Behind the SchƎmƎs

Enter the Paper Tiger, Hidden Podcaster.

Riding atop (or inside) the Antifa Cannon.

Klaus plows and Blue Tube Harvest.

You will eat the lettuce.

Boo-Bury cracks open the cellar door, and none other than Malachi returns! On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish has the blood of the Hawk, and will shred gnar. It will be hard going into the New Norm without Norm. Riptorn. Malachi dives arm first into his first Covid illness, and for 2nd Second half of show Boo-Bury hits literally every piece of news. Gwar fans don't know what NFT's are, "Did you mummify mom?", Dr. Fauci is a sickle man, and...you are getting very sleepy.

Congratulations! Your Mass Hypnosis has evolved into Mass Psychosis!

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Desk fires can't melt steel beams,

Left tracking the Pope of cover-ups.

Are you a Lizardist, or some other Office Weasel?

Either way, we recommend therapy adjacent debunking.

Tonight on Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury and Lavish explore some parallels with Covid-19/11. Mostly because a Politico article told us not too. What's it like trying to find footage from the time? Strange times get even more strange. It's an episode so hot molten steel is pouring forth from the headphones!

By the way, if you can buy that that? I fucking hate the Eagles...

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lol the CIA used fake vaccines to try and catch Bin Laden.

Be High. Sell High.

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Rusty Weak, the Ivermectin of Wands

You're the Captain of the S.S. Go Fuck Yourself

History Rhymes and Snip Snip That's It

A Gram Is Better When You're Damned

This is the throwback episode to the goring 20's, and the Great Repression. Let's step back in time to the Black and White days. Very sterile. Almost...too sterile. Boo Bury and Lavish dive into California's obsession with Despairium. And not paying up.

It's for your own good. Trust us. We're the authorities. Ever heard of a little thing called the greater good? The greater good.

It's for the greater good.

Careful with that Axe, you Gen-X

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Join Lavish for his first ever solo show! Look Ma, no boobs! We had a very [REDACTED] time. Lavish goes over lucrative military recruitment ads, classic Russian Literature, The Art Of War, summoning a Succubus, and much more. Don't get spattered, your Excellency! If you're going to ask questions, don't do so to your higher ranking superiors!

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Pan du Lavash (SHOW NOTES)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes named ben and dudettes named bernadette, please welcome to the stage...

Sir Ryan Bemrose, Count of Curation!

Trains to nowhere, with one nation under Live Nation. Didn't you get the memo? Behind the Sch3m3s, for one night only will serve all of your Boutique Consulting needs, for a modest tithe. Exit strategy. Boom.

Anyone have bleach? There's blood on the floor.

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Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

And welcome back to Behind The Sch3m3s!

The Gates fling open tonight when Lavish kicks this party off diving thru some family history of "Oh Billy Boy!". Turns out even if you've been jabbed, the drummer for the Offspring can still be a threat, and someone please grab the AK from the monkey! Please!!

Second 2nd Half of Show, Boo-Bury cracks open the millennial book of shadows to reveal the under currents of #WitchTok! It's Tik Tok, but for witches! Or maybe the Mage department of the N.W.O. It's hard to say really...

When it doubt, hidden arts always work better when there's an air of mystery about them.

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From BadRadio.Live!

It's Behind The Sch3m3s!

Boo-Bury and Lavish roll the dice to determine the fate of tonight's show! Whether it be proffesional stabs at hunting ghosts in the Winchester Murder Mansion, or maybe you're some poor spook who didn't get the memo from HR; we got you covered. From the land of the 50 Cent Army, to the see of New Clear Silos, we're hear for you. Handfuls of bitter pills and our favorite presidents are all we have left for the Second 2nd Half of Show. Boundless Scr33m Mails to boot!

It's brave.
It's beautiful.
It's the only fuckin' podcast in the fuckin' universe with a fuckin' intermission.

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It's one for the books tonight as Behind The Sch3m3s...heads to the mountains.

The legendary Spaz (aka Papa-Bury) joins Lavish and Boo-Bury for an episode exploring all things West Virginia. Mountain Mama. Take Me Home. Country Roads. LOL just kidding, we didn't actually bring this song up. What we did bring however was some good ole fashion dialect, and exploring some ancestor slaughterin'. Second 2nd half of show focuses on Virgin Forests and Secret Bunkers! This was an episode that had to happen.

We'll see you over at the crick.

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Get excited comrades, you're in for nonstop laughs tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s!

Derek, co-host of The Double Thought Dimension podcast joins Boo-Bury and Lavish for unending Biden gaffes! Quite literally we make a lampshade out of that leathery coyote aka the Dusty Old Shadow of a Cardboard Cutout Man. What's that? Oh, we got Brian Seltzer Water getting buried? Nice. Look over there! Hollywood is resurrecting another dead man. Spooky. This is an episode that rips it up!

Oh, btw Kamala Harris stopped by. She was asking for a cup of sugar and told us to tell you, "goat's out, kid's in".

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