Behind the SchƎmƎs

Too Many Cemeteries
Someone Is Rizz
May Musk
Anal Lick Tits

It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas!

Core Memory Unlocked

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Please Talk
Harvey Looks for You
End of Transaction
There's Options

From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows…

That's How Radio Was Invented

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Blood, Boar, and Body
Literally Called Laser
Roux is Gravy
Single Digit

High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night?

A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON

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Welcome To My Mangrove

Bat Sushi

OZZY'D

I'm Your Uncle

Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you.

It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby

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Pleasant Observer
Agape Irene
No, Molecule
Rock ‘n Roll Dressing Rooms

Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl!

It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever

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Fibrous

Gray-Water Hook-Up

This Is Pre-AI, My Friend

Petabytes of Raw Text

Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey!

Hate Has A Home Here

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Filtered Filtered Filtered
BOAbucks
Kevin Bacon Tremors
2020 Christmas Run

The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate.

‘Til It's Not

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Rip Rip
Bag-Piping
Genital Lice
You Shouldn't Be Here

Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway?

These Discordant Notes of Our Lives

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Two Birds One Chair

Inverse Ovation

Bleeding Edge If You Will

Fast Than The Mist

Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy!

They don't teach this in college.

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Ol' Venus
Nun Mask
Pot or Taxes
Cult Business

Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world!

Casper, Brought To You By Pf…

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