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  • S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage

    Goat Local 88

    Pharma Party

    Overstand It?

    Gloryville

    The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky.

    No, yellow.

    BYO3-DG

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    2 hr 49 min
  • S01E101: Alt-Fright

    All Scissors

    The Law of Identity

    RSSS

    Potsickle

    Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect…

    You Thought of Aboutness?

    BYO3-DG

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

    2 hr 36 min
  • S01E100: BLAMO! ZAP! Am I The Problem?

    Bring Your Own Hose!

    Hail the Sun!

    Build-A-Borg!

    For our 100th episode, we make sure everyone has Goats for the Road. Gematria Boosts, Tarp-less Sacrifices, none of it approved by GOSHA. Despite the rain of Blood Soakers, Boo-Bury breaks down GWAR's latest album, The New Dark Ages. We take live calls and ask them what supernatural topic they wish to Rectalfy. Dude, Don't Do That. Instead, follow Lavish on the Food Chain Reaction, the surge in food plant devastation. Don't go to Heifer Ranch in Arkansas, you never know which of Clinton's / Epstein's friends you'll find.

    Let Them Eat Cake (and Goya).

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 34 min
  • S01E99: I Am The Chemicals

    Help Jack Up

    Mommy, What's Thermite?

    Galcit 53

    Groovy Girls

    It's a special edition of BTS with special guest, the good Reverend Doctor Phifer! He takes us on a journey thru the saga of one the most mystical men of the 20th century, none other than Jack Parsons! Expect big explosions, and even bigger ritualistic sex orgies. The man learned from Crowley for crying out loud, it's not rocket science.

    Rockets?! We're Doin Science Here Buddy.

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 25 min
  • S01E98: T.A.R.P.A.

    Seedy Cereal

    A Lot of Red

    Zombie Zealot

    All Hail Megaton

    Prepare thyself for a night of the funky supernatural, it's gonna get red. Feel the apprehension build as the livestock drops from the skies! If your breath gets taken too fast, be sure to stop in for a heal-all complimentary white mage visit. You'll thank yourself for it.

    (See CURSE)

    BYO3-DG

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    2 hr 38 min
  • S01E97: A Gothic Play

    Adore Thee

    This Life

    231 For Conspira

    Blackened By Scandal

    Past tripping the night away, prepare thyself for a production of magick! Antiquity! Ivory! Listen for the satany dulcet tones of Wagner while we admire this 45' tall statue of Zeus! Press F in the chats for Weaver. When your kid ask what degree they should go for? Tell them they're gonna glow far as a Conspiracy Theory Theorist. There's a lot of schemes out there.

    (See The New Templars)

    BYO3-DG

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    3 hr 36 min
  • S01E96: Recovering Journo

    Beyond Five Generations

    Mouse House

    From The Streets

    Grape Package

    Greetings greetings fellow freaks, what a pleasure to be experienced tonight. Our guest is the illustrious Melodious Owls, and it's time to get swimmin' in the lake. For second second half of show, we go exploring thru encyclopedias, and get a glance of the Podfather's tarot! The gimp wasn't the only one who enjoyed themselves tonight!

    I'm no Frank Sinatra.

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 1 min
  • S01E95: Love, Benjamin Franklin

    Way Back In The Vatican

    We Bred Raptors

    Mac Tonight

    Black Moan Daze

    It's so fucking t h i c c on BTS tonight! Oh wow! Oh my goodness! The market titillates traders with a close call of the collapse, and strap yourself in. We got the science. Does this smell like lead to you? During 2nd Second of Half our brains thaw out, and yowza! Spook alert! Spook alert! A dead man is found in the school halls!

    Forget About The Sex

    BYO3-DG

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    4 hr 4 min
  • S01E94: THE

    Sum Tzu

    Lips '83

    Mother Mary's Bazooka

    It's All Spooky

    Tjunta clutches our Bitcoin on this episode of BTS, as he joins us for the first second half of show. You know the one. It's about food factory fires, and smokin hot weapons of love/war! Going once, going twice, you got the best button in the world! The President likes it weird in the cluck dungeon.

    It's All About Blood.

    BYO3-DG

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    2 hr 45 min
  • S01E93: Boost Cherry

    Vlad The Mower

    Our Air Smells Like Shit

    The Mighty Gunghis

    Make That Thing Talk

    BTS brings all things weird, for it's a great night for the End of Times. 50 ways we learned how to say I told you so, and buckle up for part two of the infamous Kyle Odom Manifesto. You may know how to crucify, but do you know why? Take a leisure break down at the temple but mind the crocodiles; it's a battle royale at the coliseum!

    Please, I need to drink water. The condemned man is pissed.

    BYO3-DG

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    2 hr 59 min

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