Animorphing Time

This is it. The REAL last episode. Nate’s got a new toy and punishes Tyler with it. The takes are hot. The discourse is here. No animal facts. We listen to your messages. Look, I’m not gonna belabor this any further. This is the end. Everything everywhere ends.

160+ hours. 47 guests. But it started with two dudes exploring old stories and their friendship. Genuinely and for real: thank you for listening, even the losers and the haters.

This is it. It all ends here. But what is an ending if not a beginning everlasting? Semisonic closing time.

Time to meet god. Toobin! Featuring @EmilyBard20

THE GREAT RED DRAGON IS HERE

Never take drugs.

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch RRR. Are you a Ram or a Bheem? Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about book 53 is Amanda (@GalacticUmami). All you ghost writers can kick rocks, because our main B in apartment 23 Kathy Apples is back in charge. Amanda gets in there hot with some wrestling facts. We assign some homework. Lots of homework. Tyler busts out a new impression. Nate has a libertarian checklist. People enjoy whatever you want, who cares? Visser 3 definitely has a macgruber book.

What we want you to watch:

Jon (@vernacularshift) joins the Morphy boys to discuss the necessary evil of book 52. Nate does not welcome Jon. Nate hates bearded men. Do you know rabbits scream? Scott Baculum. We also talk about what being a soldier does to your soul. To lighten it up, Tyler introduces a new game that’s taking the nation by storm!

Marco, Tobias and Ax form the finesses crew as they go forth to kidnap a governor! Nate thinks that bats are just leathery birds, Tyler attempts a moment of silence for our dear sweet dead dog (RIP Nepal). Lil regals us with stories of unemployment, being bombed, and Duck Facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also explore the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident and the non-existent PlayStation game Tank Commando here on Animorphing Time.

Travis (@WlkngCntradctn) and Sasha return to talk about the Cassie book where she recruits disabled kids. I’m not gonna get longwinded about this but we tie morbius to this book.

What kind of cop would you be? Is a pun a pun or is it wordplay? Yehuda (@M2Yehuda)  comes in hot at being smarter than everyone (but especially Nate). Do you like Big Macs? We do. It causes some controversy. Nate hates McDonald’s fries. We’re getting literature professor serious with it. No one likes Tyler’s idea about Rachel being a surrogate mother. Do you dig the Scoop Crew? If you pick something up at the store and set it down somewhere else, you’re a BAD PERSON. Nate shows intelligent disobedience while inventing a new slur. Police dogs are included when we say “All Cops are Yeerks.”

Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about god knows what is Lilac (@anxiousounce). Rachel is a Freddy Krueger in this one! It’s nightmare on nightmares on White House’s on nightmare! What do you do when you have a nightmare? Nate likes nightmares. It’s David vs Rachel, y’all. With Crayak too. Tyler is too old to watch children movies. We all share nightmares. This is tough. This was just a good book. More Tyler trauma. Etc