Archaic!

Interview with B-Rad, who provided skits and music for ‘White Trash Matters- Chapter 1’ This Interview is from August 2024 and is mostly embarrassing (from my personal standpoint). You’d be better off just skipping this one over!?

DISCLAIMER- This is audio from the first ‘Archaic’ dated July 29, 2022- This is the original “death” sequence of JoBob White! This is from a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Timeline and/or Reality and has NOTHING to do with the upcoming ‘A FIFTH of White Trash’ to be released in 2025 or ANY of the Chapters in this show to date….We don’t think. Anyway, In this original universe, you’ll hear how JoBob was taken out but, it’s speculated that he potentially got away only to find himself in this current realm that has become the ‘White Trash Matters’ saga! Surely he didn’t find his way into the Multi-Verse….right?Original Episode from the first ‘Archaic’ archive https://open.spotify.com/episode/65J9TL7cjJNHZjSlGlVRs0?si=gW0FS9wrSk-WRVoUnaqV6w. #Jobobwhite #Archaic #WhiteTrashMatters

INTERVIEW- Conclusion about southern life, its impacts, and its possible outlook in the Dark, Dismal future from the perspective of a Mid-South woman.

TEASER TRAILER (EXTENDED)- Everyone’s Favorite prank Phone Caller (Roy D. Mercer) goes screw to screwball with JoBob White (White Trash Matters) in prank calls to each other in this new series coming in 2025! This TEASER SKIT is only an example of what’s coming in Season 7 of ‘Archaic!’ ROY D. MERCER Prank Calls VOLUME 3 coming October 11, 2024!

Teaser also features a “HIDDEN TRACK” the ‘Dark Eurythmy’ Anthology

‘Living Dead Girl’ performed by: Rob Zombie https://open.spotify.com/track/10V8XpuyMoEcSMfM79WDET?si=e94umhnwSg24D0NrrXvIlA

‘Zombie’ performed by: Bad Wolves https://open.spotify.com/track/2ZlrVaKOo5d1QA6903H9wK?si=aDnkb4hSTCC2uNhsacW-wQ

‘The Unforgiven II’ performed by: Metallica https://open.spotify.com/track/0IGXkVRn0uCsgn4FvIfpgB?si=NAEwaHPxRu2JWBvHCq1KlA

Author Interview with Michael Douglas about Naturist Resorts and Clothing Optional facilities along with various opinions about this controversial issue. #MichaelDouglas #AnthonyMatthewMello #Archaic #Interview

Available for 24 HOURS ONLY!! After that you must wait until 10/11/2024!

ROY D. MERCER Volume 3 IS HERE!!

SKITS from this HIGHLY ANTICIPATED Third Volume of EVERYONE’S Favorite Phone Call Prankster include: Horse Feed, STUPER Glue, Rehab, Band Camp Klepto, Malodorous Mechanic, Graveyard, Roy vs. Goldberg, Long Gone Salon, Sissy Dog, Bad Gas, and Septic Tank!! LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF…ANOTHER VOLUME will be coming in 2025!!

‘SOLD OUT’ performed by: HARDY https://open.spotify.com/track/50W5Ohrk90r9sR7XXdIqyp?si=2Ptslr2iSn6TDQKr4JXsQQ

TRAILER- White Trash 4 EVER (Special Edition). The Extended FOURTH CHAPTER Trailer to this HILARIOUS SAGA. This Episode drops in November 2024! This Sneak Peek features a special classic skit and introduces the Four main characters involved in this crazy conflict and a cameo from Billie Jean!!

‘Walk On Water’ performed by: Ozzy Osbourne https://youtu.be/Lep-mfhrIro?si=gv8qCfcs4u0wu76W

‘The Anal Retentive Chef: Cajun Style’ (SNL) performed by: John Goodman and Phil Hartman https://youtu.be/gBQAwLuuDo0?si=KhWZBcsecLA_tsx_

VOLUME 3 COMING OCTOBER 11, 2024!

Skits in this here BONUS Episode Include: The Grass Mower, Smooshed Hand, Don’t Red On Me, Statue of Limitations, and Poacher

‘Joining You’ performed by: Alanis Morisette https://open.spotify.com/track/4DgQl4f1khfzdLDwyiq8NB?si=YSNcBNp7ToGAwaYY9qSIqA

CHAPTER 5: TRAILER 1- (WTM Part 5 of 5) the ‘White Trash Matters’ saga CONCLUDES in the SEVENTH SEASON in 2025 (apparently for the SECOND time) this is the OFFICIAL TRAILER! ‘A FIFTH of White Trash’ will be the END of JoBob White….however, recently certain questions have been raised and evidence discovered that a very similar incident may have happened before during the summer of 2022! Are there other dimensions among us? Something from the past may have found it’s way into this timeline…Most likely, it’s nothing I’m sure. Anyway, this HILARIOUS Final Chapter is coming! The FINALE of the antics that follows ‘White Trash 4 EVER’ will feature JoBob White, Billie Jean, previous and maybe a few new characters…..END??#Archaic #JoBobWhite #WhiteTrashMatters #AnthonyMatthewMello

Music clips performed by:ImOniT https://open.spotify.com/artist/4q9sjkqvVG2UpkpK7VgPOg?si=_ERcAe7AR4W9R_zLeMv3YQ

‘Watch The World Burn’ clips performed by: Falling In Reverse https://open.spotify.com/track/1SlxMFZexm81T0tUK6mwni?si=P8Jf9OLPSFa7PsKh3xY-HQ

‘Paint It Black’ performed by: Ciara https://open.spotify.com/track/2VP6E3tkWSbD2uHBioBDLp?si=p0JFcAHUSgWj-6j4Ggh-LQ&context=spotify%3Asearch

Chapter 4: TEASER TRAILER for WTM Part 4 of 5….COMING NOVEMBER 2024…The Fourth Chapter of the FIVE Part ‘White Trash Matters’ saga. ..JoBob White will experience his MOST unusual antics to date and previous characters will return to HAUNT his ass FOREVER! #WhiteTrashMatters #WhiteTrash #JoBobWhite #AnthonyMello #Mello #Mellow
TURN AROUND performed by: Imonit. https://open.spotify.com/track/1EXQnBauy0TfXuHCC0jEpx?si=wOYGZh9jQMKKVxJ0JDSr4g. #AnthonyMatthewMello #RoyDMercer Intro