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【白蔥仔公主】EP03-公主v.s.殺手 台語白話字 Tâi-gí POJ (Pe̍h-ōe-jī)
講趣味ê台語，做趣味ê代誌，【狡怪囡仔古】是做工á人工作室製作ê全新單元，歡迎收聽【白蔥á公主】，真ló͘-la̍t，真感謝。
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【漢羅版】
各位線頂ê聽眾朋友，ta̍k-ke平安, ta̍k-ke好, 歡迎收聽做工á人phá-kheh-su̍h-to͘h，我是主持人Bí-leng！講趣味ê台語，做趣味ê代誌，【狡怪囡仔古】chit ê節目是由咱做工á人工作室製作，今á日beh講--ê，是咱「白蔥á公主」第3集，王后派人欲下殺手，公主危險--à！紲--lòe會發生啥物代誌，咱緊ka聽--落-去！
王后派hō͘白蔥á公主ê chit ê查埔人，是較早伊tī詐騙集團ê時陣，熟似--ê 1 ê烏社會大歹人，chit táu chhōe伊來接ê chit ê khè-suh真簡單：
「你kā公主chhōa入去樹林á內面，無人chhōe會tio̍h ê所在，ka tu̍h ho͘死，án-ne to̍h有…3萬。」
「Eh eh eh！你是m̄-bat行情nih，chit款khè-suh，攏mā是100萬起跳！」
「Hăⁿ--àⁿ？Chiah貴？Ah無50萬？」
「你到底是beh chhōe我刣人，a̍h是beh chhōe我刣價haⁿh？」
落尾chit條in chhiâu kah 99萬，王后koh想beh ka開6個月ê票，m̄-koh殺手驚伊會跳票，堅持kan-na beh收現金，出發進前to̍h愛先la̍p 7成。
白蔥á公主kah chit ê殺手裝ê護衛，行走入去樹林á內底，公主沿路ná行ná食，行無半點鐘久，to̍h kā 2人份ê便當食--去-ah。殺手看tio̍h伊ê便當去hông sut了了，淡薄á吞忍bē loeh，準備beh kā伊藏--起-來ê刀拔--出-來，雄雄1肢白蔥蔥ê手，伸入去伊ê外套內底，kā hit支刀khiang--去，to̍h看tio̍h白蔥á公主笑微微講：「Ŏa-à，chit支刀真水neh，借我sńg--1-ē。」殺手規ê人戇神--去，過3秒鐘，chiah想tio̍h ài趕緊去kā刀搶--轉-來，目1-ē chîn，soah看tio̍h公主kā刀giâ懸懸，歡喜kah tī hia ná笑ná跳舞，chit款天真ê gín-á性，hō͘咱chit ê殺手先生--à，看1下soah去ho͘迷--去，koh過5秒鐘，伊chiah雄雄回魂，目睭kheh-kheh teh hia大力hàiⁿ頭：「M̄-tio̍h，我ê任務是beh ho͘死，ài較專心--leh，我是phú-lo͘h--ê！」伊目睭thí開，滿面殺氣，soah發見白蔥á公主m̄知走去toeh--ah，伊趕緊喝：「公主，你tī tó位？」想講，kám會藏teh樹á叢內底？伊to̍h附近ê樹á叢，1欉1欉ka péng看māi，chit時，soah m̄知去踢tio̍h啥，規ê人跋跋--倒，ai-ioh，痛kah beh死，伊ê腳去ho͘ liô 1 sûn 3寸長ê孔嘴，血直直流，伊注神ka看，竟然是伊hit支刀，hō͘人插teh樹根頂頭！「Ái-iā，chit ê該死ê白蔥á公主，敢kā我創孔，che gún祖傳ê寶刀，你凊彩kă捎去sńg，koh烏白擲害我受傷，氣死人--ah！」
白蔥á公主chit-má人食飽飽，tī樹林á內se̍h來se̍h去，伊想講：
「Teh厝--ni̍h khû chiah久--ah，第1 kái走kah chiah遠ê所在，chiâⁿ好sńg neh。」
Tī林á內，伊看tio̍h較早m̄-bat看--過ê大隻蝶á，
「Ŏa-à」，看tio̍h花chōa親像虎kāng款，黃--ê、烏--ê 1 chōa 1 chōa，有夠大隻ê虎頭蜂，伊mā是「Ŏa-à」，koh看tio̍h 1尾蛇，頭展--開ká-ná飯匙ê形，伊mā是「Ŏa-à」。伊看tio̍h啥攏感覺chiok新奇，根本to̍h無注意tio̍h講，原本tòe teh身軀邊ê hit ê護衛早to̍h無--去-ah，伊tú-chiah kā人ê寶刀凊彩捎去sńg，koh烏白擲，伊mā ka放bē記，上hàm--ê是，伊是為tio̍h啥代誌出門--ê，mā攏總bē記--chit。
伊一直sńg kah beh暗á，chiah想tio̍h講：「Ah，我kám會走siuⁿ遠？」雄雄發見伊行m̄知路--ah，到chit陣伊chiah想tio̍h講，beh出門ê時，王后有派1 ê護衛陪tī伊身軀邊。「Ĕ？Hit ê人nah ē走無--去-ah？Hò͘，chit kho͘ nah ē chiah無責無任haⁿh！Ah m̄是beh chhōa我去食好料--ê？」公主kā手機á the̍h--出-來，想beh看1-ē-á網路地圖，soah發見chia根本都無信號，伊kā手機á giâ懸懸，chia比--1-ē，hia比--1-ē，天公khah án怎拜mā無信號。「Nah ē án-ne--lah，無網路我是beh án怎活--落-去，救人o͘h，救人o͘h！」
白蔥á公主tī樹林á內底án怎都chhōe無路，過無偌久，天色to̍h規ê暗--落-來，伊行規工，實在有夠thiám，1 ê人tī hia，強beh哭--出-來，chit時，伊看tio̍h面頭前有1間大別莊，he別莊koh有kah游泳池。公主趕緊去挵門，
「有人tī--leh-無？有人tī--leh-無？」
挵規晡久soah攏無人應。伊對窗á門ka看--入-去，內底暗眠摸，看--起-來是無人tī--leh。窗á無鎖，公主直接to̍h ka peh--入-去，蠟燭ka點--leh to̍h四界看，無彩che厝起kah chiah大間，無糖無鹽koh無電視，灶腳無米mā無點心，架á頂ê小說破糊糊，ang-á冊soah chhun he第2集。白蔥á公主目睭眼tio̍h壁角hia有1腳大桶á，內底攏是原子筆，he原子筆hoⁿh貯kah tīⁿ-tīⁿ-tīⁿ，公主to̍h凊彩捎1支起來看。原子筆ê頂頭有1粒愛心，he愛心ka chhi̍h--lòe，筆尾to̍h會thóng--出-來，to̍h ē-tàng寫字。白蔥á公主chŏaⁿ gia̍h原子筆，teh人壁頂烏白chō，伊原本想beh畫1隻豬，chiah畫無2撇，to̍h發見，ĕ？Che筆nah ē chiah歹寫？Koh換2支筆，ta̍k支都chiok歹寫，chiah-nī歹寫ê筆，in是án怎ài chhoân chiah濟支？Kám講，che筆nā收集100支，to̍h ē-tàng換限定版ê便當？白蔥á公主ná tī hia烏白想，手ná chiān，厝--eh啥物物件攏ka摸摸看看--leh，櫥á門1-ê-á 1-ê ka phah ho͘開，總算是去hō͘伊chhiau tio̍h 2罐果子醬hām 3包俗pháng，想講規工to̍h kan-na早起食hit 2粒便當，chín腹肚chiok iau--ê，湯匙á the̍h--leh，果子醬to̍h ka挖起來食，2罐1-ē-á to̍h sut了了，sòa--落-來，he俗pháng 1塊接1塊chiⁿ teh嘴--eh，a̍h無物件通配，愈食愈感覺無滋味。
