Oliver might be the youngest headteacher in the history of education. He joins Joe and Tom to outline all the rules before kids go back to school next week. They cover all the big topics like football sizes, assembly songs and what children might draw on the toilet walls. 

Don’t worry, if Oliver is your headteacher, your child will be fine. Everyone else is fucked. 

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