Archaic!

By Anthony Matthew MelloTrue Crime

Archaic! episodes

November 11, 2024 White Trash 4 EVER (Teaser 2)
Teaser 2 for the upcoming FOURTH Installment of the ‘White Trash’ Series coming in February 2025 featuring the continued antics of JoBob White and Company!
7 min
November 07, 2024 S6E8: ROY D. MERCER Holiday Hi-Jinks (Prank Phone Calls)
ROY D. MERCER and JoBob White (White Trash Matters) hang a sec on an End of Year Prank Phone Holiday/Anything special before they collaborate and release new episodes in 2025!
33 min
November 07, 2024 S6E7: Useless Jesters (INTERVIEW) with B-Rad
Interview with B-Rad, who provided skits and music for ‘White Trash Matters Chapter 1’ This Interview is from August 2024 and is mostly embarrassing (You’d be better off just skipping this one over!?)……OR WOULD YOU?????
29 min
October 03, 2024 S6E6: ROY D. MERCER Volume 3 (Prank Phone Calls)
ROY D. MERCER Volume 3 IS HERE!! SKITS from this HIGHLY ANTICIPATED Third Volume of EVERYONE’S Favorite Phone Call Prankster include: Horse Feed, STUPER Glue, Rehab, Band Camp Klepto, Malodorous Mechanic, Graveyard, Roy vs. Goldberg, Long Gone Salon, Sissy Dog, Bad Gas, and Septic Tank!! LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF…ANOTHER VOLUME will be coming in 2025!!‘SOLD OUT’ performed by: HARDY https://open.spotify.com/track/50W5Ohrk90r9sR7XXdIqyp?si=2Ptslr2iSn6TDQKr4JXsQQ
55 min
September 26, 2024 S6E5: White Trash Matters: ORIGINAL FINALE (from July 29, 2022)
DISCLAIMER- This is audio from the first ‘Archaic’ dated July 29, 2022- This is the original “death” sequence of JoBob White! This is from a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Timeline and/or Reality and has NOTHING to do with the upcoming ‘A FIFTH of White Trash’ to be released in 2025 or ANY of the Chapters in this show to date….We don’t think. Anyway, In this original universe, you’ll hear how JoBob was taken out but, it’s speculated that he potentially got away only to find himself in this current realm that has become the ‘White Trash Matters’ saga! Surely he didn’t find his way into the Multi-Verse….right?Original Episode from the first ‘Archaic’ archive https://open.spotify.com/episode/65J9TL7cjJNHZjSlGlVRs0?si=gW0FS9wrSk-WRVoUnaqV6w. #Jobobwhite #Archaic #WhiteTrashMatters
29 min
September 19, 2024 S6E4: Tales From the South- PART 2 (INTERVIEW)
INTERVIEW- Conclusion about southern life, its impacts, and its possible outlook in the Dark, Dismal future from the perspective of a Mid-South woman.
32 min
September 12, 2024 TEASER- ROY D. MERCER vs. White Trash Matters (feat. The DARK Album)
Everyone’s Favorite prank Phone Caller (Roy D. Mercer) goes screw to screwball with JoBob White (White Trash Matters) in prank calls to each other in this new series coming in 2025! This TEASER SKIT is only an example of what’s coming in Season 7 of ‘Archaic!’ ROY D. MERCER Prank Calls VOLUME 3 coming October 11, 2024!
Teaser also features a “HIDDEN TRACK” the ‘Dark Eurythmy’ Anthology

‘Living Dead Girl’ performed by: Rob Zombie https://open.spotify.com/track/10V8XpuyMoEcSMfM79WDET?si=e94umhnwSg24D0NrrXvIlA

‘Zombie’ performed by: Bad Wolves https://open.spotify.com/track/2ZlrVaKOo5d1QA6903H9wK?si=aDnkb4hSTCC2uNhsacW-wQ

‘The Unforgiven II’ performed by: Metallica https://open.spotify.com/track/0IGXkVRn0uCsgn4FvIfpgB?si=NAEwaHPxRu2JWBvHCq1KlA
34 min
September 12, 2024 S6E3: A Whole Nude World-INTERVIEW with Author Michael Douglas
Author Interview with Michael Douglas about Naturist Resorts and Clothing Optional facilities along with various opinions about this controversial issue. #MichaelDouglas #AnthonyMatthewMello #Archaic #Interview
45 min
September 01, 2024 White Trash 4 EVER: Official Trailer (SPECIAL EDITION)
TRAILER- White Trash 4 EVER (Special Edition). The Extended FOURTH CHAPTER Trailer to this HILARIOUS SAGA. This Episode drops in 2025! This Sneak Peek features a special classic skit and introduces the Four main characters involved in this crazy conflict and a cameo from Billie Jean!!

‘Walk On Water’ performed by: Ozzy Osbourne https://youtu.be/Lep-mfhrIro?si=gv8qCfcs4u0wu76W

‘The Anal Retentive Chef: Cajun Style’ (SNL) performed by: John Goodman and Phil Hartman https://youtu.be/gBQAwLuuDo0?si=KhWZBcsecLA_tsx_

15 min
August 24, 2024 S6E2: ROY D. MERCER RETURNS (Prank Phone Calls)
Skits in this here BONUS Episode Include: The Grass Mower, Smooshed Hand, Don’t Red On Me, Statue of Limitations, and Poacher

40 min