Chit ê時陣，外面有幾ê烏影，liam腳liam手，bih tī外口偷看。In攏總有7 ê人，ta̍k-ê攏生kah矮tàiⁿ-tàiⁿ，m̄-koh漢草koh chiâⁿ好，武腯武腯án-ne。In bih tī外口講：
「是án怎有生份人teh咱兜？」
「Koh凊彩捎咱ê物件去食！」
「伊一定是賊á！」
「Lín ka看，伊皮膚有夠白，kám講…伊是….」
「白賊！」
「白賊m̄是chit ê意思--lah！」
原來，chit間別莊是in兜，in今á日工課tăⁿ做soah，tú到厝beh食飯，soah發見厝--ni̍h ke 1 ê生份人。In其中1 ê尿緊kah bē顧--eh，a̍h m̄管生份人猶tī厝內，to̍h beh入去顧便所，想bē到鎖匙插入去鎖匙孔，soah發見門去hông ùi內面鎖--起-來。伊大聲挵門，
「Eh！你是siáng？你是án怎tī goán兜內底，koh kā門鎖--起-來？」
內底hit ê生份人soah顛倒ka問講：「Beh chhōe siáng，主人無tī--leh-ō͘！」
Hăⁿ？你koh知影你m̄是主人o͘h？白蔥á公主kā門phah開，in 7 ê人隨to̍h chông--入-去，kā chit ê生份人圍--起-來。有1 ê人看tio̍h桌頂he食無了ê俗pháng，to̍h問講：「你是án怎kā goán ê物件食kah chhun án-ne？He是goán 7 ê人，按算beh食2工ê gia̍h neh！」
「Hăⁿ--à？Lín nah ē食hiah少，莫怪ē生kah chiah-nī矮！飯ài加食--寡，m̄通揀食，知--無？」
Chit寡人足氣--ê，一直問講：「你是siáng？」「你是án怎tī goán壁頂畫1隻豬？」
公主看tio̍h chit幾ê人án-ne歹chhèng-chhèng，趕緊the̍h出伊ê絕招，嘴舌thó͘--1-ē，目睭nih--1-ē，1 ki腳khiàu--起-來，koh比1 ê啾咪，然後自我紹介，講：
「我是有180萬fans ê白蔥á公主，chiú-mi！♥」
想bē到圍tī伊身軀邊chit幾ê矮á冬瓜，完全無hō͘伊面子，應講：
「我無愛白蔥á！」「我較ài蒜頭！」「芋á！」「芫荽！」，in竟然m̄-bat白蔥á公主，mā m̄知啥物是啾咪，chit招對in無效--lah。公主koh問：「Án-ne，lín kám知影tó位有網路信號？」
「Hăⁿ？He是啥？」
Chit聲白蔥á公主chiah知影，原來chit ê樹林á內面，根本to̍h無網路信號，chit寡人平常時mā無teh看電視，chiah會m̄-bat伊chit ê網chhèng，甚至in內底看--起-來上細漢ê hit ê，koh問講：
「伊講 ê hit ê fans是啥haⁿh？」
另外1 ê ka應講：
「He in鬥陣--ê-lah！」「Hăⁿ？In鬥陣--ê有180萬ê？」
Chit 7 ê人，kā白蔥á公主圍kah密chiuh-chiuh，beh走都走bē離，in koh the̍h伊食chhun ê俗pháng，tu去伊面頭前，問伊講：「Goán ê食物--leh？你講--ā！你講--ā！你講--ā！」公主一世人m̄-bat tú-tio̍h chit款範勢，伊有淡薄á驚，in一直teh問講：「Goán ê食物--leh，你講--ā，你nah ē m̄講話？」Chit時，白蔥á公主雄雄笑--出-來，伊chit-má chiah想tio̍h講，chit幾ê人，chiah-nī興食，án-ne應該足好鬥陣。伊ùi伊ê lak袋á，khêng出7塊梅á餅，雙手捧--leh，hō͘ in 1人ni 1塊，1234567，ĕ？Nah會有1 ê人無分tio̍h餅？原來是最後1塊餅，公主iau-sâi kâng食食--去，無食--tio̍h hit-ê teh激氣，走去邊--á teh使性地。Ah ū食tio̍h餅ê hit 6 ê--leh？Ĕ--è，梅á餅吞lŏe腹肚--ni̍h，m̄-bat食--過ê好滋味，心內是歡喜koh好奇，自然to̍h無koh再受氣！
若是講tio̍h食--ê，ta̍k-ke攏足有趣味，ah無我先來食宵夜，咱今á日ê節目to̍h先講到chia，感謝ta̍k-ke收聽咱狡怪囡á古，白蔥á公主！
Chit ê故事，是由咱做工á人工作室製作，編劇：Chiá-siông，演出：Bí-leng，音樂kah影片：Niau-tāu，字幕/校對：A-chin in ang。今á日ê故事聽了若感覺有趣味，請kā阮chhi̍h讚，注文，tàu宣傳--ō͘！Lín小小ê鼓勵，lóng會hō͘阮大大ê動力！Ló͘-la̍t！再會！
【Pe̍h-ōe-jī pán】
Kok-ūi sòaⁿ-téng ê thiaⁿ-chiòng pêng-iú, ta̍k-ke pêng-an, ta̍k-ê hó, hoan-gêng siu-thiaⁿ Chò-kang-á-lâng phá-kheh-su̍h-to͘h, góa sī chú-chhî-jîn Bí-leng! Kóng chhù-bī ê Tâi-gí, chò chhù-bī ê tāi-chì, “Káu-koài Gín-á-kó͘” chit ê chiat-bo̍k sī iû lán Chò-kang-á-lâng Kang-chok-sek chè-chok, kin-á-ji̍t beh kóng--ê, sī lán “Pe̍h-chhang-á Kong-chú” tē 3 chi̍p, ông-hiō phài lâng beh hē sat-chhiú, kong-chú hûi-hiám--à! Sòa--lòe ē hoat-seng siáⁿ-mih tāi-chì, lán kín ka thiaⁿ--lo̍h-khì!
Ông-hiō phài hō͘ Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ê chit ê cha-po͘-lâng, sī khah-chá i tī chà-phiàn chi̍p-thoân ê sî-chūn, se̍k-sāi--ê 1 ê o͘-siā-hōe tōa pháiⁿ-lâng, chit táu chhōe i lâi chiap ê chit ê khè-suh chin kán-tan: “Lí kā kong-chú chhōa ji̍p-khì chhiū-nâ-á lāi-bīn, bô lâng chhōe ē tio̍h ê só͘-chāi, ka tu̍h ho͘ sí, án-ne to̍h ū 3 bān.” “Eh eh eh! Lí sī m̄-bat hâng-chêng nih, chit khoán khè-suh, lóng mā sī 100 bān khí thiàu!” “Hăⁿ--àⁿ? Chiah kùi? Ah bô 50 bān?” “Lí tàu-té sī beh chhōe góa thâi lâng, a̍h sī beh chhōe góa thâi-kè haⁿh?” Lo̍h-bóe chit tiâu in chhiâu kah 99 bān, ông-hiō koh siūⁿ beh ka khui 6 kó-goe̍h ê phiò, m̄-koh sat-chhiú kiaⁿ i ē thiàu-phiò, kian-chhî kan-na beh siu hiān-kim, chhut-hoat chìn-chêng to̍h ài seng la̍p 7 siâⁿ.
Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú kah chit ê sat-chhiú chng ê hō͘-ōe, kiâⁿ ji̍p-khì chhiū-nâ-á lāi-té, kong-chú iân-lō͘ ná kiâⁿ ná chia̍h, kiâⁿ bô pòaⁿ tiám-cheng kú, to̍h kā 2 lâng hūn ê piān-tong chia̍h--khì-ah. Sat-chhiú khòaⁿ tio̍h i ê piān-tong khì hông sut liáu-liáu, tām-po̍h-á thun-lún bē loeh, chún-pī beh kā i chhàng--khí-lâi ê to poe̍h--chhut-lâi, hiông-hiông 1 ki pe̍h-chhang-chhang ê chhiú, chhun ji̍p-khì i ê gōa-thò lāi-té, kā hit ki to khiang--khì, to̍h khòaⁿ tio̍h Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chhiò-bi-bi kóng: “Ŏa-à, chit ki to chin súi neh, chioh góa sńg--1-ē.” Sat-chhiú kui ê lâng gōng-sîn--khì, kòe 3 bió-cheng, chiah siūⁿ tio̍h ài kóaⁿ-kín khì kā to chhiúⁿ--tńg-lâi, ba̍k 1-ē chîn, soah khòaⁿ tio̍h kong-chú kā to giâ koân-koân, hoaⁿ-hí kah tī hia ná chhiò ná thiàu-bú, chit khoán thian-chin ê gín-á-sèng, hō͘ lán chit ê sat-chhiú sian-seⁿ--à, khòaⁿ 1 ē soah khì ho͘ bê--khì, koh kòe 5 bió-cheng, i chiah hiông-hiông hôe-hûn, ba̍k-chiu kheh-kheh teh hia tōa la̍t hàiⁿ-thâu: “M̄-tio̍h, góa ê jīm-bū sī beh ho͘ sí, ài khah choan-sim--leh, góa sī phú-lo͘h--ê!” I ba̍k-chiu thí khui, boán-bīn sat khì, soah hoat-kiàn Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú m̄ chai cháu khì toeh--ah, i kóaⁿ-kín hoah: “Kong-chú, lí tī tó-ūi?” Siūⁿ kóng, kám ē chhàng teh chhiū-á-châng lāi-té? I to̍h hū-kīn ê chhiū-á-châng, 1 châng 1 châng ka péng khòaⁿ-māi, chit sî, soah m̄ chai khì that tio̍h siáⁿ, kui ê lâng poa̍h-poa̍h--tó, ai-ioh, thiàⁿ kah beh sí, i ê kha khì ho͘ liô 1 sûn 3 chhùn tn̂g ê khang-chhùi, hoeh ti̍t-ti̍t lâu, i chù-sîn ka khòaⁿ, kèng-jiân sī i hit ki to, hō͘ lâng chhah teh chhiū-kin téng-thâu! “Ái-iā, chit ê kai-sí ê Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú, káⁿ kā góa chhòng-khang, che gún chó͘-thoân ê pó-to, lí chhìn-chhái kă sa khì sńg, koh o͘-pe̍h tàn hāi góa siū-siong, khì sí lâng--ah!”
Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chit-má lâng chia̍h pá-pá, tī chhiū-nâ-á lāi se̍h lâi se̍h khì, i siūⁿ kóng: “Teh chhù--ni̍h khû chiah kú--ah, tē 1 kái cháu kah chiah hn̄g ê só͘-chāi, chiâⁿ hó sńg neh.” Tī nâ-á lāi, i khòaⁿ tio̍h khah chá m̄-bat khòaⁿ--kòe ê tōa chiah ia̍h-á, “Ŏa-à”, khòaⁿ tio̍h hoe-chōa chhin-chhiūⁿ hó͘ kāng-khoán, n̂g--ê, o͘--ê 1 chōa 1 chōa, ū kàu tōa chiah ê hó͘-thâu-phang, i mā sī “Ŏa-à”, koh khòaⁿ tio̍h 1 bóe chôa, thâu thián--khui ká-ná pn̄g-sî ê hêng, i mā sī “Ŏa-à”. I khòaⁿ tio̍h siáⁿ lóng kám-kak chiok sin-kî, kin-pún to̍h bô chù-ì tio̍h kóng, goân-pún tòe teh sin-khu piⁿ ê hit ê hō͘-ōe chá to̍h bô--khì-ah, i tú-chiah kā lâng ê pó-to chhìn-chhái sa khì sńg, koh o͘-pe̍h tàn, i mā ka pàng bē-kì, siōng hàm--ê sī, i sī ūi-tio̍h siáⁿ tāi-chì chhut-mn̂g--ê, mā lóng-chóng bē-kì--chit.
I it-ti̍t sńg kah beh-àm-á, chiah siūⁿ tio̍h kóng: “Ah, góa kám ē cháu siuⁿ hn̄g?” Hiông-hiông hoat-kiàn i kiâⁿ m̄-chai lō͘--ah, kàu chit-chūn i chiah siūⁿ tio̍h kóng, beh chhut-mn̂g ê sî, ông-hiō ū phài 1 ê hō͘-ōe pôe tī i sin-khu piⁿ. “Ĕ? Hit ê lâng nah ē cháu bô--khì-ah? Hò͘, chit kho͘ nah ē chiah bô chek bô jīm haⁿh! Ah m̄-sī beh chhōa góa khì chia̍h hó-liāu--ê?” Kong-chú kā chhiú-ki-á the̍h--chhut-lâi, siūⁿ beh khòaⁿ 1-ē-á bāng-lō͘ tē-tô͘, soah hoat-kiàn chia kin-pún to bô sìn-hō, i kā chhiú-ki-á giâ koân-koân, chia pí--1-ē, hia pí--1-ē, thian-kong khah án-chóaⁿ pài mā bô sìn-hō. “Nah ē án-ne--lah, bô bāng-lō͘ góa sī beh án-chóaⁿ oa̍h--lo̍h-khì, kiù-lâng o͘h, kiù-lâng o͘h!”
Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú tī chhiū-nâ-á lāi-té án-chóaⁿ to chhōe bô lō͘, kòe bô jōa-kú, thiⁿ-sek to̍h kui ê àm--lo̍h-lâi, i kiâⁿ kui kang, si̍t-chāi ū kàu thiám, 1 ê lâng tī hia kiōng-beh
khàu--chhut-lâi, chit-sî, i khòaⁿ tio̍h bīn-thâu-chêng ū 1 keng tōa pia̍t-chong, he pia̍t-chong koh ū kah iû-éng-tî. Kong-chú kóaⁿ-kín khì lòng-mn̂g, “Ū lâng tī--leh-bô? Ū lâng tī--leh-bô?” Lòng kui po͘ kú soah lóng bô lâng ìn. I ùi thang-á-mn̂g ka khòaⁿ--ji̍p-khì, lāi-té àm-bîn-bong, khòaⁿ--khí-lâi sī bô lâng tī--leh. Thang-á bô só, kong-chú ti̍t-chiap to̍h ka peh--ji̍p-khì, la̍h-chek ka tiám--leh to̍h sì-kè khòaⁿ, bô-chhái che chhù khí kah chiah tōa keng, bô thn̂g bô iâm koh bô tiān-sī, chàu-kha bô bí mā bô tiám-sim, kè-á téng ê siáu-soat phòa kô͘-kô͘, ang-á-chheh soah chhun he tē 2 chi̍p. Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ba̍k-chiu gán tio̍h piah-kak hia ū 1 kha tōa tháng-á, lāi-té lóng sī goân-chú-pit, he goân-chú-pit hoⁿh té kah tīⁿ-tīⁿ-tīⁿ, kong-chú to̍h chhìn-chhái sa 1 ki khí-lâi khòaⁿ. Goân-chú-pit ê téng-thâu ū 1 lia̍p ài-sim, he ài-sim ka chhi̍h--lòe, pit-bóe to̍h ē thóng--chhut-lâi, to̍h ē-tàng siá jī. Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chŏaⁿ gia̍h goân-chú-pit, teh lâng piah-téng o͘-pe̍h chō, i goân-pún siūⁿ beh ōe 1 chiah ti, chiah ōe bô 2 phiat, to̍h hoat-kiàn, ĕ? Che pit neh ē chiah pháiⁿ siá? Koh ōaⁿ 2 ki pit, ta̍k ki to chiok pháiⁿ siá, chiah-nī pháiⁿ siá ê pit, in sī án-chóaⁿ ài chhoân chiah chē ki? Kám kóng, che pit nā siu-chi̍p 100 ki, to̍h ē-tàng ōaⁿ hān-tiāⁿ pán ê piān-tong? Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ná tī hia o͘-pe̍h siūⁿ, chhiú ná chiān, chhù--eh siáⁿ-mih mi̍h-kiāⁿ lóng ka bong-bong khòaⁿ-khòaⁿ--leh, tû-á mn̂g 1-ê-á 1-ê ka phah ho͘ khui, chóng-sǹg sī khì hō͘ i chhiau tio̍h 2 koàn kóe-chí-chiùⁿ hām 3 pau sio̍k-pháng, siūⁿ kóng kui kang to̍h kan-na chá-khí chia̍h hit 2 lia̍p piān-tong, chín pak-tó͘ chiok iau--ê, thng-sî-á the̍h--leh, kóe-chí-chiùⁿ to̍h ka ó͘ khí-lâi chia̍h, 2 koàn 1-ē-á to̍h sut liáu-liáu, sòa--lo̍h-lâi, he sio̍k-pháng 1 tè chiap 1 tè chiⁿ teh chhùi--eh, a̍h bô mi̍h-kiāⁿ thang phòe, jú chia̍h jú kám-kak bô chu-bī.
