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Inside every one of us is a special talent waiting to come out. The trick is finding it.

Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! keeps playing the hits, and this time we’ve got a tearjerker for ya. That’s right, we’re going back in time to the radical 80s as we watch a young boy stick it to his father by enrolling in ballet class with Billy Elliot.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we bang a gong and get it on are fellow cinephiles and Royal Ballet Academy dropouts Mike and Ryan.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the last forty minutes of this movie turning me into a broken down, sobbing mess; Billy Elliot shows off his skills by dance-fighting his Dad; and finally, we wonder what the deal is with the lone little girl that hangs out on Billy’s street…and whether or not she’s an apparition from beyond the grave…

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That’ll do it for this week’s class everybody. Remember to leave your fifty quid at the door and don’t forget to show up next week as Channing Tatum returns to show us how to properly Step Up. You won’t want to miss it!

Work all day. Work it all night.

Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is hitting the stage once again as we strip down to our thongs and start dancing for singles as we watch the 2012 box office smash Magic Mike.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try not to drink too much of whatever that mystery juice was that Gabriel Inglesias was offering are fellow dancers and former cock rockers of Tampa, Ryan, Nick “Immortan Hoof”, and special guests Kara and Janna.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the alluring world of stripping and the weird oddities that can come with it (including drugs and pigs); we’ll also talk about Matthew McConaughey’s sleaze factor going off the charts; and finally, we’ll rate the dancing as depicted in the film, and how it compares to the dancing in this Summer’s reigning dance movie champ, Flashdance.

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Alright, alright, alright - that does it for this week’s episode, ladies. When Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! returns, we’ll be going overseas and back in time to the radical 80s as we put on our ballet shoes and throw shade at the Iron Lady with the early aught’s classic, Billy Elliot. See ya then.

Have the time of your life…all over again.

The hits keep coming as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is back with the sequel that everyone in 2004 was clamoring for: Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we ditch this boring party and head over to La Rosa Negra for some hot, sweaty dancing are fellow cinephiles and dirty dancers Ryan, Janna, and Kara.

Listen as we discuss Miramax’s botched attempt at cashing in on the dance movie craze of the early 2000’s; the character of Phelps gives Patrick Bateman a run for his money in the nicely groomed psycho department; and finally, the movie’s end credits confirm that Patrick Swayze’s character is definitely not Johnny Castle (except, he basically is).

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That’ll do it for this episode, folks. The sun is setting in Cuba and we really need to get back stateside, because things are heating up in Tampa. When Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! returns, we’ll be back on the stage stripping down to our G-strings with Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike. Be there!

For Tony Manero, freedom comes once a week. It comes on Saturday night... it's called Saturday Night Fever.

Summer rolls on, and so do the hits with Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Now THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies. This week, we’re dancing under the disco ball as we watch the 1977 box office sensation, Saturday Night Fever.

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we collectively pool our resources to buy that bitchin’ outfit on layaway are fellow dancers Ryan, Mike, Jackie, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Listen as we discuss how this is a truly great movie…that you probably won’t want to re-watch anytime soon; we learn of Gene Siskel’s love of the film, including his costly memorabilia purchase; and finally, we’ll talk about the Mandela effect with the film and its infamous PG rating change.

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Speaking of dropping, I think someone just fell off the bridge, so it’s probably about time to wrap up this episode synopsis. But don’t go anywhere, because when Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Now THAT'S What I Call Dance Movies! returns, we’ll be down in Cuba, sweating and grinding away with Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. Until then, keep on struttin’!

Every day, she works in a man's world. Every night, she dances through the universe that is her dream.

It’s summer, and that can only mean one thing…Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest is back! And this time we’re pumping up the volume with our fourth installment: Now THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! We’ve got everything from strippers to ballet dancers…and that’s just Flashdance.

I’m your host and secret welder by day, Dave, and joining me as we embark on a summer long journey through the hottest and sexiest dance films ever made are fellow cinephiles and Mawby’s Bar regulars, Ryan and Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Listen as we discuss Flashdance, the first Jerry Bruckheimer / Don Simpson joint; I turn into a cartoon character as Jennifer Beals causes my eyes to pop out of my head and my pores to profusely sweat; and finally, we salute the owner of Mawby’s Bar and his hands off approach to the dance numbers, as his dancers single handedly perform MTV-level music videos on stage.

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That’ll do it for this track. But the hits keep coming, because when Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Now That’s What I Call Dance Movies! continues, we’ll be strutting through New York while eating a double slice of pizza with Saturday Night Fever. You won’t wanna miss it!

“Oh, Freddie, boy. Damn, you good. The shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy…why don’t you just pat yourself on the back.”

Boot up your PC. Login to America Online. And watch out for spikey tripod legs…because the Dangertainment is about to begin. It’s Halloween: Resurrection!

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we bear witness to the worst retcon in cinema history is fellow cinephile and Dangertainment! fan, Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the Danny Ocean-esque planning that Michael Myers does in his downtime; Laurie Strode constructs a trap that would make Kevin McCallister jealous; and finally, for the first time we find ourselves fully supporting Michael’s brutal killings as he is merely protecting his home from invaders.

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The Apocalypse Video Halloween Retrospective will return with a new Michael, a new director, and a new reboot with Rob Zombie’s Halloween. 

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier:

The Target:
1973’s Live and Let Die

Your Contacts:
Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave
Agents - Mike and Jackie

Mission Objectives:

Additional Objectives:
Rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [email protected]. What’s your take on Roger Moore? Is his take on Bond simply misunderstood? Or does he come off like a Grandpa getting caught up in various adventures? Let us know!

The Apocalypse Video Bond Cast will return with…The Man with the Golden Gun.

After taking a break for Mother’s Day, we’re back with more cartoon misadventures with everyone’s favorite stoned mystery seekers, the Mystery Machine, as they team up with their greatest allies, the Harlem Globetrotters, in Ghostly Creep From the Deep.

I’m your host and ghost pirate skeptic, Dave, and joining me as always as we play some basketball inside an old, creepy Inn is cartoon fanatic and Scooby-Doo scholar, Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the shocking conspiracy theory that involves the Scooby Gang being stuck in a Truman Show-esque scenario; we wonder if Scooby Doo is responsible for the longevity of the Harlem Globetrotters; and finally, we plan the ultimate ex-treeeme crossover of Scooby Doo and the Street Sharks.

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And thus concludes this mystery, folks. Saturday Morning Apocalypse will return with more cartoon shenanigans just as soon as we figure out whether that’s a swamp monster behind us or merely a car’s headlights.

Ahh, Mother’s Day…the one day that connects us all. A day where you run down to the local CVS to grab that last minute gift for mom to let her know you care. Or, you know, if you don’t have time for that, a day where you call your mom and listen to how the neighbors across the street are throwing too many loud parties every weekend.

It’s also the day that you lift a rom-com holiday curse that’s been following you around for the last two years because somebody wanted us to watch a rom-com for Valentine’s Day….

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again are fellow cinephiles and people who also have mothers Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and special guest: Kara.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the odd obsession that half of the characters in this film have with working out; we breakdown the unfortunate wig that Julia Roberts is forced to wear; and finally, we raise an eyebrow at one of the more bewildering messages that Mother’s Day leaves us with: apparently it’s ok to be a little racist.

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And thus concludes the final entry in our cursed rom-com holiday trilogy. Happy Mother’s Day, everybody. Call your Mom.

At long last, after more than a year away in the dangerous streets of Old Detroit, Saturday Morning Apocalypse is BACK! But after viewing today’s spooky episode of Scooby-Doo, Where are You?, we may end up wishing we had stayed behind with Robo and the gang.

I’m your host and driver of the Movie Machine, Dave, and joining me as always as we attempt to solve this week’s mystery is cartoon fanatic and Scooby-Doo scholar, Nick “Immortan Hoof”.

Topics of discussion in this episode include “The Philosophy of Scooby-Doo”, as told by Professor Immortan Hoof; I suffer a near-psychological break from the incessant laugh track accompaniment; and finally, we uncover the macabre reason behind Scooby-Doo’s amazing longevity - is Scooby-Doo merely a facade…for something more sinister…?

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And thus concludes this mystery, folks. Saturday Morning Apocalypse and the Scooby gang will return next time with The Ghostly Creep From the Deep.