Thank God It's Tuesday! Pass the gummy bears, please...but no actually don't. This week, it's an Oscars recap from the energy to the fashions and the sass of years' past. Also: reflecting on three years of recording this show sans-celebrating the actual anniversary, the pomp and circumstance of attending an investiture and why it pays off to send real deal snail mail.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:16)

Hair growth update (2:34)

Introducing Dubois Beauty to the show  (8:26)

Anti anniversary (13:12)

Award show energy + Oscars fashion observations (28:22)

Pro surprise party (44:24)

Invited to an investiture (52:15)

5 Random Things brought to you by Mealeo (57:26)

Get your Buttonista merch before spring comes (1:07:22)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.