The farting has to work or this all falls apart. Making it all work with the Morphy Boys is returning champion: the renowned Animorphs creature artist, Char Reed (@CharReedArt)! Nate has some hot Dune takes. Frunk is an underutilized term. Ax is an important animorph because he knows science and how time works.  Andalite are space nerds. What kind of nerd are you? We’re not nerds. Char let’s us know what words we can use to describe women. You should write fan fiction or go out and destroy stuff. Both are good.  Ax is horny. Jake takes the Limitless pill. Divine Soup Can provides extra animal facts. Family, you should listen to Wesley Willis.

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It’s the Animorphing Time spoooopy/spooooky episode. Jumping in to join the Morphy Boys to talk about book 37 and cheetahs and weaknesses is the wonderful Tatsyl (@atxhellcat). We’re drinking Pumpkin Spice. The Morphy boys share a secret: they love Boones Farm Fine Wines. We learn cheetahs invented covid-19 in Oregon. We did it. We blew it all up. Humans should still hunt with cheetahs. New Animorphs race drop! It’s a Sonic Hedgehog! A middle manager Sanic is here to bungle Visser 3’s day. Don’t trust your managers. They’re your enemy. We all take turns analyzing the warrior king and hubris rich brain of Rachel. Rachel is really into Oedipus for some reason. We discuss how Rachel is leaning towards some right wing violent fantasy type stuff because of her insecurities. We go off on judges and how they’re bad. Then the Animorphs do a 9/11 to save Cassie. This one is wild.

It’s the Animorphing Time morning zoo crew awooooga! Joining the Morphy boys is Malassa from @BigMissStakePod to talk about orcas and “Atlantis.” Oh baby. Nate comes in hot saying that this is his favorite Animorphs book. Watch out, baby, Atlantis is coming! Malassa comes in even hotter with her name pronunciations. Nate remembers too much of Water World. The Morphy boys deep dive (LOL) into some Oregon free Willy lore. Then they land their first sponsorship whaaaaat! That’s right, this podcast is brought to you by NIKE! This book is off the rails. Just read it. How would you cut up a whale? More importantly, if your body was gonna be stuffed and preserved forever, where would you put it?

Check out Malassa’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast called Big Miss Stake here on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/big-miss-stake-a-buffy-podcast/id1531905214

On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EUX0PMn40wTWxmJG3ljkc?si=lsKXDDBWTNqL9ZOZf8S3kw&dl_branch=1

And if you want to join the Animorphing Time discord: tweet the word scrompulent at us.

Animorphs artist extraordinaire Chris Grine (@chrisgrine) sits down with the Morphy Boys to discuss the second Animorphs graphic novel, The Visitor. We review Chris’s book, Chris talks about his process, and then we all answer questions sent in from you—the deranged listeners. It’s… uh… a wild one.

Nate cannot be cucked. Nate is uncuckable. Bug (@Pot8oToesies) joint the Morphy Boys.

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Rum Radlers for all! Tyler makes an awful drink. The Morphy Boys are thrown off by Marco (@kaibacorp on Twitter and aztec_gainz on Instagram) being a good person with a noble calling. Thing may be getting better but not while Texas is around. Marco joins the Morphy Boys to talk about anxiety and book 35. Tyler tries to get Nate to do a fight club. It kind of works. We find some hidden David Mattingly treats on the inside cover of the book. Tyler gets trapped in a Duke Nukem hole. Nate proves again that he is a hater of love when Marcos dad gets cute with his new Math GF. Marco is having anxiety attacks that affect his morphing. It’s funny looking. Marco in the book is a real jerk but real life Marco is a sweetie pie. Nate is terrified of birds. Tyler talks about his badass great grandma. Marco says never use a weapon when doing crimes. Marco teaches us about a weird cockatiel millionaire. Tyler tells Nate a secret about their friendship that changes things forever. Then the bros talk about healthy expressions of aggression. Cool shit.

From Marco about donating to bail funds: “I personally trust Make the Road and the Brooklyn Bail Fund but have no professional or personal ties to them. Adding the Liberty Fund and Freedom for Immigrants for more bail and immigration relief options.”

