Anything But Vanilla Podcast

Anything But Vanilla Podcast

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  • Episode 115: Haters Gone Wild

    Hey ABV listeners! Before we get into episode details, we would like to take a moment to thank all of you for showing up to our very first ABV Happy Hour last Friday at the Mix Downtown! We had such a blast meeting each and every one of you in person and we really appreciate the time and support you give to us each week. 

    On Episode 15, we discuss the wonderful Happy Hour turnout at the beginning of the episode, after Claire introduces her cocktail of the week, “Apple Moscow Mule”. Full drink recipe is below. On this episode, the gals recap the previous week by sharing their, “Rose and Thorn”, present local and national news highlights, including: a local news story highlighting the 30-plus people inflatable raft pile up rescue mission on the America River, Instagram removing likes and Jaden Smith’s recent philanthropic efforts to feeding the homeless on Skid Row. This week, the girls give listener advice about whether or not to regulate cussing around kids in social settings and recap the first "ABV homework" assignment, by sharing their thoughts on the hit HBO series, Euphoria. Finally, Erica hilariously reveals her hater of the week. HINT: Its one of her co-hosts! Slide into the DM's with your thoughts on the episode, especially all things tan-off related! 

    Claire’s Apple Moscow Mule 
    4 shots Absolut Juice Apple flavor 
    1 can Diet Ginger Beer
    Juice of 2 limes
    Mint simple syrup to taste 
    Lime sparkling water to taste

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 114: Just Say Boundaries

    Hey ABV listeners! Have you ever enjoyed a delicious glass of rose and thought, “I need this in slushie form stat!” Well, raise a glass for Erica’s drink of the week “Froze”! Full recipe is listed below. On Episode 14 we re-announce our upcoming “Listener Appreciation Happy Hour”, currently scheduled for Friday, July 19th  at the MIX Downtown. Per usual, the gals recap the previous week by sharing their, “Rose and Thorn”, present local and national news highlights, including: A review of the Sacramento based culinary documentary trailer, “Breaking Bread”, a crazy article about the worldwide counterfeit alcohol trade and a less than shocking study revealing BOTH women and men are visual creatures when it comes to sexual arousal. This week, the girls give listener advice about how to maintain healthy boundaries in the workplace at all stages in one’s career and partake in another round of “ask me anything” by sharing each of their most hidden talents. (Spoiler Alert: Claire’s amazing talent stands the test of time!)  Finally, Fran reveals her hater of the week ….BEWARE OF THE MOM SHAMERS! They are running rampant around town and no one is safe! DM us with your thoughts on this one, please 😊

    Froze Ingredients
    2 ounces rosé (Provence style)

    1 ounce vodka

    1 ounce fresh watermelon juice

    Ice

    watermelon wedges and mint, to garnish

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 113: Who’s your Zaddy

    Are you shriveled up like a sad raisin after the extended 4th of July weekend like we are? Well, Fran’s delicious “916 Mojito cocktail” recipe is something to look forward to after you fall off the detox wagon again in time for the weekend, full recipe is listed below. On Episode 13 we announce the date of our upcoming Happy Hour with our faithful listeners, currently scheduled for next Friday, July 19th. Location and time to be announced next week! Per usual, the gals recap the previous week by sharing their, “Rose and Thorn”, present local and national news highlights, including: The Women’s World Cup Soccer Victory by Team USA, Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein arrest (F*king Finally!) and last but not least, a redemption story for a local homeless man who had previously been arrested for breaking into the Governor’s Mansion during a schizophrenic episode. This week, the girls give listener advice about how to prepare for a California earthquake and what to expect when your close friends start to have babies but you are definitely not! WARNING/SORRY TO OUR MALE LISTENERS: Fran goes on another man hating rant again about women taking the burden of childcare so either pick up the slack or just nod your head? Once again, the ABV ladies answer another round of “ask me anything” by sharing their favorite conspiracy theories. The highlight of the episode is Claire’s hater of the week, “Christians Against Little Mermaid” in response to the terrible backlash against the recent casting of Ariel, Halle Bailey. WE ARE HERE FOR IT AND READY FOR YOUR FEEDBACK ON WHO SHOULD BE CAST AS ZADDY TRITON! 

