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Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins

MK Ultra Cool

There's a Pro Pain Shortage

In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes.

90 percent humidity, zero percent of hope.

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Back and to the One

Censored Track Marks

Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son?

You're the Pig Head Now

We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s.

Do a big job? Talk a big price.

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You Can't Touch Me

Soft Talk

You Know

This Is Gonna Be Fun

Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock.

You know...meta means dead...

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Even Degenerates Can Make History

We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One

At The Mouth of Broadway,

It's The Dvorak Gang.

BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying a death onstage and the thrill of doing it.

God said that, "I don't want ice skates."

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It's Ice

She's Vicious

On the Internet of Trash

I'm The Golden God Bitch

Fire And Metal From The Sky

You will eat the happy tomatoes as China ignites it's second son. Try not to spend long thinking about the persistentt threat, but never fear because there's an implant for that. Big Cat Dick litters the big place known as space, and cutaway before we get too good a glimpse of the sky donut.

AKA I already know what happens.

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Anthrax Fog Juice

Prolific Liberation

And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports

What Dancing Fun

BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke.

See you in 2031. Bang a few presidents on the way in.

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When you See's It

You See's It

Lepers and Lawyers

It's The Picklemancer

For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler.

How do Catholics find bones in the winter?

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Extra Extra!

Mostly Harmless Lunatics

Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought!

It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally.

Like Who's They?

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Needle Needle Needle
Banjo's + Satan = ?
Blood Acid Ouija
Low and Steady

It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch.

Rinse your mouth with tin foil.

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Smooth or Rough

This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science!

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On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Even young Epstein smirked.

Keep killing him, strongest possible delete.

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