Chit ê sî-chūn, gōa-bīn ū kúi ê o͘-iáⁿ, liam-kha liam-chhiú, bih tī gōa-kháu thau-khòaⁿ. In lóng-chóng ū 7 ê lâng, ta̍k-ê lóng seⁿ kah é-tàiⁿ-tàiⁿ, m̄-koh hàn-chháu koh chiâⁿ hó, bú-tún bú-tún án-ne. In bih tī gōa-kháu kóng: “Sī án-chóaⁿ ū chheⁿ-hūn-lâng teh lán tau?”
“Koh chhìn-chhái sa lán ê mi̍h-kiāⁿ khì chia̍h!”
“I it-tēng sī chha̍t-á!”
“Lín ka khòaⁿ, i phôe-hu ū kàu pe̍h, kám kóng…I sī….”
“Pe̍h-chha̍t!”
“Pe̍h-chha̍t m̄-sī chit ê ì-sù--lah!”
Goân-lâi, chit-keng pia̍t-chong sī in tau, in kin-á-ji̍t khang-khòe tăⁿ chò soah, tú kàu chhù beh chia̍h-pn̄g, soah hoat-kiàn chhù--ni̍h ke 1 ê chheⁿ-hūn-lâng. In kî-tiong 1 ê jiō kín kah bē kò͘--eh, a̍h m̄-koán chheⁿ-hūn-lâng iáu tī chhù-lāi, to̍h beh ji̍p-khì kò͘ piān-só͘, siūⁿ bē kàu só-sî chhah ji̍p-khì só-sî khang, soah hoat-kiàn mn̂g khì hông ùi lāi-bīn só--khí-lâi.
I tōa-siaⁿ lòng-mn̂g, “Eh! Lí sī siáng? Lí sī án-chóaⁿ tī goán tau lāi-té, koh kā mn̂g só--khí-lâi?”
Lāi-té hit ê chheⁿ-hūn-lâng soah tian-tò ka mn̄g kóng: “Beh chhōe siáng, chú-lâng bô tī--leh-ō͘!” Hăⁿ? Lí koh chai-iáⁿ lí m̄-sī chú-lâng o͘h? Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú kā mn̂g phah khui, in 7 ê lâng sûi to̍h chông--ji̍p-khì, kā chit ê chheⁿ-hūn-lâng ûi--khí-lâi. Ū 1 ê lâng khòaⁿ tio̍h toh-téng he chia̍h bô liáu ê sio̍k-pháng, to̍h mn̄g kóng: “Lí sī án-chóaⁿ kā goán ê mi̍h-kiāⁿ chia̍h kah chhun án-ne? He sī goán 7 ê lâng, àn-sǹg beh chia̍h 2 kang ê gia̍h neh!”
“Hăⁿ--à? Lín nah ē chia̍h hiah chió, bo̍k-koài ē seⁿ kah chiah-nī é! Pn̄g ài ke chia̍h--kóa, m̄-thang kéng chia̍h, chai--bô?”
Chit kóa lâng chiok khì--ê, it-ti̍t mn̄g kóng: “Lí sī siáng?” “Lí sī án-chóaⁿ tī goán piah-téng ōe 1 chiah ti?”
Kong-chú khòaⁿ tio̍h chit kúi ê lâng án-ne pháiⁿ-chhèng-chhèng, kóaⁿ-kín the̍h chhut i ê choa̍t-chiau, chhùi-chi̍h thó͘--1-ē, ba̍k-chiu nih--1-ē, 1 ki kha khiàu--khí-lâi, koh pí 1 ê chiú-mi, jiân-āu chū-ngó͘ siāu-kài, kóng: “Góa sī ū 180 bān fans ê Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú, chiú-mi! ♥” Siūⁿ bē kàu ûi tī i sin-khu piⁿ chit kúi ê é-á-tang-koe, oân-choân bô hō͘ i bīn-chú, ìn kóng: “Góa bô ài pe̍h-chhang-á!” “Góa khah ài soàn-thâu!” “Ō͘-á!” “Iân-sui!”, in kèng-jiân m̄-bat Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú, mā m̄-chai siáⁿ-mih sī chiú-mi, chit chiau tùi in bô-hāu--lah. Kong-chú koh mn̄g: “Án-ne, lín kám chai-iáⁿ tó-ūi ū bāng-lō͘ sìn-hō?” “Hăⁿ? He sī saⁿh?”
Chit siaⁿ Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chiah chai-iáⁿ, goân-lâi chit ê chhiū-nâ-á lāi-bīn, kin-pún to̍h bô bāng-lō͘ sìn-hō, chit kóa lâng pêng-siông sî mā bô teh khòaⁿ tiān-sī, chiah ē m̄-bat i chit ê bāng-chhèng, sīm-chì in lāi-té khòaⁿ--khí-lâi siōng sè-hàn hit ê, koh mn̄g kóng: “I kóng ê hit ê fans sī siaⁿh haⁿh?” Lēng-gōa 1 ê ka ìn kóng: “He in tàu-tīn--ê-lah!” “Hăⁿ? In tàu-tīn--ê ū 180 bān ê?”
Chit 7 ê lâng, kā Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ûi kah ba̍t-chiuh-chiuh, beh cháu to cháu bē lī, in koh the̍h i chia̍h chhun ê sio̍k-pháng, tu khì i bīn-thâu-chêng, mn̄g i kóng: “Goán ê si̍t-bu̍t--leh? Lí kóng--ā! Lí kóng--ā! Lí kóng--ā!” Kong-chú chi̍t-sì-lâng m̄-bat tú-tio̍h chit khoán pān-sè, i ū tām-po̍h-á kiaⁿ, in it-ti̍t teh mn̄g kóng: “Goán ê si̍t-bu̍t--leh, lí kóng--ā, lí nah ē m̄ kóng-ōe?” Chit sî, Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú hiông-hiông chhiò--chhut-lâi, i chit-má chiah siūⁿ tio̍h kóng, chit kúi ê lâng, chiah-nī hèng chia̍h, án-ne èng-kai chiok hó tàu-tīn. I ùi i ê lak-tē-á, khêng chhut 7 tè bôe-á-piáⁿ, siang-chhiú phóng--leh, hō͘ in 1 lâng ni 1 tè, 1234567, ĕ? Nah ē ū 1 ê lâng bô pun tio̍h piáⁿ? Goân-lâi sī chòe-āu 1 tè piáⁿ, kong-chú iau-sâi kâng chia̍h-chia̍h--khì, bô chia̍h--tio̍h hit-ê teh kek-khì, cháu khì piⁿ--á teh sái sèng-tē. Ah ū chia̍h tio̍h piáⁿ hit 6 ê--leh? Ĕ--è, bôe-á-piáⁿ thun lŏe pak-tó͘--ni̍h, m̄-bat chia̍h--kòe ê hó chu-bī, sim-lāi sī hoaⁿ-hí koh hòⁿ-kî, chū-jiân to̍h bô koh chài siū-khì!
Nā sī kóng tio̍h chia̍h--ê, ta̍k-ke lóng chiok ū chhù-bī, ah bô góa seng-lâi chia̍h siau-iā, lán kin-á-ji̍t ê chiat-bo̍k to̍h seng kóng kàu chia, kám-siā ta̍k-ke siu-thiaⁿ lán “Káu-koài Gín-á-kó͘”, “Pe̍h-chhang-á Kong-chú”!
