Bad Book Bash

Feyre and Rhysand have a romantic night at a run-down inn, where they finally release their sexual tension onto each other. It's as cringe as you'd imagine. The girls talk about what Jesus' sex life was probably like.

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We are still stuck on the scene where Feyre is giving Rhys a lap dance in front of his whole family and the court, just because the quotes are insurmountable. The girls talk about some of their toxic dating experiences, and get into a serious discussion about how these fantasy romance books portray relationships for young women

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Feyre, Rhysand, and entourage visit Rhysand's hometown, aka the Court of Nightmares. While they're on their secret mission, Feysand put on a pornographic show in front of the whole court as a "distraction". Be prepared for extremely cringe quotes and more descriptions of women's breasts doing things that breasts are not capable of.

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Rhysand and Feyre keep flirting with each other as they talk about how wing size correlates to...other body parts. Jess shares a tale about a guy she knew who grew a mushroom on said body part from a trip to Amsterdam

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The book starts feeling more like a fever dream as Rhysand, Feyre, and entourage head to the Court of Nightmares. Feyre and Rhysand continue their weird flirty bantering, will-they-won't-they thing as they communicate through her hand portal

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Rhys, Feyre, and entourage manage to steal a magic book which has the ability to smell and is also quite sassy

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Lots of sexiness **attempted** in this episode. First, Feyre and Rhys go clubbing (party like its 1099!) and then they go home to sext each other through Feyre's weird stalker hand portal. Afterwards, they break into the Summer Court to steal a magic book. Meanwhile, Jess and Sinead reminisce about their times as rebellious, nauseous Irish teenagers, puking in potted plants at da club

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Feyre and Rhys' entourage take a little trip to the human realm to convince her sisters to help them gather the humans' support. Despite being very rich because of Feyre, Nesta is still a mega bitch and stupidly tries to pick fights with ancient faerie warriors. Rhys tricks Feyre into sharing a bed with him, because you can't have a romantic fantasy novel without a lack of consent. Also, Jess and Sinead talk about the show "Border Security" again

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Ianthe's disturbing past is revealed in this episode, turns out she's just another in a long line of women who have sexually harassed Rhys. Feyre, being the immature teenager that she still is, still lacks sympathy for his troubled past. Sinead talks about her excessive use of baby oil, Jess demonstrates what it looks like for boobs to bob while you walk

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We met up for a second time to continue our review of Sarah J. Maas' book "A Court of Mist and Fury", the sequel to "A Court of Thorns and Roses". Sinead and Jess go over the events from episodes 1-6, and can't seem to get over all the dry fingering. Jess keeps imagining Rhys as Channing Tatum, so that is the imagery we're going to go with. Also, Feyre's eye tattoo can apparently HEAR thoughts??

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