Join your Tiki-toting Trio of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Five Faces of Darkness Part III” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!

Male-pattern Coolio!! 2/3 Chicago COVID!!! Prime Geeki Tiki!!! Channel 5!! Shouts Out!!! Wheelie and Blurr – Worst duo EVER!!! Docking shaft-first into station holes!! Let us…chuckle!!! GROSS!!! Io Facts!! Dallas Corner!!!

COCKTAIL – 19:00, SHOUT-OUTS – 24:25, REVIEW – 38:34, REAL WORLD – 1:16:32, SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:25:25, ICONIC MOMENT – 1:29:55

Join your fart-box tongue-punchers of the APDC as they review the season 3 episode, “Five Faces of Darkness Part II,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!

Do the Dew!!! Raccoons!! Tree talk!! Sand in all your foldy-folds!! It’s a Decepticon stampede!!! Quintessa: Saturn on acid!! Teaspoon: Cybertron’s Chief Dishwasher!! Grimlock: Bozology!! Quintessons: Space Cucks!! Plasma Bath!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!!

COCKTAIL – 18:00

REVIEW – 25:08

REAL WORLD – 1:05:00

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:22:35

Join your Decepticon Jonestown boys from the APDC as they review the Season 3 premier, “Five Faces of Darkness, Part 1,” from the 1986 classic animated series, The Transformers!

It’s a Lemon Party!!! Buy Us a Drink!! Season Three!!! Spin the wheel, see the Faces!! Fuck that memo!!! Wiggidy-ass planet!! Super irresponsible butt-plug!! Munka Spanka!! Carbombya!! Mutated sick puffer-fish!! Desiccated potato!! In the Real World!! Give until it hurts!!!

14:40 – Cocktail

18:06 – Sunbow Memo

22:53 – Episode Review

1:27:24 – In the Real World

1:44:30 – Script Deviations

We’re back!!! Let’s get scrambled!!! Ghost towns! Camper swapping!! Crazy magnetic field shit!! Strange naming conventions!! Shout-Outs!! What is “sounding?!” Zip-zap the Airbots fight the Stuntrons!! A series of escalations!! Caleb’s a mark-ass mark!! Superion vs. Menasaur!! Satoko Shimonari! Tessho Genda!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! It’s all falling apart!! How do we even talk to the Japanese?!!

21:00 – COCKTAIL

25:25 – SHOUT OUTS!

44:05 – EPISODE REVIEW

1:51:46 – IN THE REAL WORLD

2:00:55 – SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

New Ep#175!!! Join your sideways APDC episode with host Ryan and guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews for Part 3 – THE CONCLUSION of the 2007 Michael Bay Transformers movie review. Do we love it, do we hate it? Inquiring minds want to know!

The Allspark Lament Configuration!!! Why do Cybertronians blink?! Prime has a martyr complex!!! Noah’s Ark, Day 39!!! Iconic Moment?! In the Real World!! Ella, ella, ella…!

New Ep#174!!! Join your sideways APDC episode with host Ryan and guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews for Part 2 of 3 in the 2007 Michael Bay Transformers movie. Do we love it, do we hate it? Inquiring minds want to know!

Maggie + Glen = Chip Chase!! Ladiesman 217!!! How’d you get over there so fast?! 14 rads – enjoy the sterility! Driving through L.A. Pee River!! Homemade underwear!!! No more Frenzy, please!!! The B-Squad!! Hi, I’m Mike Seibert!!!

Join your sideways APDC episode with host Ryan and guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews as they review the polarizing 2007 Michael Bay Transformers movie. Do we love it, do we hate it? Inquiring minds want to know! Part 1 of a 3-episode series!

Encanto! Generational trauma!! It’s just a Tuesday, my dude!!! Groundhog Day!! Bee’s Bat Symbol!!! This is confusing/doesn’t matter/makes no sense!!! Military porn!! Don’t talk to Officer Not-Judd-Nelson!!! Bring the Rain! Left cheek, left cheek, LEFT CHEEK!!!

Movie review starts at 20 mins in

Milk!! Big Ottoman Taints!! Lime-to-the-lemon and lemon-to-the-lime!!! Mental Health: Never use your brain!!! B.0.T.!! I’m confused!! Weird and stupid!!! Swindle!! El Presidente!! Bruticus!! Protectobots!! Why even make it like that!? Slow side-tugs with nubbin’ hands!!! Bundy, Panzram, Shawcross, Crowley!!! Elise Presser and the Dickhead Boys!! Give us our rubles back!!!!

HIATUS NEWS - (8:28)

SHOUT-OUT! - (10:40)

COCKTAIL HOUR - (13:25)

PERSONAL BEST & WORST OF 2021 - (19:12)

"B.O.T." EPISODE REVIEW - (32:58)

Milk!! Big Ottoman Taints!! Lime-to-the-lemon and lemon-to-the-lime!!! Mental Health: Never use your brain!!! B.0.T.!! I’m confused!! Weird and stupid!!! Swindle!! El Presidente!! Bruticus!! Protectobots!! Why even make it like that!? Slow side-tugs with nubbin’ hands!!! Bundy, Panzram, Shawcross, Crowley!!! Elise Presser and the Dickhead Boys!! Give us our rubles back!!!!

HIATUS NEWS - (8:28)

SHOUT-OUT! - (10:40)

COCKTAIL HOUR - (13:25)

PERSONAL BEST & WORST OF 2021 - (19:12)

"B.O.T." EPISODE REVIEW - (33:29)

Dr. Whatever!! Pooptimus Pee!! Captain Alexis! Invincible humans!! Menosaur!! Young Greig Tansley impressions!! Motormaster and Prime play chicken!! Tuggy-wuggy…sucky-sucky!!! Autobot Stunticons, Roll Out!! Champipple!! Need input!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! Jesus Christ’s Cave!!!
(06:50) Going on break!!!!!!!

(20:21) Cocktail of the Week! The MILLIONAIRE!!!

(31:08) Episode Review - Masquerade!!!