KChit ê kò͘-sū, sī iû lán Chò-kang-á-lâng Kang-chok-sek chè-chok, Phian-kio̍k: Chiá-siông, Ián-chhut: Bí-leng, Im-ga̍k/Iáⁿ-phìⁿ: Niau-tāu, Jī-bō͘/Kàu-tùi: A-chin in ang. Kin-á-ji̍t ê kò͘-sū thiaⁿ liáu nā kám-kak ū chhù-bī, chhiáⁿ kā goán chhi̍h chán, chù-bûn, tàu soan-thoân--ō͘! Lín sió-sió ê kó͘-lē, lóng ē hō͘ goán tōa-tōa ê tōng-le̍k! Ló͘-la̍t! Chài-hōe!
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「你到底是beh chhōe我刣人，a̍h是beh chhōe我刣價haⁿh？」
落尾chit條in chhiâu kah 99萬，王后koh想beh ka開6個月ê票，m̄-koh殺手驚伊會跳票，堅持kan-na beh收現金，出發進前to̍h愛先la̍p 7成。
白蔥á公主kah chit ê殺手裝ê護衛，行走入去樹林á內底，公主沿路ná行ná食，行無半點鐘久，to̍h kā 2人份ê便當食--去-ah。殺手看tio̍h伊ê便當去hông sut了了，淡薄á吞忍bē loeh，準備beh kā伊藏--起-來ê刀拔--出-來，雄雄1肢白蔥蔥ê手，伸入去伊ê外套內底，kā hit支刀khiang--去，to̍h看tio̍h白蔥á公主笑微微講：「Ŏa-à，chit支刀真水neh，借我sńg--1-ē。」殺手規ê人戇神--去，過3秒鐘，chiah想tio̍h ài趕緊去kā刀搶--轉-來，目1-ē chîn，soah看tio̍h公主kā刀giâ懸懸，歡喜kah tī hia ná笑ná跳舞，chit款天真ê gín-á性，hō͘咱chit ê殺手先生--à，看1下soah去ho͘迷--去，koh過5秒鐘，伊chiah雄雄回魂，目睭kheh-kheh teh hia大力hàiⁿ頭：「M̄-tio̍h，我ê任務是beh ho͘死，ài較專心--leh，我是phú-lo͘h--ê！」伊目睭thí開，滿面殺氣，soah發見白蔥á公主m̄知走去toeh--ah，伊趕緊喝：「公主，你tī tó位？」想講，kám會藏teh樹á叢內底？伊to̍h附近ê樹á叢，1欉1欉ka péng看māi，chit時，soah m̄知去踢tio̍h啥，規ê人跋跋--倒，ai-ioh，痛kah beh死，伊ê腳去ho͘ liô 1 sûn 3寸長ê孔嘴，血直直流，伊注神ka看，竟然是伊hit支刀，hō͘人插teh樹根頂頭！「Ái-iā，chit ê該死ê白蔥á公主，敢kā我創孔，che gún祖傳ê寶刀，你凊彩kă捎去sńg，koh烏白擲害我受傷，氣死人--ah！」
白蔥á公主chit-má人食飽飽，tī樹林á內se̍h來se̍h去，伊想講：
「Teh厝--ni̍h khû chiah久--ah，第1 kái走kah chiah遠ê所在，chiâⁿ好sńg neh。」
Tī林á內，伊看tio̍h較早m̄-bat看--過ê大隻蝶á，
「Ŏa-à」，看tio̍h花chōa親像虎kāng款，黃--ê、烏--ê 1 chōa 1 chōa，有夠大隻ê虎頭蜂，伊mā是「Ŏa-à」，koh看tio̍h 1尾蛇，頭展--開ká-ná飯匙ê形，伊mā是「Ŏa-à」。伊看tio̍h啥攏感覺chiok新奇，根本to̍h無注意tio̍h講，原本tòe teh身軀邊ê hit ê護衛早to̍h無--去-ah，伊tú-chiah kā人ê寶刀凊彩捎去sńg，koh烏白擲，伊mā ka放bē記，上hàm--ê是，伊是為tio̍h啥代誌出門--ê，mā攏總bē記--chit。
伊一直sńg kah beh暗á，chiah想tio̍h講：「Ah，我kám會走siuⁿ遠？」雄雄發見伊行m̄知路--ah，到chit陣伊chiah想tio̍h講，beh出門ê時，王后有派1 ê護衛陪tī伊身軀邊。「Ĕ？Hit ê人nah ē走無--去-ah？Hò͘，chit kho͘ nah ē chiah無責無任haⁿh！Ah m̄是beh chhōa我去食好料--ê？」公主kā手機á the̍h--出-來，想beh看1-ē-á網路地圖，soah發見chia根本都無信號，伊kā手機á giâ懸懸，chia比--1-ē，hia比--1-ē，天公khah án怎拜mā無信號。「Nah ē án-ne--lah，無網路我是beh án怎活--落-去，救人o͘h，救人o͘h！」
白蔥á公主tī樹林á內底án怎都chhōe無路，過無偌久，天色to̍h規ê暗--落-來，伊行規工，實在有夠thiám，1 ê人tī hia，強beh哭--出-來，chit時，伊看tio̍h面頭前有1間大別莊，he別莊koh有kah游泳池。公主趕緊去挵門，
「有人tī--leh-無？有人tī--leh-無？」
挵規晡久soah攏無人應。伊對窗á門ka看--入-去，內底暗眠摸，看--起-來是無人tī--leh。窗á無鎖，公主直接to̍h ka peh--入-去，蠟燭ka點--leh to̍h四界看，無彩che厝起kah chiah大間，無糖無鹽koh無電視，灶腳無米mā無點心，架á頂ê小說破糊糊，ang-á冊soah chhun he第2集。白蔥á公主目睭眼tio̍h壁角hia有1腳大桶á，內底攏是原子筆，he原子筆hoⁿh貯kah tīⁿ-tīⁿ-tīⁿ，公主to̍h凊彩捎1支起來看。原子筆ê頂頭有1粒愛心，he愛心ka chhi̍h--lòe，筆尾to̍h會thóng--出-來，to̍h ē-tàng寫字。白蔥á公主chŏaⁿ gia̍h原子筆，teh人壁頂烏白chō，伊原本想beh畫1隻豬，chiah畫無2撇，to̍h發見，ĕ？Che筆nah ē chiah歹寫？Koh換2支筆，ta̍k支都chiok歹寫，chiah-nī歹寫ê筆，in是án怎ài chhoân chiah濟支？Kám講，che筆nā收集100支，to̍h ē-tàng換限定版ê便當？白蔥á公主ná tī hia烏白想，手ná chiān，厝--eh啥物物件攏ka摸摸看看--leh，櫥á門1-ê-á 1-ê ka phah ho͘開，總算是去hō͘伊chhiau tio̍h 2罐果子醬hām 3包俗pháng，想講規工to̍h kan-na早起食hit 2粒便當，chín腹肚chiok iau--ê，湯匙á the̍h--leh，果子醬to̍h ka挖起來食，2罐1-ē-á to̍h sut了了，sòa--落-來，he俗pháng 1塊接1塊chiⁿ teh嘴--eh，a̍h無物件通配，愈食愈感覺無滋味。
Chit ê時陣，外面有幾ê烏影，liam腳liam手，bih tī外口偷看。In攏總有7 ê人，ta̍k-ê攏生kah矮tàiⁿ-tàiⁿ，m̄-koh漢草koh chiâⁿ好，武腯武腯án-ne。In bih tī外口講：
「是án怎有生份人teh咱兜？」
「Koh凊彩捎咱ê物件去食！」
「伊一定是賊á！」
「Lín ka看，伊皮膚有夠白，kám講…伊是….」
「白賊！」
「白賊m̄是chit ê意思--lah！」
原來，chit間別莊是in兜，in今á日工課tăⁿ做soah，tú到厝beh食飯，soah發見厝--ni̍h ke 1 ê生份人。In其中1 ê尿緊kah bē顧--eh，a̍h m̄管生份人猶tī厝內，to̍h beh入去顧便所，想bē到鎖匙插入去鎖匙孔，soah發見門去hông ùi內面鎖--起-來。伊大聲挵門，
「Eh！你是siáng？你是án怎tī goán兜內底，koh kā門鎖--起-來？」
內底hit ê生份人soah顛倒ka問講：「Beh chhōe siáng，主人無tī--leh-ō͘！」
Hăⁿ？你koh知影你m̄是主人o͘h？白蔥á公主kā門phah開，in 7 ê人隨to̍h chông--入-去，kā chit ê生份人圍--起-來。有1 ê人看tio̍h桌頂he食無了ê俗pháng，to̍h問講：「你是án怎kā goán ê物件食kah chhun án-ne？He是goán 7 ê人，按算beh食2工ê gia̍h neh！」
「Hăⁿ--à？Lín nah ē食hiah少，莫怪ē生kah chiah-nī矮！飯ài加食--寡，m̄通揀食，知--無？」
Chit寡人足氣--ê，一直問講：「你是siáng？」「你是án怎tī goán壁頂畫1隻豬？」
公主看tio̍h chit幾ê人án-ne歹chhèng-chhèng，趕緊the̍h出伊ê絕招，嘴舌thó͘--1-ē，目睭nih--1-ē，1 ki腳khiàu--起-來，koh比1 ê啾咪，然後自我紹介，講：
「我是有180萬fans ê白蔥á公主，chiú-mi！♥」
想bē到圍tī伊身軀邊chit幾ê矮á冬瓜，完全無hō͘伊面子，應講：
「我無愛白蔥á！」「我較ài蒜頭！」「芋á！」「芫荽！」，in竟然m̄-bat白蔥á公主，mā m̄知啥物是啾咪，chit招對in無效--lah。公主koh問：「Án-ne，lín kám知影tó位有網路信號？」
「Hăⁿ？He是啥？」
