Animorphing Time

What kind of cop would you be? Is a pun a pun or is it wordplay? Yehuda (@M2Yehuda)  comes in hot at being smarter than everyone (but especially Nate). Do you like Big Macs? We do. It causes some controversy. Nate hates McDonald’s fries. We’re getting literature professor serious with it. No one likes Tyler’s idea about Rachel being a surrogate mother. Do you dig the Scoop Crew? If you pick something up at the store and set it down somewhere else, you’re a BAD PERSON. Nate shows intelligent disobedience while inventing a new slur. Police dogs are included when we say “All Cops are Yeerks.”

Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about god knows what is Lilac (@anxiousounce). Rachel is a Freddy Krueger in this one! It’s nightmare on nightmares on White House’s on nightmare! What do you do when you have a nightmare? Nate likes nightmares. It’s David vs Rachel, y’all. With Crayak too. Tyler is too old to watch children movies. We all share nightmares. This is tough. This was just a good book. More Tyler trauma. Etc

Who’s ready to talk about race?  Lauren (@laurenfraz) joins the Morphy Boys to talk about the most problematic and insensitive Animorphs book. Tyler got it ALL out. It’s all out. Lauren teaches us about Water Ice. Nate posits that The Sunken Place is the most alluring part of Get Out. Hot Thomas Kincaid takes in this one. This book is icky. Racially. It’s a shame too because this book starts with a strong voice from Jake, and we finally give that Jake some kudos. Lauren needs to see The Crow. Lauren doesn’t need to watch Glory. This book is basically Glory. Lauren is Lincoln’s Wildest Dream.  Voyeuristic language about slave whipping? Ewwww. This is a horribly racist book and we try to tackle that. Either way, go out there and play Lauren’s VR MMO Zenith.

Bare witness to us, the Morphy Boys, trying Oreos and nacho cheese live on air. Witnessing the horrors is one Felix (@felixforrester) and he is shown horrors beyond human comprehension. But really, Oreos and nacho cheese is quite delicious, if the nacho cheese is warm enough. Tyler shows his ignorance with Deep Space 9. What is Visser 2 all about anyways? Tyler is a Colonels Bequest defender. National guards only love winning fights, Joe rogan, and winning fights against Joe rogan. What makes a good troop? Remember, war is only bad when it happens to American troops. The book falls apart and becomes war propaganda trash. Oh well.

The Morphy Boys try fan made beer for the podcast. Jen Beaupre (@invisiblecake) joins them for some numetal madness. This episode is sick and twisted. We have ghostwriter facts. Sammy Sosa facts? Bring back Dance Dance Revolution, you cowards. What was your DDR song? Sometimes you need a lost spouse expert. Marco goes emotion mode. Would you save your dad? We wouldn’t. Our dads suuuuuck. Did anyone really need Dan Carlin facts? RIP Marco.

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From the heart of Criminal Island, Sezza (@the_sezza) joins the Morphy Boys to hop a roo “down under.” That’s right, we’re going to Australia. Crack open the Fosters and throw some shrimp on the Barbie. Please don’t just stop drinking. You will die. This book is like a little bit of Vegemite on your toast. Don’t let grandmas touch you. Sezza teaches us slang for fart. The Map of Tazzie. You really don’t have to watch Crocodile Dundee. We all lament that the book doesn’t get to Australia soon enough. We talk about how insensitive the book handles aboriginal folks. The book sucks but the episode is delightfully deranged. Sezza says he’s a bad Australian because he doesn’t do anything inherently Australian and then tells a story about almost driving into a kangaroo.

Twitters Wettest Boy Space Goat (@TheSpaceGoat2) joins the Morphy Boys to talk Tobias, being a child, having Covid, and parents divorce. Space Goat comes in hot with plagiarized model facts. We do a cute little bird hop into a dark torture book. Every Tobias book is a torture book. Tyler is going to be a good father to wee lad Space Goat and it’s important to always fix your kids. Tyler pozzed Nate’s neghole. Space Goat doesn’t know who pozzed his neghole. Taylor wants Tobias to check out her website. Nate ate Berber. Never let your name become a verb. We need healthy brains to help us.

Joining the Morphy Boys and munching on Jake’s favorite snack is Will (@mantross1)! Rachel has big Abe Vigoda energy on the cover. Tyler tells a story about how a patient gave him lice. Nate could solve that. Helmacrons solved the gender war. Which ninja turtle is which animorph? We talk about our Lost Episode. Honestly, I listened to this a few days ago and forgot to write out my copy then. I was deep in the middle of “having Covid for a second time.” This one made me laugh. Will is a sweetie pie. Oh yeah! Will ends the podcast by describing the way he “honored Nate.”

Anna (@crabandfrog) joins the Benedetta Boys for Verhoeven Chat!!! Jake is having a bad day. The violence is visceral. The future is frumpy. Perhaps a Matrix is afoot! Jake is at capacity and Anna hates to agree with that smooth brain. Time for another Tyler Trauma Session wooo *air horn.* Y’all ever lie to authority figures to make friends? We all love the futuristic design of the weird Animorphs dystopia. Anna keeps telling the Morphy Boys how young she is compared to these grizzled, veiny and muscular men. Tyler has new bidet confusion. Anna memorized the deleted scenes from Galaxy Quest. Christmas should be terrifying. If you have a lot of problems, you should just go to work.

Tyler makes a birthday wish. Today the Morphy Boys are joined by another Nate (@SplintersmithNC) to talk about Megamorphs 4. There are too many Nate’s in the episode so we call one Trash.  The masculine urge to be a deals goblin. The boys try to wrap their minds around 90s liberal brain. Race talk in the 90s was Not Fresh. We get Tyler’s Parenting Corner. Junior high boys suck and they’re monster who don’t grow up. The Animorphs are all out of sorts. Do you talk to yourself when you’re alone? Nate teaches Tyler and Trash how weird the Boy Scouts were. Does KA Applegate smoke? Then Trash-Nate makes his stance on Oreos very clear. He reveals the ONLY way he likes Oreos and, shorms, it’s deranged.