Book 9!! Part 2!!! Broadcasting Vissers and flawed force fields. Cassie’s dad only fears himself. Buttward. Non-fungible Eddys. Soggy nachos. Turning tiny children into witches. The indifference of dracon beams. Two chain termite centipede. How Nutella is made. Miranda’s selling oversized dental implants, Chris has a swollen abdomen.  Mama just wants to hug all of her termite children. Cassie gets a job.

Fig. A Elsie the Cow
Fig. B Long Long Man

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Book 9!! Part 1!!! Principal Chapman Chapman. Rachel’s terrifying teeth. Jake’s adorable innards. Netflix and birb. Getting thrown under the metaphorical truckship. Wolf jawn. Cassie misses the forest for the trees.

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An actually mini minisode!! How did we do it? With our new shrink ray of course! We thank our Patreon Subscribers and Eddy quizzes his co-hosts to find out who has been paying attention during Andalite health class!!

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Book 8!! Part 3!!! Varieties of shaft. Andalite centipedes are harder to choreograph than human centipedes. Chris discovers Andalites are dads all the way down. Eddy erases some straights. Miranda can see clearly now Derain is gone. Our friend Gary, my buddy Derane. Andalite math to the rescue. The killer and the killee. Princeless. Our first no-fours moment. This is a pro-Gedd podcast.

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Book 8!! Part 2!! (Chapters 8-12) Learning Through Context Clues: An Illustrated Guide. “Hanging out” vs hanging out, big wheels vs. tricycles. Orville Redenbacher Wright. Tobias and his diverse group of bird friends. Jumpstart Z-space. Homesick, more like home-horny!! Are you smarter than an Andalite 5th-grader? Step slowly or you’ll yank out your hoof-teeth. Elfangor may be alive in Ax’s memory, but in Miranda’s he’s a maggot-ridden corpse. Interlaced fingers mean you want to fricky-fracky. Cassie will remember that. Mucking out the barn is dirty but not *dirty*. Chris recalls that time they woke Eddy up in the middle of the night and made him swear on their legendary sibling Prince Miranda’s life.

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Book 8!! Part One!!! (Chapters 1-7) The effing Alien!!! Elfangor’s creepy van. Zoomin’ in those pods. Why don’t the Yeerks just try to steal one of the Andalites’ morphing cube? Don't be birb! Save the whales! Slug burnin'! First we caffeinate the boy, now we dress the boy. What would Elfangor do? Ax-similation. Andalites watch MTV.

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Brace yourselves for PART 2 of the most highly anticipated season of Survivor Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!!

Emails at minute 47 if you want to skip ahead! We won't tell ;)

Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could Melissa possibly find an advantage more powerful than her own Dead Eyes? All viss(er) and more in this week’s minisode.

Brant Steele Simulator

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Brace yourselves for the most highly anticipated season of Survivor: Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!!

Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could Melissa possibly find an advantage more powerful than her own Dead Eyes? All viss(er) and more in this week’s minisode.

Part 2 arriving tomorrow (because it wouldn't be a minisode if it was actually mini...)

Brant Steele Simulator

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Megamorphs #1!!! Part 3!! Birthday swim event. Taxxons subtle like spies. Visser clip show, part 2. Always with the morphing. Fists like Slenderman. Shortest chapter ever?! The Visser’s having a dinner party! Complex Andalite hearts to achieve higher forms of wuv. Finding the flea in the Visser stack. Anti-hive agenda. Podcasts are the participation trophy of media formats. Flirting while falling. The Veleek is so hot for morphing. Cassie’s seppuku act of selflessness. Beach episode!! Blowhole bowling ball. Dolphin out to this whale. Folksy Tobias. Many-ful mouthes. Did Whale Jesus just submerge the Veleek into the ocean for our sins? Communist Ants vs Anarchist Whales. Marco’s so butt-oriented. Take my hands!!

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MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 2!!! New narrator just dropped! Do princes take or get taken?  Morphing permits. She bear, she ded. The most Yeerkable Friend. Tiny bookstore for tiny people. Dry-rub, dust beef. Day drunk Visser. The big gas giant, Saturn. Chris debates whether Visser 3 is more Alan Cumming or Julia Child. Miranda thinks he’s equally Pinky and the Brain. Eddy’s convinced the Visser is just a bored artist in search of the perfect audience. Champagne to celebrate the return of the Veleek! Is the entire series actually just in the Degrassi universe? Chapman kills the vibe with his friends. The mystery of Marco’s balky bike chain. Who dares touch the untouched hummus? Rachel the Truth-Teller.

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