Archaic!

By Anthony Matthew MelloTrue Crime

Archaic! episodes

January 24, 2024 White Trash Matters: ROADSHOW (Chapter 2.5)
CHAPTER 2.5- (WTM Part 2.5 of 5) This Dangerous STAND ALONE Comedy is the First INTERVEQUEL in the WTM Saga and takes place between ‘TOO White Trash’ and ‘EXPECTATIONS!’ The Antiques Roadshow gets the #WhiteTrash treatment as #JoBobWhite gives’ CRAPPY offers in order to make some extra cash in this HILARIOUS PARODY!! ‘What’s Good’ performed by: MiB Legacy, ImonIt, and Vado. MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/CpOLPGr9vP4?si=BLK196O4bQMvvQdr. Includes voice talent from: The One and ONLY Christopher ‘Mutha Fuckin’ Munoz (as ‘Sleepy’) and Customers from the television series.
27 min
January 22, 2024 Season 5 TRAILER- The TOWN BULLY SERIES (True Crime)
**DON’T forget to INTERACT by ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS THAT FOLLOW THESE EPISODES**….. On Friday, February 2- FIVE NEW True Crime Cases will begin releasing in the form of ‘The TOWN BULLY’ Series. The Groundhog DID see his WICKED SHADOW!! Two ‘Town Bullies’ are already available, Season 3, Episodes 3 and 6. They are what gave rise to this new series. In February and March…Prepare to live in FEAR! Claude Dallas (parts 1-2), Earl Gentry, The Bully of Toulon, 1990 Clown Murder, and MORE!!, Trailer theme ‘Batman’ is performed by MiB Legacy and Imonit https://open.spotify.com/album/6UsXl0kptDISXps5TDrSSU?si=zNNCHImNR6qeG3DG093DZA.
3 min
January 22, 2024 TEASER- Billie Jean: White Trash Matters Chapter 3 (feat. SPIES)
TRAILER- #BillieJean ‘White Trash Matters Chapter 3- #EXPECTATIONS. It’s quite the Jungle that JoBob faces in his THIRD outing coming Sooner Than he Thinks…’Come Correct’ performed by MiB Legacy & ImOnIt. https://open.spotify.com/track/0HnKtNw0BYoHlKtVED4Bbx?si=_9D5rp8dTdidWSFdjEBAzA https://open.spotify.com/album/56T1fs7DDUTcXzzx7ybYWx?si=AhXZqSVrTlKwHngwQE74rw. BILLIE JEAN https://open.spotify.com/track/5ChkMS8OtdzJeqyybCc9R5?si=oZUJza0zSkihL3eWqyiTUA. #BillieJean
8 min
January 01, 2024 S4E2: ROY D. MERCER Volume 2 (Prank Phone Calls)
VOLUME 2: This Episode’s Skits Feature: The Court Clerk, The Bank Deposit, The Police Chief, and The Sex Toy Delivery!!!
34 min
December 05, 2023 S4E1: America’s Blue Laws (The Criminal Codes Part 5)
The meaning and History of Laws targeting Sunday. These are Sabbath Laws that affect forms of Entertainment in the United States. Our feature music track for this episode
40 min
November 30, 2023 TRAILER- TOO White Trash (HAN)
‘HAN’ Official trailer for ‘TOO White Trash’ (Coming January 2, 2024) JoBob is back…and this time, the joke is on him!

4 min
November 11, 2023 TEASER- TOO White Trash
TEASER- ‘TOO White Trash’ COMING IN 2024!!This is a Teaser to the HILARIOUS ‘White Trash Matters’ sequel
 
‘Watch the World Burn’ performed by: #FALLINGINREVERSE https://open.spotify.com/artist/2CmaKO2zEGJ1NWpS1yfVGz?si=3CgVfM3gRUW_oddvWkcf-A
 

4 min
August 20, 2023 S3E8: ROY D. MERCER Volume 1 (Prank Phone Calls)
Maiden Voyage of Legendary Leg Puller ROY D. MERCER
Volume 1: Skits Featuring: The Paternity Test, Bad Pager, The Pharmicst, Ball Fungus, and MORE!
30 min
August 10, 2023 White Trash MATTERS - CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 1: (WTM Part 1 of 5) This MAIDENish Episode is the FIRST outing of JoBob White & the ‘White Trash’ SAGA…..LISTENER DISCRETION HIGHLY ADVISED- But You WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!! JoBob complains about life in Arkansas and all the BullShit he has to tolerate…that is until he gets trapped in time and goes on a truly F***ed up Journey that even ‘Bill and Ted’ would envy! MUSIC VIDEO https://youtu.be/zsNcZ9Yozfk?si=O2xM-HHgS1UYBDUV JoBob White, and voice talents from: Billy Bob Thornton, Dennis Quaid, the Sherry, Samuel L. Jackson, B-Rad, Anna Kilpatrick, Ashley Mello and Bud.(feat. Better Laugh Now) by ImOniThttps://open.spotify.com/artist/4q9sjkqvVG2UpkpK7VgPOg?si=Z5te8mnlR7qQ6oXAD8G6jw. #Archaic #AnthonyMatthewMello
45 min
August 01, 2023 S3E5: Maud Crawford: Part 4 (The Culture of Camden)
Has the Berg Family and those that know them the best admitted ALL! (Stay tuned following the end performance to find out where Mike Berg the younger says she really is) The FOURTH and FINAL installation in the Crawford series explores the THEORY of investigators and public opinions. Music Performed by MIB Legacy and ImOniT https://open.spotify.com/track/7cGmXpnWOga8eK2lDJWGbt?si=ZtLHWWhXRGehdSMEuWnKzQ
1 hr 14 min