    Fran’s 916 Mojito Cocktail Recipe:
    Simple syrup: 
    1 cup white sugar
    1 cup water
    1/4 cup mint
    Simmer on low

    2 cans Lime bubble water
    1/2 cup lime juice
    3/4 - 1 cup vodka 

    PS: Add a tajin rim for a spicy twist! 

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    Special thanks to producer Brian for editing this episode all the way from Singapore! ABV has truly gone International, ya'll! 

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    1 hr
  • Episode 112: The One Where Claire Cries

    It is the week of the 4th of July, and Claire has whipped up a refreshing cocktail recipe, “Claire’s Boozey Pink Lemonade” perfect for the extended holiday weekend, full recipe is listed below. On Episode 12 we announce the winner of our listener contest…with a special twist! Per usual, the gals recap the week by sharing their usual, “Rose and Thorn”, present local and national news highlights, including: The Hills Reboot, Dali Lama News (spoiler, another misogynistic quote!) and the Community art piece controversy in El Dorado Hills. This week, the girls give advice to a listener about how to decide whether or not to have a second child and answer another round of “ask me anything” by sharing their hypothetical last meal before execution. Erica’s hater of the week is a cautionary tale to remind people to think twice before buying a ticket to a concert at the Toyota Ampitheater in Wheatland, with a hilarious throwback situation that happened at that awful venue over 15 years prior featuring Francesca, of course! 

    As promised, here are Instagram handles to follow after shout outs given throughout the episode by Erica and Claire:

    Follow @sthhopeoakpark and @thesocialarchitects on Instagram to stay in the know about fun events in Oak Park this summer.

    Follow/Donate to the following nonprofit organizations to help the bring an end to family separation and detention at the border @together.rising , @fams2gether @raicestexas @borderkindness @borderangelofficial

    Claire’s Boozey Pink Lemonade
    1 can frozen pink lemonade
    3 cans sparkling water
    1.5 cans Absolut Vodka Juice Strawberry 

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 111: Grandma Vibes in the River City

    Summer has officially begun and the ladies could not be happier. They are building their tans, beating the heat and sipping on way too many cocktails. Per usual, the gals recap the week by sharing their, “Rose and Thorn”, present their local and national news highlights, give advice that this week is debatably good, get their first update from a listener who called in for advice during the second episode and hear who is on the gals’ bucket list for concerts. Erica is finally back on the booze wagon and is coming in hot with a simple version of a Piña Colada. Do you need to be laying by a pool sipping on a delicious frozen cocktail?? Well the ladies do too, so break out that blender and whip up this bad boy. Who is slurring and mispronouncing words this week? Well, they all are, so do your best to figure out who is the drunkest and share your thoughts!

    Piña Colada Recipe

    1 cup Malibu rum

    2/3 cup coconut cream

    1 1/3 cup Pineapple juice

    Lots and lots and lots and lots of ice

    Blend to desired consistency enjoy 

    *makes 3 pitchers because we like our drink

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast
    Facebook: Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 110: From Ladybird to Jailbirds

    Who wants to get turnt this week?!?! Well, the girls were ready to drink and in that vein, Fran decided to make a, “Baltimore Zoo” as recommended by a listener! As always, the gals discuss their, “Rose and Thorn”, disagree over local and national news, give advice that may or may not be good and play, “Fuck, Marry, Kill” Kardashian style. Are you sick of drinking pruno too?? Well stop watching Jailbirds, get up off yo couch, use every liquor you have available and whip up this weeks cocktail. It’s shockingly delicious and it gets you druuuuunk. Who is feeling the drink the most this week?  Listen in and share your thoughts!

    Baltimore Zoo Recipe

    1 cup white rum

    1 cup silver tequila

    1 cup vodka

    1 cup gin

    1 cup triple sec

    1/2-2/3 cups grenadine 

    2 light beers

    2 cups Orange juice

    Pour into a pitcher* mix with ice and enjoy 

    *makes one pitcher 

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    Facebook: Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 109: That’s your Hall Pass?

