Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

When the president of the world goes on a field trip, she will fly across your dreams on a feathery future friend.

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Claritin - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

Dusker - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

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Sleep easy as Scooter makes his way in a mail truck virtually bringing lulls to an already sleepy hamlet.

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The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Help to support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline. You can see more global helplines here.

Claritin - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

Dusker - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AquaTru- AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at aquatru.com.

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

How many times can one man wonder about bakewell tarts? I’m making it a lifetime quest for someone else to never find out.

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Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Help to support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline. You can see more global helplines here.

Claritin - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

Dusker - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AquaTru- AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at aquatru.com.

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

When Garlic and Boggy get together, feelings will dissipate into pointless meanders.

Support the Trevor Project by clicking here.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Help to support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline. You can see more global helplines here.

Claritin - Nip your allergy symptoms in the bud this spring with Claritin D. Head to claritin.com to learn more and Live Claritin Clear.

Dusker - Turn your pillow into the comfiest earphone ever with Dusker’s advanced under-pillow speaker, the Sleepbar. Head to dusker.com and use code SLEEPWITHME20 for 20% off.

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

AquaTru- AquaTru is a 4-stage countertop purifier that works with NO installation or plumbing. Use promo code SLEEP for 20%!!! off at aquatru.com.

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit y…

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This bobbling and babbling will be like a discombobulated yet fun toy you could play with a side of pudding.

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Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here.

Support the Trevor Project by clicking here.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

 Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

This bobbling and babbling will be like a discombobulated yet fun toy you could play with a side of pudding.

Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved:

NYC Mesh

Sean Casey Animal Rescue

RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/

Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here.

Support the Trevor Project by clicking here.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

 Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Sand dunes will look like dreamy cinnamon sugar on the wings of a lovely moth.

Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved:

NYC Mesh

Sean Casey Animal Rescue

RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/

Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here.

Support the Trevor Project by clicking here.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

 Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Sometimes random ideas become real quality meanders. Tonight I send v-day cards to people and clothing from the past and it one becomes one big loving opportunity.

I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here.

Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved:

NYC Mesh

Sean Casey Animal Rescue

RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/

Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here.

Support the Trevor Project by clicking here.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!

 Odoo - Simplify and connect every aspect of your company with this easy-to-use, all-in-one management platform software. Learn more at www.odoo.com/withme

Air Doctor Pro - Get a professional air purifier with a medical-grade UltraHEPA filter that's 100x more effective than ordinary HEPA filters. Visit airdoctorpro.com and use code SLEEP for up to $300 off!

Zocdoc - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

Progressive - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

Weather not wurthering the fill of fuller words should help keep you company while you drift off. Also please don’t get any goats.

Sleep Well,

I believe we are in this together, you are important, and I’m here to keep you company and tell you a story to take your mind off of stuff. I’m glad you are here.

Please consider honoring the legacy of our long-time editor Karl by supporting these organizations he loved:

NYC Mesh

Sean Casey Animal Rescue

RBG supports (and in her honor I support)- Friends of Hand in Hand - https://handinhandk12.org/about/

Support the Midnight Mission directly by clicking here.

Support the Trevor Project by clicking here.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! https://sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

You can learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at his website russellsperberg.com. Or follow his new production collective on IG at @BabyTeethLA

The show artwork is by Emily Tat

Helix Sleep - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows!