of the Animorphs and thought it would be an interesting exercise to see how are feelings change as we progress through the series. We would love to know your rankings! Send us an email! <3 <3 <3

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Book 5!!! Part 3! (Chapters 17- end)

Just morph into seagulls! Gashes aplenty. My mom’s dead, my dad’s a vegetable. Songs that slap and birds that flap. Hork Bajirs are just lizards with knives glued to them. Maybe some Yeerks are bad at acting. Tobias always eats eyes. Chris wants to know if our spirit needs to be broken every book. Eddy wonders why we are still talking about ants. Visser 3 wants to turn earth into his personal zoo. Big Yeerk, little pool. Some kind of Fluffers McKitty. Why be Visser 1 when you could be Visser Fun? The piss comes with!!! Miranda is trying to figure out the best way for Taxxons to wear hats. Just Yeerk me now! Did you see the tail twitch? Ax exploded Andalite everywhere. Maybe Jake is a good friend after all. And what will be our verb of book 5?

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Book 5!!! Part 2! (Chapters 9-16)

Just turn it on! Chapman’s hidey hole. Thank you, Krat’s Creatures. Degrassi, but with ants. We suck cousin blood. Big A. Till the assholes return. KA Applegate is obsessed with fibers. The robust safety rope that is a mother’s love. The world’s smallest Yeerk, playing the world’s smallest violin. Human controllers and assistant principals= bad for property values. Ants are only cute if they’re small. Reality had a corner. Chris keeps accidentally broadcasting their ideas in thought speech and Eddy keeps stealing them. Meanwhile Miranda gets love drunk off the city bus and Marco can’t stop talking about his narrow waist. We’re left with many questions going into the finale of book 5: is Marco going to finally snap, or at least leave the Animorphs? is all the pressure causing Rachel to eat mechanically or maniacally? and will Jake and Marco finally settle once and for all that timeless boyhood question: who is the best basketball?

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Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8)

Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it’s appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their non-existent desire to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda’s concern: where do you put your hands?? Hork-Bajir and Taxxon: the two genders. Do Andalites possess a special “Clothes Bladder”?? Our first “all twos” moment! Ax grows a weird mouth. The highest form of wuv. Crowds are just claustrophobic packs of meat sacks. The many uses of the human mouth (or “my new favorite listicle”). The Andalite language shouldn’t have sounds. Don’t knock our fleers!! Mall cops with guns. If lobsters could cry.

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Minisode time!!! Despite Chris's best efforts to fake sick, Eddy ain't buyin' it. The Anidorks are going back to school for another “Edd(y)-utainment” segment.  Miranda gets misty-eyed at the memory of Scholastic Book Fairs of yore. It's a book report on the company responsible for so many a child’s book report-- so meta!!! Back next week with Book 5: The Predator, where we meet our last narrator of the gang, Marco.

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Book 4!!! Part 3!! (Chapters 18 - End)
Enter: Ax! Thumb war with a ghost. How many fingers?! A tail-motivated crew. Visser 3 eats his feelings. Ax, the Aaron Carter of Animorphs. Dainty splashes lightly down into the sea. Mirror wave technology? Maybe Cassie’s always already a little bit morphed.  Tobias was just Rachel’s gateway drug. How’s your war going? What if Marco’s dad suddenly starts wearing pants again? Eddy forgets once again what we talked about last episode. Chris wonders how to make a good bit. Ax doesn’t ask, he demands urgently. No new Taxxons. Whumph, whumph. Ax was a bad student. How many times will these kids resign themselves to death? Cassie remembers all the good thermals. Mirror wave is just screaming in thought speech. Poetry about Mardruts. Horses: the Rachels of animals. Can you make a Tobias out of a strand of hair?

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Book 4!! Part 2! 

(Chapters 9 - 17)

Dolphin time! Hawks wearing watches, squirrels wearing pants. Surrender your human legs. The gang becomes dolphins so they can finally act like kids. Chill out, bird dad! “What do I win? A brand new shark!” Tobias’ weary affection. Pointy is bad. Dolphins flip sharks for fun. God in the form of whale. Prince Elfangor shouldn’t set the vibes without asking. Tiny little Marco on the Great One’s back. Chris raises their Truly to the sky. Marco shatters our hearts :( Hey, half a sandwich! Seagulls in a movie theater. Sardonic smiles. The ultimate all-fours moment. The (underwater) twilight zone. And what’s with those Andalite air locks?

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Book 4!!! Part 1!! Chapter 1 - 8!

We Animorphs, We happy Animorphs. Almost electrocuted? Technologies antique and Andalite. Tobias the lil’ heap makes a lil’ thud. Marco so fragile. Grip it by husk! Suspicious footprints on the beach don’t impress-uh Chris much. Dracon beams vs regular human guns. The trauma queue. Freshwater fish-kids drowning in salt water sea foam. Visser 3 is a bad boss. Lawyer of the year!!! Scratch n’ sniff Cassie photo.  Ms. Manure. Miranda’s been following the moon and she’s feeling spring. Jake and Cassie, sitting in a tree. You’re beautiful, Visser!! Bad style….

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We finished book 3!!! So now we're taking some time to read the lovely reviews you've left us. We also talk about The Witches of Eastwick and Hocus Pocus because it's apparently that time of year.  See you next week when we start book 4!!!
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Book 3!! Part 2!!!! (chapters 12-end)

Tobias’ adorable drawer bed. I like it when it scurries. Fuzzy slippers take the edge off. The one good Taxxon.  A small human who can fly. Flopping school of fish in the tubes from Chuckie Cheese. Tobias does a kill; Tobias misses capitalism. You’re my friend, Mister Hawk: The Rachel Story. Price-Cut Polly symbolizes great deals. A huggable hawk. Jake has big dad energy. A Yeerk, in an Andalite, trapped as a human. Don’t shoot or the ship gets it! 

*** Sorry for some of the rough audio moments. We had technical difficulties! <3 ***

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