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Behind the SchƎmƎs

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  • S01E122: The Greenroom Goat Massacre

    Sourced?
    Stunning Parallels
    River Tender
    Preferably Not Alive

    Put on your blood boots! Tonight we enter the Golden Coffin, and search the Old American Archives for lead-cased queens and gilded pharaohs. The new BitchCoin. After a bloody good intermission, we are led by the Moth to the Chattahoochee River, where drug lords dump headless goats into the water by the truckload.

    #compostyoursacrifice

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 51 min
  • S01E121: Marching Noises!!

    Fus Roh Dah!

    Blah Blah Blah!

    People Don't Use Minidisc

    Girthworm Jim

    Solo Show! Lavish steers the ship to Russia, where Madame Blavatsky teaches plebs all about her fake experiences. Great artists steal, even if they were rejected from Austrain Art College. What a Great War! The Subconcious sings to you. Next we sail to Babylon, where we ponder the clay, worship the Goddess, follow the Eastern Star. If you get lost, summon a succubus to ask for directions.

    I Think Bunker 2 Is The Best

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    1 hr 57 min
  • S01E120: Everywhere Is Graveyard Dirt

    Jazz-Bury

    CO Brown Stain

    International Harvester

    My Name is Bauxite

    Check your water supply, Vermont! Lavish runs off to a time before fluoridation, when industrial titans walked the earth. The Dow used to manufacture, but nowadays markets are inflatable tanks. After Danzig poetry, the Mothman flies to Southeast Asia, where the Huk engage in astrological warfare against American Aswang. Have you read Ed Lansdale's book?

    How Senseless. Too Late, Too Late.

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    3 hr 22 min
  • S01E119: 100% Genuine Leather Mistakes

    Nobody Should Perform This Ceremony

    Never Has Bread Been More Satany

    I Live With Satin

    Name Three Episodes

    But Feather, Boo-bury takes off like a Led Zeppelin, illuminating the origins of Jimmy Page's symbols and Crowley obsession. After a spacey intermission from Lavish, we discuss Coolio and his Gangsta's Paradise Lost. We're gonna have to do some math on this one, do you have stage fright?

    Ask Me About My Misfits Sweater.

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    3 hr 9 min
  • S01E118: Caesar, You've Lowered Your Targeting Computer. Is Everything OK?

    Oh Uncle Father

    That's A Lotta Corn

    noHearts

    Ragman

    We see the Goods, we read your boosts. Lavish surveys the corn fields of America, and wonders who spreads the seed. After the folks enjoy intermission, Boo-Bury takes a Soulful Journey to Dimension 99, where Soulaire sells wings and Hope. Alert the Affiliates!

    What Is A Moth But A Miserable Pile of Secrets?

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 39 min
  • S01E117: Simple Jack By Skynyrd

    Tight Binding

    Substacked

    Booth Babes

    Big Fan Of Ham

    Buckle up! Lavish hits the road and visits the Minneocalypse, where Boo-Bury knows all the best karaoke dives. We take your live calls… maybe you're having a spooky day at work? Lavish brings some bereft coast with him from North Hollywood, the bank robbery capital of the world. What's In A Name? Boo-Bury divulges into Nature in Bondage and the Magic of Names. Quite the Riot in Carowinds.

    Sit In The Corner Like A Bad Boy

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    2 hr 43 min
  • S01E116: Germany > Science > Wife

    Cheshire Cat Styled Grin

    This Is Not The Math Episode

    The Them And The Theys

    World War Yawn

    The Greenroom glows with the arrival of LiteBrite! Get your brushes ready as we paint the undark away. Wow! It really pops on these clothes! Keep an ear out for the rattle, the dew of death hangs thick. Grab your arms, it's time to race! Now stand up, wipe the lung off your lips, and let's get em!

    She Took The Wrong Life

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    2 hr 47 min
  • S01E115: Radium Lips And Orange Dreams

    Metascream

    PISS Red

    Word Is

    Shadow's Cast

    It's a major dump tonight of 'member way back when? You'll get hosed down in glow dust! Everything is gonna turn red! It'll be safer in 7 to 11 years, don't worry about it. It's what's necessary. Come take a plunge in the underground pool if you're rich enough. There's round the clock guards, as long as we can keep them paid. Wanna watch a movie? There's this great one over here on this laptop.

    Follow The Trail Of New Death

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    3 hr 19 min
  • S01E114: OMG, You Can't Get Mad It's On The Ceiling!

    White Picket Productions

    Suck The Egg

    It Ain't Old

    Showing Up

    Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star!

    I Broke The Circle

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    BYO3-DG

    3 hr 9 min
  • S01E113: DINO

    Mad Goat Disease

    Dive Shallow

    Locked in The Boiler Room

    Oh, Unicorns!?

    It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job!

    You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah!

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    3 hr 7 min

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