    Temperatures are on the rise so the trio decided to crack open a bottle of... red wine???? Don't worry! The ladies are actually drinking Claire’s take on a Kalimotxo, “Red Wine and Diet Coke”.  Per usual, the gals discuss their, “Rose and Thorn”, disagree over local and national news, give advice that leads to some heated discussions and share their celebrity “hall pass”. Are you needing a little something to get through your mid week hump as much as we do?  Well, don’t be a judgey B and give Claire’s drink a chance. It’s delicious and it cures what ails ya. Who is getting a little sloshed this week?? Listen in and share your thoughts!

    Claire’s Red Wine and Diet Coke Recipe

    Generous Pour Red Wine

    Generous Pour Diet Coke

    Ice

    Have you heard the term “Micro Cheating” before? Well the ladies certainly hadn’t. If you are curious about reading Erica’s news story, in full, you can find it here:https://time.com/5332013/micro-cheating/?amp=true

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    Facebook: Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 108: What I Like About You

    Summer is right around the corner and the girls are feeling it!!!! Whizz up Erica’s version of a Strawberry Daiquiri, but don’t listen to any of her nonsense about making it a mocktail. As usual, the ladies discuss their, “Rose and Thorn”, disagree over local and national news, give advice that leads to disagreements and share what they believe are each others best and worst qualities. Do you want to drink as much as they do once the temperature starts to rise above 90???  Then, kick back, pour yourself a frozen beverage and laugh along with the trio for an hour and then some. Who is tipsy this week?? Listen in and share your thoughts!

    Erica’s Strawberry Daiquiri Recipe

    1 1/2 cups Choice of alcohol (rum, vodka, etc.)

    1/2-3/4 cup freshly squeezed lime juice 

    16 ounces or 1 bag Frozen Strawberries 

    1/4-1/3 cups simple syrup

    4 cups ice

    Blend all ingredients together in a blender and sip away.

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    Facebook: Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 107: Dating At The DMV

    This week, unsurprisingly,  Claire and Erica hate on Fran profusely, and she takes it like the champ that she is. Let’s all pound their favorite college drink with them as they discuss their, “Rose and Thorn”, disagree over Drake’s recent antics at the Eastern Conference finals, give advice that they believe is somewhat helpful and give you a glimpse into their unfortunate dating pasts. Do you feel like getting drunk this weekend? Then, whip up a “Flirtini” get outside and enjoy this summer weather and laugh along with the trio for an hour. Who got the littest this week?? Don’t let Erica’s cackle throw you off the scent. 

    Sex and the City Flirtini Recipe

    Lots of champagne 
    Lots of vodka
    Some pineapple juice
    Ice

    Mix all this together in a big jug and enjoy.

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something extremely odd or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast

    Facebook: Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 106: Yo Quiero No Friend Zone

    This week, the ladies decided to go retro with their drink choice, just like the south has decided to turn back time and take away women’s reproductive rights! Drink away your sorrows as they discuss their “Rose and Thorn”, how our country is going to hell in a hand basket (suck it Georgia and Alabama politicians) give advice that is hopefully helpful and debut a new segment, “Ask Us Anything” where they completely rip off the Reddit sub thread, “Ask Me Anything” without shame, or embarrassment. Are you also feeling like you are in a time machine that has transported you back to the 50s where you find yourself barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen? Yeah, we are too. So let’s drink Claire’s “Aperol Spritz”  and figure out how the hell to get back to 2019. Who among these ladies is the drunkard this week? Only time will tell!

    Aperol Spritz Recipe 

    Chilled Prosecco 

    Club soda or blood orange Pellegrino 

    Aperol

    Ice

    Mix three parts Prosecco, to two parts Aperol, to two parts club soda. Add ice and enjoy!

    In need of some advice? Want to ask us something extremely odd or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

    Find us at: [email protected]
    Insta and Twitter: @abvpodcast
    Facebook: Anything But Vanilla Podcast

    Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. 

    1 hr 8 min

About Anything But Vanilla Podcast

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Anything But Vanilla is a podcast hosted by best friends, Claire Jones and Francesca Corti in Sacramento, CA. Shake up a cocktail and laugh along with the ladies as they catch up, chat about the news…