Chit聲白蔥á公主chiah知影，原來chit ê樹林á內面，根本to̍h無網路信號，chit寡人平常時mā無teh看電視，chiah會m̄-bat伊chit ê網chhèng，甚至in內底看--起-來上細漢ê hit ê，koh問講：
「伊講 ê hit ê fans是啥haⁿh？」
另外1 ê ka應講：
「He in鬥陣--ê-lah！」「Hăⁿ？In鬥陣--ê有180萬ê？」
Chit 7 ê人，kā白蔥á公主圍kah密chiuh-chiuh，beh走都走bē離，in koh the̍h伊食chhun ê俗pháng，tu去伊面頭前，問伊講：「Goán ê食物--leh？你講--ā！你講--ā！你講--ā！」公主一世人m̄-bat tú-tio̍h chit款範勢，伊有淡薄á驚，in一直teh問講：「Goán ê食物--leh，你講--ā，你nah ē m̄講話？」Chit時，白蔥á公主雄雄笑--出-來，伊chit-má chiah想tio̍h講，chit幾ê人，chiah-nī興食，án-ne應該足好鬥陣。伊ùi伊ê lak袋á，khêng出7塊梅á餅，雙手捧--leh，hō͘ in 1人ni 1塊，1234567，ĕ？Nah會有1 ê人無分tio̍h餅？原來是最後1塊餅，公主iau-sâi kâng食食--去，無食--tio̍h hit-ê teh激氣，走去邊--á teh使性地。Ah ū食tio̍h餅ê hit 6 ê--leh？Ĕ--è，梅á餅吞lŏe腹肚--ni̍h，m̄-bat食--過ê好滋味，心內是歡喜koh好奇，自然to̍h無koh再受氣！
若是講tio̍h食--ê，ta̍k-ke攏足有趣味，ah無我先來食宵夜，咱今á日ê節目to̍h先講到chia，感謝ta̍k-ke收聽咱狡怪囡á古，白蔥á公主！
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【Pe̍h-ōe-jī pán】
Kok-ūi sòaⁿ-téng ê thiaⁿ-chiòng pêng-iú, ta̍k-ke pêng-an, ta̍k-ê hó, hoan-gêng siu-thiaⁿ Chò-kang-á-lâng phá-kheh-su̍h-to͘h, góa sī chú-chhî-jîn Bí-leng! Kóng chhù-bī ê Tâi-gí, chò chhù-bī ê tāi-chì, “Káu-koài Gín-á-kó͘” chit ê chiat-bo̍k sī iû lán Chò-kang-á-lâng Kang-chok-sek chè-chok, kin-á-ji̍t beh kóng--ê, sī lán “Pe̍h-chhang-á Kong-chú” tē 3 chi̍p, ông-hiō phài lâng beh hē sat-chhiú, kong-chú hûi-hiám--à! Sòa--lòe ē hoat-seng siáⁿ-mih tāi-chì, lán kín ka thiaⁿ--lo̍h-khì!
Ông-hiō phài hō͘ Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ê chit ê cha-po͘-lâng, sī khah-chá i tī chà-phiàn chi̍p-thoân ê sî-chūn, se̍k-sāi--ê 1 ê o͘-siā-hōe tōa pháiⁿ-lâng, chit táu chhōe i lâi chiap ê chit ê khè-suh chin kán-tan: “Lí kā kong-chú chhōa ji̍p-khì chhiū-nâ-á lāi-bīn, bô lâng chhōe ē tio̍h ê só͘-chāi, ka tu̍h ho͘ sí, án-ne to̍h ū 3 bān.” “Eh eh eh! Lí sī m̄-bat hâng-chêng nih, chit khoán khè-suh, lóng mā sī 100 bān khí thiàu!” “Hăⁿ--àⁿ? Chiah kùi? Ah bô 50 bān?” “Lí tàu-té sī beh chhōe góa thâi lâng, a̍h sī beh chhōe góa thâi-kè haⁿh?” Lo̍h-bóe chit tiâu in chhiâu kah 99 bān, ông-hiō koh siūⁿ beh ka khui 6 kó-goe̍h ê phiò, m̄-koh sat-chhiú kiaⁿ i ē thiàu-phiò, kian-chhî kan-na beh siu hiān-kim, chhut-hoat chìn-chêng to̍h ài seng la̍p 7 siâⁿ.
Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú kah chit ê sat-chhiú chng ê hō͘-ōe, kiâⁿ ji̍p-khì chhiū-nâ-á lāi-té, kong-chú iân-lō͘ ná kiâⁿ ná chia̍h, kiâⁿ bô pòaⁿ tiám-cheng kú, to̍h kā 2 lâng hūn ê piān-tong chia̍h--khì-ah. Sat-chhiú khòaⁿ tio̍h i ê piān-tong khì hông sut liáu-liáu, tām-po̍h-á thun-lún bē loeh, chún-pī beh kā i chhàng--khí-lâi ê to poe̍h--chhut-lâi, hiông-hiông 1 ki pe̍h-chhang-chhang ê chhiú, chhun ji̍p-khì i ê gōa-thò lāi-té, kā hit ki to khiang--khì, to̍h khòaⁿ tio̍h Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chhiò-bi-bi kóng: “Ŏa-à, chit ki to chin súi neh, chioh góa sńg--1-ē.” Sat-chhiú kui ê lâng gōng-sîn--khì, kòe 3 bió-cheng, chiah siūⁿ tio̍h ài kóaⁿ-kín khì kā to chhiúⁿ--tńg-lâi, ba̍k 1-ē chîn, soah khòaⁿ tio̍h kong-chú kā to giâ koân-koân, hoaⁿ-hí kah tī hia ná chhiò ná thiàu-bú, chit khoán thian-chin ê gín-á-sèng, hō͘ lán chit ê sat-chhiú sian-seⁿ--à, khòaⁿ 1 ē soah khì ho͘ bê--khì, koh kòe 5 bió-cheng, i chiah hiông-hiông hôe-hûn, ba̍k-chiu kheh-kheh teh hia tōa la̍t hàiⁿ-thâu: “M̄-tio̍h, góa ê jīm-bū sī beh ho͘ sí, ài khah choan-sim--leh, góa sī phú-lo͘h--ê!” I ba̍k-chiu thí khui, boán-bīn sat khì, soah hoat-kiàn Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú m̄ chai cháu khì toeh--ah, i kóaⁿ-kín hoah: “Kong-chú, lí tī tó-ūi?” Siūⁿ kóng, kám ē chhàng teh chhiū-á-châng lāi-té? I to̍h hū-kīn ê chhiū-á-châng, 1 châng 1 châng ka péng khòaⁿ-māi, chit sî, soah m̄ chai khì that tio̍h siáⁿ, kui ê lâng poa̍h-poa̍h--tó, ai-ioh, thiàⁿ kah beh sí, i ê kha khì ho͘ liô 1 sûn 3 chhùn tn̂g ê khang-chhùi, hoeh ti̍t-ti̍t lâu, i chù-sîn ka khòaⁿ, kèng-jiân sī i hit ki to, hō͘ lâng chhah teh chhiū-kin téng-thâu! “Ái-iā, chit ê kai-sí ê Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú, káⁿ kā góa chhòng-khang, che gún chó͘-thoân ê pó-to, lí chhìn-chhái kă sa khì sńg, koh o͘-pe̍h tàn hāi góa siū-siong, khì sí lâng--ah!”
Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chit-má lâng chia̍h pá-pá, tī chhiū-nâ-á lāi se̍h lâi se̍h khì, i siūⁿ kóng: “Teh chhù--ni̍h khû chiah kú--ah, tē 1 kái cháu kah chiah hn̄g ê só͘-chāi, chiâⁿ hó sńg neh.” Tī nâ-á lāi, i khòaⁿ tio̍h khah chá m̄-bat khòaⁿ--kòe ê tōa chiah ia̍h-á, “Ŏa-à”, khòaⁿ tio̍h hoe-chōa chhin-chhiūⁿ hó͘ kāng-khoán, n̂g--ê, o͘--ê 1 chōa 1 chōa, ū kàu tōa chiah ê hó͘-thâu-phang, i mā sī “Ŏa-à”, koh khòaⁿ tio̍h 1 bóe chôa, thâu thián--khui ká-ná pn̄g-sî ê hêng, i mā sī “Ŏa-à”. I khòaⁿ tio̍h siáⁿ lóng kám-kak chiok sin-kî, kin-pún to̍h bô chù-ì tio̍h kóng, goân-pún tòe teh sin-khu piⁿ ê hit ê hō͘-ōe chá to̍h bô--khì-ah, i tú-chiah kā lâng ê pó-to chhìn-chhái sa khì sńg, koh o͘-pe̍h tàn, i mā ka pàng bē-kì, siōng hàm--ê sī, i sī ūi-tio̍h siáⁿ tāi-chì chhut-mn̂g--ê, mā lóng-chóng bē-kì--chit.
I it-ti̍t sńg kah beh-àm-á, chiah siūⁿ tio̍h kóng: “Ah, góa kám ē cháu siuⁿ hn̄g?” Hiông-hiông hoat-kiàn i kiâⁿ m̄-chai lō͘--ah, kàu chit-chūn i chiah siūⁿ tio̍h kóng, beh chhut-mn̂g ê sî, ông-hiō ū phài 1 ê hō͘-ōe pôe tī i sin-khu piⁿ. “Ĕ? Hit ê lâng nah ē cháu bô--khì-ah? Hò͘, chit kho͘ nah ē chiah bô chek bô jīm haⁿh! Ah m̄-sī beh chhōa góa khì chia̍h hó-liāu--ê?” Kong-chú kā chhiú-ki-á the̍h--chhut-lâi, siūⁿ beh khòaⁿ 1-ē-á bāng-lō͘ tē-tô͘, soah hoat-kiàn chia kin-pún to bô sìn-hō, i kā chhiú-ki-á giâ koân-koân, chia pí--1-ē, hia pí--1-ē, thian-kong khah án-chóaⁿ pài mā bô sìn-hō. “Nah ē án-ne--lah, bô bāng-lō͘ góa sī beh án-chóaⁿ oa̍h--lo̍h-khì, kiù-lâng o͘h, kiù-lâng o͘h!”
Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú tī chhiū-nâ-á lāi-té án-chóaⁿ to chhōe bô lō͘, kòe bô jōa-kú, thiⁿ-sek to̍h kui ê àm--lo̍h-lâi, i kiâⁿ kui kang, si̍t-chāi ū kàu thiám, 1 ê lâng tī hia kiōng-beh
khàu--chhut-lâi, chit-sî, i khòaⁿ tio̍h bīn-thâu-chêng ū 1 keng tōa pia̍t-chong, he pia̍t-chong koh ū kah iû-éng-tî. Kong-chú kóaⁿ-kín khì lòng-mn̂g, “Ū lâng tī--leh-bô? Ū lâng tī--leh-bô?” Lòng kui po͘ kú soah lóng bô lâng ìn. I ùi thang-á-mn̂g ka khòaⁿ--ji̍p-khì, lāi-té àm-bîn-bong, khòaⁿ--khí-lâi sī bô lâng tī--leh. Thang-á bô só, kong-chú ti̍t-chiap to̍h ka peh--ji̍p-khì, la̍h-chek ka tiám--leh to̍h sì-kè khòaⁿ, bô-chhái che chhù khí kah chiah tōa keng, bô thn̂g bô iâm koh bô tiān-sī, chàu-kha bô bí mā bô tiám-sim, kè-á téng ê siáu-soat phòa kô͘-kô͘, ang-á-chheh soah chhun he tē 2 chi̍p. Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ba̍k-chiu gán tio̍h piah-kak hia ū 1 kha tōa tháng-á, lāi-té lóng sī goân-chú-pit, he goân-chú-pit hoⁿh té kah tīⁿ-tīⁿ-tīⁿ, kong-chú to̍h chhìn-chhái sa 1 ki khí-lâi khòaⁿ. Goân-chú-pit ê téng-thâu ū 1 lia̍p ài-sim, he ài-sim ka chhi̍h--lòe, pit-bóe to̍h ē thóng--chhut-lâi, to̍h ē-tàng siá jī. Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chŏaⁿ gia̍h goân-chú-pit, teh lâng piah-téng o͘-pe̍h chō, i goân-pún siūⁿ beh ōe 1 chiah ti, chiah ōe bô 2 phiat, to̍h hoat-kiàn, ĕ? Che pit neh ē chiah pháiⁿ siá? Koh ōaⁿ 2 ki pit, ta̍k ki to chiok pháiⁿ siá, chiah-nī pháiⁿ siá ê pit, in sī án-chóaⁿ ài chhoân chiah chē ki? Kám kóng, che pit nā siu-chi̍p 100 ki, to̍h ē-tàng ōaⁿ hān-tiāⁿ pán ê piān-tong? Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ná tī hia o͘-pe̍h siūⁿ, chhiú ná chiān, chhù--eh siáⁿ-mih mi̍h-kiāⁿ lóng ka bong-bong khòaⁿ-khòaⁿ--leh, tû-á mn̂g 1-ê-á 1-ê ka phah ho͘ khui, chóng-sǹg sī khì hō͘ i chhiau tio̍h 2 koàn kóe-chí-chiùⁿ hām 3 pau sio̍k-pháng, siūⁿ kóng kui kang to̍h kan-na chá-khí chia̍h hit 2 lia̍p piān-tong, chín pak-tó͘ chiok iau--ê, thng-sî-á the̍h--leh, kóe-chí-chiùⁿ to̍h ka ó͘ khí-lâi chia̍h, 2 koàn 1-ē-á to̍h sut liáu-liáu, sòa--lo̍h-lâi, he sio̍k-pháng 1 tè chiap 1 tè chiⁿ teh chhùi--eh, a̍h bô mi̍h-kiāⁿ thang phòe, jú chia̍h jú kám-kak bô chu-bī.
