We at the APDC were lucky enough to be visited by several special guests this holiday season. We have cut these segments out of our full episode #169 and put them together here for your listening pleasure. PLUS, one extra guest NOT heard from on the main show! Happy holidays!

Here’s a fun fact: It’s the Christmas Special!!! Greig Tansley! Mike Seibert! Alpha Magnus! Bullshit or Not?! Special Calls: Passive Aggressive Bumblebee! Shockwave and his Chicken Nuggies! Who’s the real Jazz?! Starscream needs Olivia Rodrigo tix! Tracks, pleased to meet me! The Ghost of Diminishing Returns! Guadalcanal! Combaticons!! Bruticus!! Devastator!!

Let’s scrape off that Cosmic Rust!!! Wizards!!! Mikel Andrews: Modern with a Magical Twist!! War for the Mages!! Caleb: Cool Jock!! Aaron: Would rather be an addict than a Perv!!! The Slice is Right!!! Starscream fucks with shit!! Ebola of the metal people!! Pull this rock outta me!! Corrostop! Ingredient X…es no bueno!! Lady Liberty!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!!! Deep Thrusting!!!

S’up!!! TFCon Baltimore Recap!! Friends! Food!! Fandom!!! VOMIT!!!! Shout-Outs!!! Ryan offends the Russians!! Dandelion Wine!! Ryan’s Birthday!! Professor Baggy Clothes!! These aren’t racers, they’re Stunticons!! The Pearl of Bahoudin!! This announcer is insane!! Jungle Love!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!! For the ROYALTY!!!

It’s a stone groove!! Egos are fun!! Empire of Rust!!! RPGs...roll with it!! Trivia!!! The Coneheads are on a coffee break!! Sticky wings, or sticky humans?!?! Aerialbots...wing-backed wank-jobs!! The Golden Age of Cybertron!! Orion Pax!! Pouty Lips!! Guardian thighs are thicc!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! She’s no Lucille Jett!!!

Effendi!! Fall Break!!! Are you Parent-Man, here?! We’re at TFCon right now!! Why buy the mouse when you can get the cow for free??! Alcoholic baby-blood!! This is super boring and nothing matters!! Combaticons...who are they, ah, just go with it!! Griffin Fortress?? Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment? Am I in hell?? Did I die!?!?

Have you seen this man?!? Shout out to unknown Japanese man!! Vector Sigma is back! Who reactivates me?! Kill me...I should not live!!! The Flint Deli!! Vector Caroli!!! John Kerry is my homeboy!! Soundwave, go to Walgreens!! Stunticons vs Aerialbots!! Menosaur and, fuck yeah, Superion!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! Someone should be honest with me!!!

Rama-lama-ding-dong!!! Wolf Cat Man!!! Tryin’ to fix my algorithm!! Shout-Outs! Bop-shu-bop-shu-bop!!! Military grade!!! So much for your security, Prowl!! Mussolini: the Keystone Kops of Fascism!! Space Bridge: open for business! Hooah, we walked toe-first into the zing zone!!! Vector Sigma: old as shit…sucks!!! Disney lemmings on a turntable!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Mary Poppins, with breasts!!! Dip-da-dip-da-dip!!!

Not bad-good…just bad-BAD!!! Hollywood stories!! On my god, so much wrapping paper!!! Hoop deVilles!! Ryan Jett: Master of Finance!! You’re not a vehicle-robot!! Why is there a sky, outside?!? Let’s build a bridge over Dirge!! Megatron has lost his goddamn mind!!! Get those negatives, NOW!!! Script Deviations? Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Good job, Moist!!

Greig Tansley returns!! Asshole Aussie shit bird trivia!! Astoria: It’s her party and she’ll cry if she wants to!! The Coneheads hate these gazebos!! If a little homunculus punches my colon, I’d probably shit myself!!! Who, whom, him, her?!? Spike is SO THIRSTY!!! Don’t you EVER touch my necklace!! You got city-hands, Mr. Hooper!!! Do the Neutron Dance!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!! Back off, Warchild. Seriously!!!