Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

What could be more lulling than a phone call describing a “Calvin and Hobbes” comic strip? How about a slow look at the most famous cat memes?

Sleep Well,

Your thoughts will be snug and warm in a proving drawer of meanders and tangents.

Sleep Well,

All will be well tonight as we will be in capable hands, that will guide us through a series of meandering questions about dealing with Big Ones and Big Emojis.

Lady Marpbels will create a safe place where you can sleep as well as a bespoke gumball nestled in a bog at sunset.

Sleep Well,

Your fortune comes tonight like a sandwich cookie made of pillows at the end of a meandering bored game.

Sleep Well,

Nothing Villa about this one, with all of Scoot’s rambling about watercraft, not much will be repaired or restored except your sleep.

Sleep Well,

Get ready for some fun and games, well more of Scooter opening up a game based on that theme park made famous by ads on WPIX and later in books and documentaries.

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The show artwork is by Emily Tat

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Welcome sleep along with twelve new bakers, Prue, Noel and Sandy for their first time in the tent, you can call it series eight or collection five as there will be plenty of room for meanders.

A moose and a plush find a little house and more than a little friendship.

Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! 

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Support our AAPI community

Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources.

Support the people in Ukraine.

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

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