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https://brooklynbailfund.org/donate/?utm_source=website

https://www.classy.org/give/204448/#!/donation/checkout

https://www.aplos.com/aws/give/CIVIC/GivingTuesday

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Nate starts the episode talking about his crimes. Are you man enough to defraud the Walgreens? All-star and heavy hitter Drew (@anrilefebvre) joins the Morphy boys once more to continue the saga of Aldrea for book 34. They compare aliases. Then Tyler goes into tinder stories. Then Nate brings up the girl who took Tyler’s virginity. They then discuss how Cassie has a strong internal monologue. Marco loves the Phantom Menace. Nate posits that this book is The Clone Wars so it’s time for mc chris. Cassie gets a ghost in her brain. Tyler derails a nice thoughtful point to talk about horns and holes. All in all this is a sad book. Nate explains what “mouth bored” is. Chili lime salt for dem ears. Nate is always one-upping Tyler. Nate interrupts Drew. Drew does an amazing shredder sound effect. The Animorphs do a crazy plan that involves dropping a whale on stuff. Drew does whale facts. No human is ten feet tall. We learn a lot about whale milk. It’s intense. Nate thinks he can take a taxxon in water. We do not stan Paul Walker.

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Well known podcast trickster Nate is up to his hijinks right away. Today the Morphy Boys are joined by Avery Edison (@aedison) to discuss some torture. We jump into it talking about Beetlejuice Ventura. Avery comes into the podcast with a piping hot take right away. We need to put a stop to Scholastic book fairs until we can figure out exactly what the hell is going on there. Tyler comes at this one raw. Some talk about leg quenching. We talk about sexy presidents. Nate chose Soundgarden over Animorphs. We all agree the Chee are the ultimate vape rigs. Avery rags on Tyler and puts him in his place. The Boys and Avery agree that Sadam Hussein is a great leader because Jake said so. Tyler wants to be the shaved ice boy. Avery throws out a controversial Visser 3 take. The plan the Animorphs make is well written and definitely makes sense when executed. Pain is normal. Pain is life. Life is pain. Never trust.

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New type of girl dropped—the dolphin girl. Author, podcaster, and traumatized person Erin Moynihan (@erbearmoynihan) joins the Morphy Boys to talk about the starfish. One of the most reviled books. It’s very horny. Nate is not a teenage girl nor is he horny. Does anyone remember Coneheads?  We give unadulterated and unfiltered opinions. Nate LIKES this book. Nate gets Tyler’s ass and makes him tell a story from Tyler Trauma Zone (TTZ). How many subways is a pre-k kid? Nate can’t stop commenting on people’s bodies. Erin has glasses so we know she’s a smart blonde girl. The Morphy Boys and Erin then discuss how the interests of girls and women are a shorthand for weakness and how that’s bad. Nate and Tyler arm wrestle to establish dominance and Tyler goes Over the Top. It’s a draw. The boys try to appeal to conservatives. Rachel beats a guy to death with her arm. Marco is a disgusting dweeb. We talk about how men can use friendships with women for sex and how that is also bad. The book gets into whipping and weirdness. It’s good and bad. Visser 3’s trap is ridiculous and perfect. Visser 3 is against self harm. It’s good!

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Tyler starts this episode chugging a box of cold soup, disappointing our wonderful guest Ben Saint (@ItsAllSoUgly) from the Pro Crastinators Podcast. There’s discussion of The Lying Kid. This is not the book to like Jake. He sucks. Who is your Beast War of choice? Just kill your dad! Or brother! Who care! As a podcast that doesn’t give a chuff about plot holes, this book was so egregious that we had to address it. It’s stupid! Jake’s having some sadboy moments after his great grandfather dies. We redefine peregrine falcon mating. Ben shares Andalite Truth with Nate. If you want to get out of a day, just hide in your dads pants. But that won’t save you from your vice principal doing a drive by shooting.  The Animorphs do the stupidest torture ever. The book itself falls apart and Jake proves—once again—that he is unfit to lead. We laugh at it. Please clap.

Watch the Animorphs 101 lecture here: https://youtu.be/6zrE6m3xOoE