Be There in Five

Then I walk through what I'm loving about Southern Charm, the recent TRav scandals, the deep deep anger I have toward Ashley bringing up Kathryn's children, Chelsea's all around breeziness, among other topics. I think I may even defend Craig at one point and then take things out on Gwynn's department store.

Finally, a deeper review of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, where I talk about this dark season opener, how it's getting too difficult to watch Nicole and Molly provide such bad examples for their kids, and then the characters from season's past that I'm missing. Who knew I'd one day miss Evelyn's voice haunting my dreams? Somehow I also talk about Annie the musical so, there's that.

Kate recaps the past weekend's events; including (but not limited to) the Royal wedding, the Billboard Music Awards, this K-Pop group that makes a lot of people scream that she feels confused about, how Kate feels about 'Woo Girls' who do this aforementioned screaming, how she feels about hot girls posting captions about food, and also thoughts on being forced to be in bathing suit photos that are posted against my will. Good times all around!

This week, to prep for the Royal Wedding, Kate is sharing some brief musings on televised weddings, the current Markle family controversy, creating the optimal viewing experience, and why it's not to be trivialized by all the naysayers that will inevitably give us a hard time in the coming days.

Following, to commemorate this special time, Kate has written a poem, entitled Meghan Her Markle, where she explores the love story of Harry & Meghan, their engagement, her nightmare family, and how she'd be feeling pulling up in that carriage. Spoiler alert: Kate is still really, really hung up on getting engaged over a roasted chicken.

Kate recaps fashion at the Met Gala and tells no less than a million stories while trying to get through each person's dress she wanted to discuss. She then vents about school dance updo's, reviews the things she thought were facts that she found out as an adult she made up, then discusses important life lessons from It Takes Two and Holiday in the Sun, and concludes with some musings from her days at an extreme church camp that she attended because she wanted to learn how to water ski.

Who knows what's in this episode, listen or don't, see if I care?

(I'm trying that thing where you don't look like you're trying too hard and it makes people more interested in you)

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