The kids break into a off brand Sea World and then destroy it. Marco confronts his fear with a big hug. Chris and Miranda give Eddy a science lesson. 

Are the Leerans OP and why do we keep forgetting about them in their first book? How heavy is water? What’s Marco’s deal with pity, and what feeling is he chasing when he becomes obsessed with the shark morph? Who brings guns to an aquarium?

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Tobias acquires a dolphin morph and the gang goes swimming. 

When Marco asks Jake to promise him that they’ll never change, no matter what happens in the war, is he talking about the Animorphs or is he talking about his mother? Do Leerans look like Drowzee? When does pointy feel smooth? Why are there dolphins in this book but not Eileen the dolphin trainer? And how hard is it to give the Taxxons their beep-boop buttons??

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Our sweet prince Marco is facing his worst fear (sharks!!) and breaking our hearts all over again in Book 15. Will this boy’s troubles never end?

Who are these mysterious new aliens, the Leerans, and why are they so silly looking? If this very memorably described Royan Island is never going to come up again, could we at least turn it into a Hitman level? Where did Marco learn to stage whisper if not at theater camp? And will the day ever come when he and Tobias can finally connect over their trauma and become friends?

Also: the return of Erek King!!

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We read listener emails and a few new reviews in our biggest mailbag episode yet!! We discuss whether Marco has synesthesia given that he believes cheese tastes blue, argue about which of the other Animorphs each member is least connected to, and learn the truth about whether raccoons, our lovely little washing bears, really do wash their food.

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The ending of Book 14 might be the wackiest one in the series yet. The Animorphs exit the Tunnel of Love, pursued by Captain Torrelli! They foil Visser 3's plan to infest the US military in a haunted house ride! They chase Visser 3 through a marching band parade filled with Looney Tunes characters! This book is bonkers in the best way. 

We have so many questions!! Why can’t the adults chasing after children at this amusement park just simply ask an attendant to stop the rides? When it comes to the laws of morphing, we’ve established that the piss goes with, but does the poop stay put? Do Tunnel of Love rides even exist anymore, and if not, is it acceptable to make out on It’s a Small World instead? And what if there is a there, there, but it's a toilet??

We will be off the next two weeks!! We'll return with a mailbag episode on Wed, 9/25. 

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We learn the secret at the center of Zone 91. Cassie has a *very* endearing conversation with her parents. 

Chris is convinced that the military would shoot suspicious horses on sight. Miranda wants to know more about this mysterious person eating an open container of yogurt in the middle of Zone 91 (could it be our beloved Eileen, graduated to the role of Minor Researcher??). Eddy learns the true purpose of the prostate.

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The Animorphs need to continue scouting Zone 91 and so they go to the horse track to acquire morphs. When things inevitably go south, Cassie is forced to morph into her new horse morph and ends up competing in a very close race. 

Do the Yeerks infesting humans ever come to truly love the human jobs that they’re performing? Since Tobias is no longer in school, shouldn’t Ax be spending all his free time in the woods tutoring him? Did Ax just murder two innocent men? And what will happen when Miranda, Chris and Eddy try out a little thing called structure? 

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The gang breaks into Zone 91, nearly outs the Animorphs to the US government, and then just barely escapes getting smooshed by tanks. Plus we have our first official meeting as the Morphing Committee to decide whether Tobias should have his morphing privileges revoked until he can get his act together. 

Does this book confirm that a culture of modesty around pooping exists in every culture across the universe? Why hasn’t Ax told the rest of the gang about the Skrit-Na and their contributions to human conspiracies about aliens? Can one solemnly flirt? Can we rhyme “one day younger” with “Taxxon hunger”? And as editors of this podcast, how much do Miranda and Chris really control Eddy?

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We kick off the controversial Book 14 with the realization that we actually— all kind of love it? Yes, it's goofy, but in the best kinds of way!! Things get strange right away as Cassie and Rachel investigate a mysterious, payphone-using horse and meet an all-time great NPC in Crazy Helen. 

What is with all of the pooping in this book? Can we possibly summon the spirit of Crazy Helen into the room with us? Does cheese taste green, does rice taste lavender? 

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We answer a few emails and read new reviews!!

What happened to Chapman between Book 2 and Andalite Chronicles? Why can’t our wonderful Marco and lovely Tobias just get along when they have so much in common? And why does Eddy have that suspicious twinkle in his eye— is that his spoiler face??

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