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Behind the SchƎmƎs

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  • S01E92: I Have Become Ruin, The Only Toolbox I Need

    Sister Sister

    88 Kelvin

    A Humble Brag

    Double or Triple Mummy

    Tonight was the biggest episode of BTS his/herstory! We are joined by the one and only Stephen Spielburg! It was so nice for him to join us and tell us almost nothing about Ready Player 100. Does this manifesto smell weird to you? Later, SirSeatSitter makes an appearance for some pure Mystery Babylon. Amun-Ra, and Awoman.

    Just have fun, it'll be fun.

    BYO3-DG

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    3 hr 37 min
  • S01E91: Crow A Towin'

    The Path Between

    The Original Stoic

    Shadow of the Triumphant

    Little Banana Man

    Check our papers, we're LIT. Winter will soon loosen it's grasp, and there will be time to breath in right before the whole thing goes up. Until then tho, let Behind The Sch3m3s entertain you with glowing movie reviews and a tale of a scientist pulling the trigger. Look into the Eye of the Sahara, see the shared the outcome. It's comes full circle.

    I think we're outta time.

    BYO3-DG

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    2 hr 53 min
  • S01E90: Access Evil

    City of Darkness

    Echo of the Scream

    Slumnation Under State

    If You Need The Pull

    It's a Special Edition Post No Agenda Sunday Broadcast that's LIT baby. Live item tag in hand, we go exploring the history of Hong Kong. Get lost in the maze of the Walled City. Tune in for an honest chat about good, evil, and everything you got inside yourself. Manson's got a gun on loan from the President.

    It's gonna get primal.

    F

    BYO3-DG

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    1 hr 53 min
  • S01E89: 30 Minutes Till Red Square

    Behind The Yearbook

    Stopped It Cold

    Visceral and Trashy

    I Have Ze Rockets

    Celebrating schemes merrily in the spring, raining down cheer like meteorites on Mercury. Diamonds are forever baby. Daffodils tho? Not as long, but at least you know where they come from. Fearless journos face the LAPTOP FROM HELL, and weirdly enough it kind of mimics Sin City.

    30 Minutes Or It's Free

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 7 min
  • S01E88: Once Again I Use The Word Bedrock

    Bring in the Yellow Cake

    Big Cocaine Energy

    An American Man in an American Sitcom

    Why Do You Say But?

    Take turns and twists tonight as we only come out at night! Correction: We only come out for pi! Indeed, it is a Pieday, and we've stuffed ourselves. From comedians, to Nancy Regan's personal psychic, come see how easy it is to make that money.

    Needle, Meet Groove. Not to be confused with Diamond Dave.

    BYO3-DG

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    3 hr 19 min
  • S01E87: Wheatgurs

    What If

    John H. Rolling In The Benjamins

    Deny Yourself

    Femur Fever

    Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean seed in these parts.

    My sippy cup is bigger than yours.

    BYO3-DG

    Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!

    612-263-SXXY

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    2 hr 52 min
  • S01E86: Ghost of Kief, Sitting President of Nothing

    Wild Irish Rose Enabled

    We Are Now Ass King

    Time To Heel

    Let It Rain Something

    The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it.

    Are ya complying yet, son?

    BYO3-DG

    Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!

    612-263-SXXY

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

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    2 hr 20 min
  • S01E85: John Adams Wins Silver

    Raunchy Letters

    Cheesy Kisses

    Aunt Fancy

    The President of Smash

    Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument.

    Man, I Miss You.

    BYO3-DG

    Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!

    612-263-SXXY

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

    If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show!

    ms. informed NAtion

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    2 hr 36 min
  • S01E84: Fruit Earth

    Peppermint Colored

    A Real Life

    Dragon Denying

    Learn To Garden

    BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @[email protected] and @SirMittens. It's like a party.

    That Big Bone Lick tho...

    BYO3-DG

    Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!

    612-263-SXXY

    ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

    If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show!

    ms. informed NAtion

    Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)!

    @behindthesch3m3s

    https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

    2 hr 57 min

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