Chit ê sî-chūn, gōa-bīn ū kúi ê o͘-iáⁿ, liam-kha liam-chhiú, bih tī gōa-kháu thau-khòaⁿ. In lóng-chóng ū 7 ê lâng, ta̍k-ê lóng seⁿ kah é-tàiⁿ-tàiⁿ, m̄-koh hàn-chháu koh chiâⁿ hó, bú-tún bú-tún án-ne. In bih tī gōa-kháu kóng: “Sī án-chóaⁿ ū chheⁿ-hūn-lâng teh lán tau?”
“Koh chhìn-chhái sa lán ê mi̍h-kiāⁿ khì chia̍h!”
“I it-tēng sī chha̍t-á!”
“Lín ka khòaⁿ, i phôe-hu ū kàu pe̍h, kám kóng…I sī….”
“Pe̍h-chha̍t!”
“Pe̍h-chha̍t m̄-sī chit ê ì-sù--lah!”
Goân-lâi, chit-keng pia̍t-chong sī in tau, in kin-á-ji̍t khang-khòe tăⁿ chò soah, tú kàu chhù beh chia̍h-pn̄g, soah hoat-kiàn chhù--ni̍h ke 1 ê chheⁿ-hūn-lâng. In kî-tiong 1 ê jiō kín kah bē kò͘--eh, a̍h m̄-koán chheⁿ-hūn-lâng iáu tī chhù-lāi, to̍h beh ji̍p-khì kò͘ piān-só͘, siūⁿ bē kàu só-sî chhah ji̍p-khì só-sî khang, soah hoat-kiàn mn̂g khì hông ùi lāi-bīn só--khí-lâi.
I tōa-siaⁿ lòng-mn̂g, “Eh! Lí sī siáng? Lí sī án-chóaⁿ tī goán tau lāi-té, koh kā mn̂g só--khí-lâi?”
Lāi-té hit ê chheⁿ-hūn-lâng soah tian-tò ka mn̄g kóng: “Beh chhōe siáng, chú-lâng bô tī--leh-ō͘!” Hăⁿ? Lí koh chai-iáⁿ lí m̄-sī chú-lâng o͘h? Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú kā mn̂g phah khui, in 7 ê lâng sûi to̍h chông--ji̍p-khì, kā chit ê chheⁿ-hūn-lâng ûi--khí-lâi. Ū 1 ê lâng khòaⁿ tio̍h toh-téng he chia̍h bô liáu ê sio̍k-pháng, to̍h mn̄g kóng: “Lí sī án-chóaⁿ kā goán ê mi̍h-kiāⁿ chia̍h kah chhun án-ne? He sī goán 7 ê lâng, àn-sǹg beh chia̍h 2 kang ê gia̍h neh!”
“Hăⁿ--à? Lín nah ē chia̍h hiah chió, bo̍k-koài ē seⁿ kah chiah-nī é! Pn̄g ài ke chia̍h--kóa, m̄-thang kéng chia̍h, chai--bô?”
Chit kóa lâng chiok khì--ê, it-ti̍t mn̄g kóng: “Lí sī siáng?” “Lí sī án-chóaⁿ tī goán piah-téng ōe 1 chiah ti?”
Kong-chú khòaⁿ tio̍h chit kúi ê lâng án-ne pháiⁿ-chhèng-chhèng, kóaⁿ-kín the̍h chhut i ê choa̍t-chiau, chhùi-chi̍h thó͘--1-ē, ba̍k-chiu nih--1-ē, 1 ki kha khiàu--khí-lâi, koh pí 1 ê chiú-mi, jiân-āu chū-ngó͘ siāu-kài, kóng: “Góa sī ū 180 bān fans ê Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú, chiú-mi! ♥” Siūⁿ bē kàu ûi tī i sin-khu piⁿ chit kúi ê é-á-tang-koe, oân-choân bô hō͘ i bīn-chú, ìn kóng: “Góa bô ài pe̍h-chhang-á!” “Góa khah ài soàn-thâu!” “Ō͘-á!” “Iân-sui!”, in kèng-jiân m̄-bat Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú, mā m̄-chai siáⁿ-mih sī chiú-mi, chit chiau tùi in bô-hāu--lah. Kong-chú koh mn̄g: “Án-ne, lín kám chai-iáⁿ tó-ūi ū bāng-lō͘ sìn-hō?” “Hăⁿ? He sī saⁿh?”
Chit siaⁿ Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú chiah chai-iáⁿ, goân-lâi chit ê chhiū-nâ-á lāi-bīn, kin-pún to̍h bô bāng-lō͘ sìn-hō, chit kóa lâng pêng-siông sî mā bô teh khòaⁿ tiān-sī, chiah ē m̄-bat i chit ê bāng-chhèng, sīm-chì in lāi-té khòaⁿ--khí-lâi siōng sè-hàn hit ê, koh mn̄g kóng: “I kóng ê hit ê fans sī siaⁿh haⁿh?” Lēng-gōa 1 ê ka ìn kóng: “He in tàu-tīn--ê-lah!” “Hăⁿ? In tàu-tīn--ê ū 180 bān ê?”
Chit 7 ê lâng, kā Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú ûi kah ba̍t-chiuh-chiuh, beh cháu to cháu bē lī, in koh the̍h i chia̍h chhun ê sio̍k-pháng, tu khì i bīn-thâu-chêng, mn̄g i kóng: “Goán ê si̍t-bu̍t--leh? Lí kóng--ā! Lí kóng--ā! Lí kóng--ā!” Kong-chú chi̍t-sì-lâng m̄-bat tú-tio̍h chit khoán pān-sè, i ū tām-po̍h-á kiaⁿ, in it-ti̍t teh mn̄g kóng: “Goán ê si̍t-bu̍t--leh, lí kóng--ā, lí nah ē m̄ kóng-ōe?” Chit sî, Pe̍h-chhang-á kong-chú hiông-hiông chhiò--chhut-lâi, i chit-má chiah siūⁿ tio̍h kóng, chit kúi ê lâng, chiah-nī hèng chia̍h, án-ne èng-kai chiok hó tàu-tīn. I ùi i ê lak-tē-á, khêng chhut 7 tè bôe-á-piáⁿ, siang-chhiú phóng--leh, hō͘ in 1 lâng ni 1 tè, 1234567, ĕ? Nah ē ū 1 ê lâng bô pun tio̍h piáⁿ? Goân-lâi sī chòe-āu 1 tè piáⁿ, kong-chú iau-sâi kâng chia̍h-chia̍h--khì, bô chia̍h--tio̍h hit-ê teh kek-khì, cháu khì piⁿ--á teh sái sèng-tē. Ah ū chia̍h tio̍h piáⁿ hit 6 ê--leh? Ĕ--è, bôe-á-piáⁿ thun lŏe pak-tó͘--ni̍h, m̄-bat chia̍h--kòe ê hó chu-bī, sim-lāi sī hoaⁿ-hí koh hòⁿ-kî, chū-jiân to̍h bô koh chài siū-khì!
Nā sī kóng tio̍h chia̍h--ê, ta̍k-ke lóng chiok ū chhù-bī, ah bô góa seng-lâi chia̍h siau-iā, lán kin-á-ji̍t ê chiat-bo̍k to̍h seng kóng kàu chia, kám-siā ta̍k-ke siu-thiaⁿ lán “Káu-koài Gín-á-kó͘”, “Pe̍h-chhang-á Kong-chú”!
KChit ê kò͘-sū, sī iû lán Chò-kang-á-lâng Kang-chok-sek chè-chok, Phian-kio̍k: Chiá-siông, Ián-chhut: Bí-leng, Im-ga̍k/Iáⁿ-phìⁿ: Niau-tāu, Jī-bō͘/Kàu-tùi: A-chin in ang. Kin-á-ji̍t ê kò͘-sū thiaⁿ liáu nā kám-kak ū chhù-bī, chhiáⁿ kā goán chhi̍h chán, chù-bûn, tàu soan-thoân--ō͘! Lín sió-sió ê kó͘-lē, lóng ē hō͘ goán tōa-tōa ê tōng-le̍k! Ló͘-la̍t! Chài-hōe!
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